On Tuesday, July 29, 2008Filed Under: All Other Sports
Who says the Olympics need an extravagant torch lighting ceremony? We’d be perfectly happy if they did something simple and classy like this: Our favorite part is pre-inferno when the idiot who’s letting himself be lit on fire calls the other idiot an idiot. What an idiot.
On Monday, December 3, 2007Filed Under: All Other Sports
Normally we’d laugh at anyone nerdy enough to spend a Friday night at the local ice skating rink, but now we feel like morons for missing out on the coolest zamboni story of the year. During intermission at an Aston, Pen., skating rink, a zamboni caught fire, causing the iron horse of ice to explode, […]