On Tuesday, July 1, 2008Filed Under: MLB General
Trade you a Jack Glasscock for your Cunnilingus After OneNewsNow.com’s embarrassing/hilarious mix-up involving sprinter Tyson Homosexual Gay, it was announced that the Christian news website will begin creating sports trading cards. Basically, they’re going to be similar to Garbage Pail Kids, but without the Scratch `n Stink cards. Luckily, TiricoSuave.com was able to get their […]
On Monday, June 30, 2008Filed Under: General Sports
We called in sick to work today and told our boss that we were “murdered and then set on fire” while celebrating our birthdays. He’s a total moron, so he bought it, but we have to bring in a doctor’s note which we’ll be forging during Judge Judy this afternoon. Anyways, while we were surfing […]
On Wednesday, March 19, 2008Filed Under: All Other Sports
If you’re like millions of other Americans then you probably don’t have a single ounce of athletic ability in your entire body. For years you’ve been relegated to the sidelines, participating in sports by being a fan. Well, get off your couch and start stretching your vocal chords because we’ve found a sport than can […]
On Wednesday, February 20, 2008Filed Under: All Other Sports
Hunting is foreign to us. We’ve never sat in a tree for hours on end, waiting patiently for a turkey or a deer or a pig to cross our path so we could pump it full of lead. Bobby Knight might love it, but it just isn’t our cup of tea. However, we do love […]
On Friday, November 2, 2007Filed Under: All Other Sports
If you that `Finger Jousting dudes‘ took themselves way too seriously, just get a load of `Rock, Paper, Scissors guys.’ Well, “scissor me timbers!”
On Monday, October 8, 2007Filed Under: Chicago Cubs
Chicago Cubs fans don’t mess around when it comes time for postseason ball. In fact, they get down right nasty. Literally. Gary Yamashiroya, commander of the Chicago Police district that includes Wrigley, told the Chicago Sun-Times in a story posted Saturday on its Web site that officers were called out to the ballpark at 5:35 […]