And the No. 1 reason to win the Masters…So you get to go see uncle Dave!

Winning the Masters is a dream of any hacker who has ever gripped a stick. On Sunday, Trevor Immelman’s dream came true. Then on Monday, he used his 15 minutes to visit David Letterman and rub it in everyone’s faces with a self-deprecating Top Ten List. C’mon Tiger, say you’re not jealous.

“Ways Trevor Immelman’s Life Has Changed Since Winning the Masters.”

10. I’ve been elevated from “Unknown” to “Obscure.”

9. “Thanks to the prize money, I no longer have to buy generic root beer”

8. “Suddenly I don’t look so foolish for trademarking ‘Immelmania'”

7. “I’m BFF’s with Lauren and Heidi from ‘The Hills'”

6. President Bush called to congratulate me on winning Wimbledon.

5. When my caddy recommends a club I can say, “Excuse me, how many Masters have you won?”

4. “Invited to Masters Winners Week on ‘Jeopardy'”

3. “I get a lifetime supply of them little pencils”

2. “Guess who’s playing 36 holes with the Pope this weekend?”

1. Get to put my arm around Tiger Woods and say, “Maybe next year.”


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Venus Williams’ has the thrill of a lifetime: reading a Top Ten list

Venus Williams is atop the tennis world again after she dominated on the famous grass courts of Wimbledon yet again. And while getting a nice fat check, a big trophy and more international fame might be some of the little perks that come along with the victory, the grand prize for busting her butt and winning against the best competition the world has to offer is a complimentary trip to the Late Show with David Letterman where Venus got to read a very special Top Ten list.

Top Ten Things Venus Williams Would Like To Say After Winning Her 4th Wimbledon Title

10: “I blew my prize money on a sandwich and a medium soda at the concession stand”

9: “It always helps to tip the line judges”

8: “Frankly, I prefer racquetball”

7: “At the rate I’m going, I’ll have won 50 Wimbledon titles by the age of 120”

6: “I owe it all to my new iRacket”

5: “I’m taking some time off to polish my trophies”

4: “The secret to my forehand smash? I imagine the ball is Letterman’s head”

3: “Imagine how I’d do if I practiced”

2: “Don’t tell me how I did in the finals. I TiVo’d it”

1: “Steinbrenner just signed me to save the Yankees”


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