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The Jackass generation continues to thrive

Who says the Olympics need an extravagant torch lighting ceremony? We’d be perfectly happy if they did something simple and classy like this:

Our favorite part is pre-inferno when the idiot who’s letting himself be lit on fire calls the other idiot an idiot. What an idiot.

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A zamboni commits the ultimate sacrifice, goes out in a blaze of glory

Normally we’d laugh at anyone nerdy enough to spend a Friday night at the local ice skating rink, but now we feel like morons for missing out on the coolest zamboni story of the year. During intermission at an Aston, Pen., skating rink, a zamboni caught fire, causing the iron horse of ice to explode, sending a rush high schoolers fleeing into the night. Ha ha, nerds!

Somewhere out there, Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are shedding a few tears over this.

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[6abc.com]: Zamboni Catches Fire Inside DelCo. Rink