The Jackass generation continues to thrive

Posted on Tue Jul 29, 2008 at 02:12:45 AM EST in Other Sports
More on: bike, fire, stupid, video (all tags)

Who says the Olympics need an extravagant torch lighting ceremony? We'd be perfectly happy if they did something simple and classy like this:

Our favorite part is pre-inferno when the idiot who's letting himself be lit on fire calls the other idiot an idiot. What an idiot.

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The lost tapes of Erin Andrews' early days in the sports biz

Posted on Fri Jul 25, 2008 at 12:10:57 PM EST in NFL
More on: NFL, chick, video, stupid, annoying (all tags)

We know that you can't wait for the NFL season to roll around. The anticipation is enough to make you want to cryogenically freeze yourself so you can peacefully sleep until its time to draft your fantasy team. Well, here's a little something to help dull the pain of everyday life without the pigskin flying. Just try to watch this and not want to forget about football for the rest of your life.

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You probably never figured this was the cause of yesterday's monster traffic jam

Posted on Thu Jul 10, 2008 at 11:31:13 AM EST in Other Sports
More on: skateboarding, video, freeway, stupid (all tags)

This is one of those rare times when we would actually encourage drivers to participate in overly-aggressive fits of road rage.

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This is what happens when the Harlem Globetrotters reject your application

Posted on Thu Jun 12, 2008 at 11:30:20 AM EST in Other Sports
More on: video, spinning, stupid (all tags)

If you thought finger jousting was a horrible, horrible idea then just wait until you get a load of the latest sports sensation sweeping the nation: spinning stuff!

It might be stupid, but it still beats the hell out of competitive beer pong.

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Those who can't play basketball obviously rap about basketball

Posted on Mon Jun 09, 2008 at 10:32:07 AM EST in NBA
More on: basketball, rap, video, stupid (all tags)

Remember back when Max Kellerman was rapping about boxing and Muhammad Ali and we totally ripped on him? Well, turns out that Max & Sam had some pretty sick mic skills; in comparison that is.

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Attention sissies: the UroClub is your ticket to "discrete" golf course urination

Posted on Tue Jun 03, 2008 at 04:10:32 PM EST in Other Sports
More on: UroClub, golf, pee, invention, stupid (all tags)

When you go golfing, what's the biggest problem you encounter? Oh, and getting the beer girl's number and breaking par don't count. Obviously, the answer is finding a decent spot to piss. While most normal dudes will just head for the nearest tree or, if you're our friends, the nearest unattended golf bag, the UroClub allows you to stick your unit in the handle of a replica 7 iron and relieve yourself while taking a couple practice swings. Call us old school, but we're heading for the woods.

Every aspect of this piece of equipment has been meticulously worked out to make it simple and trouble free to use. To start with, the UroClub is designed from a light weight resin with a molded grip. The cap opens and closes easily and is designed with a triple sealing system to ensure that it is leak proof.

The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper.

The entire club is made of a non-porous material. Therefore, caring and cleaning is effortless!

The UroClub is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.

Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.

Length: Like a standard 7 Iron

Special wholesale prices are directed to encourage club makers to brand UroClub and include it in their accessory lines, just like gloves or umbrellas.

Whether for your own use or for your company, as a curiosity, or a urinary necessity, get UroClub now!

Links:
[UroClub.org]: UroClub Home

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British Shin Kicking Championship

Posted on Tue Jun 03, 2008 at 03:33:54 PM EST in Other Sports
More on: British Shin Kicking Championship 2008, video, stupid, ouch (all tags)

We always thought the people with way, way, way too much free time on their hands took up finger jousting, but apparently they go skin kicking as well.

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Backyard boneheads

Posted on Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 09:03:22 AM EST in Other Sports
More on: backyard wrestling, idiots, stupid, ouch, video, pain (all tags)

Pro wrestling gets virtually no respect, constantly getting treated like a joke amongst the sporting spectrum. Hell, the potheads at the X-Games are given more legitimacy than wrasslers. But there is a group of guys who are undeniably more mentally challenged than pro wrestlers: backyard wrestlers!

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Kid goes for a ride after trying to imitate Kobe's car jump

Posted on Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 07:37:38 AM EST in Other Sports
More on: kid, stupid, video, Kobe Bryant, commercial, funny, ouch (all tags)

Lots of kids look up to Kobe Bryant. They want to talk like him, dribble like him, dunk like him and attempt to force trades like him. But what most kids don't have that Bryant does is some serious hops and a crew of special effects guys.

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Roof + fence + jumping = OUCH!

Posted on Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 11:45:26 AM EST in Other Sports
More on: jumping, ouch, video, pain, stupid, kids (all tags)

What ever happened to just playing baseball when you're at a baseball field?

Kids these days!

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