You’ve seen SlamBall and undoubtedly, you were disappointed in what you saw. That’s because while it had basketball and trampolines, it was leaving out the most important part – the dodgeball to the cranium.
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Basketball sure has changed over the years. What started off as just a peach basket and a dream is now a global phenomenon that has dramatically changed the lifestyles of thousands who have reached the ultimate level. Want to see proof? Look no further than the slam dunk contest. And we’re not just talking about 7-footers gliding through the air. Back in the old days if you could master the lay-up then you were flying like an eagle.
Unless you’re going to smack your face on the backboard then normally we just don’t care about guys on trampolines dunking basketballs. But these guys aren’t your normal middle school dufuses trying to get air off their mom’s baby bouncer.
The only thing that could have made that even cooler would be if Gilbert Arenas suddenly came flying through the shot.
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[StupidVideos.com]: Trampoline Slam Dunk Team
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Emmitt Smith said what?!?
We don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Emmitt Smith doesn’t exactly have a silver tongue. The all-time leading rusher in NFL history might have been smooth on the field, but on the microphone he is about as clumsy as a sorority girl after a Friday night out boozing. He screws up grammar, stumbles over words, makes up whole new words and often times makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. But, hey, if nothing else, he’s still better than Boomer. Here’s a collection of some of Emmitt’s most perplexing statements over the past year.
The Packers don’t has a running game.”
“That offense does… do look good.”
“I’m concerned about a guy who fall down before get hits.”
“Wes Worker is a possession receiver that make things happen.”
(Attempting to quote Jimmy V) “Don’t quit. Don’t ever quit.”
“The leadership definitely have to come from the leaders.”
“And then he come back and throw another pass and he drop it.”
“Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record.”
“Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage.”
“Why doesn’t… don’t the defensive players put their hands on Randy Moss? Don’t back back.”
“Don’t worry about the game you just won or the team that we just blew out… uhhh… blown… blown out… Let’s think about what we need to do going forward, and they had… blown out.”
“This will get you completely blowed out.”
“You cannot change the stripes of a leopard.”
“That can be a swing their way eventually. I just hate to be the team that they winned it against.
Ah, no wonder Sean Salisbury split.
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[WalterFootball.com]: The Emmitt Smith Anthology
Dirk Nowitzki might be out of action, but that doesn’t mean he’s out of reactions.
What could be more exciting than virtually controlling your favorite WNBA superstarlets? Geez, where do we start? There’s going to the dentist, doing your taxes, watching your clothes tumble dry, counting cracks in the sidewalk, brushing your dog, alphabetizing your CD collection…
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[The700Level.com]: Finally, a Hoops Video Game That Emphasizes the Fundamentals
Skip To My Lou ain’t got nothing on Rover.
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[CollegeHumor.com]: Dog Joins the Globetrotters
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Going gay for Coach K
Please tell us you remember last year’s video of the year. No, not Rihanna’s “Umbrella;” we’re talking about the Cameron Crazies getting punk’d in Peter Rosenberg’s “This Is Why Duke Sucks.” Well, like any good up and coming artist, Rosenberg knows that timing is everything when it comes to dropping new singles, so now on the opening day of NCAA Tournament play we present to you the much anticipated “Duke Fan Stan.”
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[College Humor]: Duke Fan Stan
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Where Isiah happens
This year, the NBA is where a whole lot of stuff happens. It’s where 22-game winning streaks happen and where 52-point blowouts happen. It’s where Miami collapses happen and also where referee scandals happen. But perhaps most infamously, it’s where Isiah Thomas happens.
Last night, amidst all the Bracetology talk on ESPN‘s family of networks, Dick Vitale unveiled his blueprint to “dominate college basketball.” And frankly, it all seemed to bewilder/bore Bob Knight.