Chris Berman has ruined basically everything good about sports and specifically football with his fat face and his ridiculous anchor work (just think “well dressed Amani Toomer” and “whoop whoop whooop”). So while this story may or may not be true, we’re going to go ahead and assume that it is and spread it around.
So here I am staring at this guy, feeling a little weird about it and it happens. This guy, Chris Berman takes his finger and shoves it as far up his nose as he can get it!! (LOL, I am laughing and typing this at the sametime) WTF..I think, maybe the booger is really bothering him. The only problem was, THE MAN DIDN’T STOP THERE.
He picked his nose none (sic) stop and in-between picks you would think he would have wiped them on a tissue, his shirt, hell, the back of the seat in front of him! But no, this man proceeded to pop each booger in his..umm..yup you got it…MOUTH. These weren’t average sized boogers either, my husband to this day refers to them as Earthworms!! Same color, shape everything. HOW GROSS!!
Does this surprise anyone? (Via Sports By Brooks)
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[Orlando Sentinel]: MLB wants to charge fantasy sites for using players’ names
[Sportsline]: Former NFL DL charged with bank fraud
[Philly.com]: Brett Myers, former wife beater, is rehabbing his image while on rehab
[Our Book of Scrap]: Ghetto Tranny Fight Club?
[Bright Side of the Sun]: Suns fans just a little bitter about the Spurs dynasty
[Steroid Nation]: TMI, Cuban, TMI