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Kapow! Right in the kisser!

You’ve seen SlamBall and undoubtedly, you were disappointed in what you saw. That’s because while it had basketball and trampolines, it was leaving out the most important part – the dodgeball to the cranium.

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Pow! Right in the kisser! Pow! Right in the kisser! Pow! Right in the kisser!…

We told you about the unbelievable dangers subtly hidden within the childhood game of tug-of-war. Despite the fact that it’s played in school gymnasiums across this great nation of ours, nobody would ever expect their hands to get sliced off from participating. Well, dodgeball is another seemingly ordinary game in which people assume that the worst thing that can happen is a nerdy little kid gets whacked in the face causing his glasses to break and sending the room into hysterics. Well, that is the worst thing that can happen…for the nerdy little kid. We think it’s pretty darn funny.

Hey kid; they’re not checking on you, they’re hoping you’re bleeding.

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[Our Book of Scrap]: Dodgeball Is A Great Character Builder

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This is why drug testing shouldn’t stop at the pro and collegiate levels

Take the movie Dodgeball, mix it up with Peyton Manning’s public service announcement and throw in a pair of losers who almost take themselves as seriously as finger jousters and what do you get? Unfortunately, you get this:

Well? Are you ready for some kickball!!!!!