If a baseball player flips over the opposing catcher to score a run and nobody’s there to see, did it really happen?
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Winning the Masters is a dream of any hacker who has ever gripped a stick. On Sunday, Trevor Immelman’s dream came true. Then on Monday, he used his 15 minutes to visit David Letterman and rub it in everyone’s faces with a self-deprecating Top Ten List. C’mon Tiger, say you’re not jealous.
“Ways Trevor Immelman’s Life Has Changed Since Winning the Masters.”
10. I’ve been elevated from “Unknown” to “Obscure.”
9. “Thanks to the prize money, I no longer have to buy generic root beer”
8. “Suddenly I don’t look so foolish for trademarking ‘Immelmania'”
7. “I’m BFF’s with Lauren and Heidi from ‘The Hills'”
6. President Bush called to congratulate me on winning Wimbledon.
5. When my caddy recommends a club I can say, “Excuse me, how many Masters have you won?”
4. “Invited to Masters Winners Week on ‘Jeopardy'”
3. “I get a lifetime supply of them little pencils”
2. “Guess who’s playing 36 holes with the Pope this weekend?”
1. Get to put my arm around Tiger Woods and say, “Maybe next year.”
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[CBS.com]: Top Ten Ways Trevor Immelman’s Life Has Changed Since Winning The Masters
A lot of people have given Kobe Bryant crap about being a selfish jerk, but he’s taken numerous steps to improve his image both on and off the court and nowadays you might as well scratch selfish right off your “Reasons Why I Hate Kobe Bryant” list. Bryant has been the ultimate teammate this year, playing through all sorts of pain in order to benefit the Lakers as a whole. And the mentality isn’t just limited to hardwood; he’s dedicated himself to his sponsors in the same manner. You know that recent commercial he did where he hurdled a speeding car? Well, that wasn’t exactly all peaches and cream.
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After that, there’s no way he could miss time with an injured finger.
We always knew Max Kellerman was a loser, but we never knew he was a rapper. Yup, after Vanilla Ice and before Eminem there was Max & Sam, a pair of brothers who busted beats `bout boxing Ah, yes; rumble, young Max, rumble.
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[FanIQ.com]: Max Kellerman Was A Rapper? Unfortunately, yes.
We’ll admit it, we’re not the biggest fans of women’s pool. However, we are willing to give it a shot if every match has as many bloopers as this one. The announcer lady brings her “A-game” to the pool table for this contest, showing off her amazing penis drawing abilities and immediately following it up with a huge fart. That’s skill.
Say what you will about Mike Tirico, but he would never try to blame a fart on Tony Kornheiser or Jaws. And that’s why he’s a pro.
When talking about Kobe Bryant, there is a seemingly endless supply of analogies one could use. However, we don’t know about the `doctor/patient’ reference made during this clip.
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Personally, we think it would be better to say something along the lines of “when he gets you on life support, he’s got no problem propping you up on a chair and raping you of your dignity.”
You know, something a little classier.
You might think that being an international superstar, a multi-millionaire and a cultural icon at the age of 23 would make someone feel invincible, but Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton still has fears just like the rest of us. Hamilton might not worry about debt or job security, but that doesn’t mean he’s fearless.
The McLaren racer admitted: “I definitely don’t like Great Whites.
“I guess it’s not really knowing what’s below you. I like scuba diving but being underwater is different to floating on the top.
“You see all those Discovery channel shows where the bloody shark jumps up and eats whatever’s floating on top. I just don’t fancy that.
Talk about a down-to-earth guy! He really can relate to the common folk; after all, do you want to be eaten by a shark?
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[The Sun]: Lewis Hamilton reveals his one big fear
If you think that college kids are the only people who enjoy spring break then you’re just foolin’ yourself. Mascots need to cut loose sometimes too. And by cut loose, we mean be a prick.
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When we first came across this clip of Gus Johnson showing off his vocal stylings, we closed our eyes and could have sworn it was Carlton Banks letting rip. But once we opened them and realized it wasn’t a lip synching performance, we were taken back by the high octaves he could reach. Surely, somewhere there was a dog howling and an American Idol judge making a comment about his singing being just a bit too pitchy (dawg).
We thought those notes were reserved for Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera, but it’s amazing how the body will react to watching the Knicks play. For us, it results in dry heaves and cold sweats, but to each is own.
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[EBSports.com]: Gus Johnson to star on American Idol
With the summer Olympics rapidly approaching, you better be prepared to get bombarded by all sorts of crap you don’t normally watch. Like gymnastics for example. We know that you’ll probably be flipping the channels like mad when you see those tiny girls flipping and cart wheeling all over the stadium, but we certainly won’t be. Wanna know why? It’s because we’re afraid we might miss another moment like this:
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Ahhh, the pageantry and grace.