All Posts Tagged With: "Soccer"

The 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer

We spend a lot of our free time bashing the sport of soccer, but we gotta admit, those dudes have some serious skills. Not because they can kick a ball around for hours on end or because they know how to celebrate goals in really creative ways. Heck, it’s not even because of the tendency […]

Ronaldo says transvestites tried to extort him

Soccer stars just want to have fun and Ronaldo is no different. The soccer super stud decided to have him some fun Sunday night at a Rio de Janeiro motel, hiring some prostitutes for a little wink-wink which is completely legal in Brazil. Problem was that the hos were bros. Ronaldo accused one of the […]

Finally, we have a reason to be interested in soccer

We’ve heard of parkour. And we’ve heard of soccer. But parkour soccer???? You gotta see this!

We’ve heard of Tigers playing golf, but squirrels playing soccer?

Remember when there used to always be that one sports moron in the office who thought Michael Vick was actually heaving pigskins half way across the stadium? Or that LeBron James could hit full court, set shot treys with ease? Well, get ready to break out the reality stick and beat that guy senseless once […]

Soccer done done it again

Another reason to be suspicious of all things soccer surfaced on Monday when news came out about Howard University’s men’s soccer coach Joseph Okoh going to the slammer after falling for the old ’13-year-old girl on the internet wants to have sex with me gag’. Man, where’s Chris Hansen when you need him? Joseph E. […]

Something to be thankful for

Thanksgiving always has a way of creeping up on us, but this year we actually remembered before the Wednesday night prior to the big day. So, considering that we’re in the seasonal spirit a bit early this year, we thought we’d bring you a video you can be thankful for. At least you can be […]

Pair of Brazilian soccer clubs just can’t leave it on the field

Say what you want to about the great American sports rivalries, but if you want to see some real animosity then look no further than soccer outside of the States. As if there is soccer inside the States. A pair of Brazilian teams (Atletico Paranaense and Gremio if you’re keeping score) brawled like Peter and […]

Soccer coach moons a bunch of little girls

Happy Halloween kids! We’re not speaking from experience here, but we’re figuring that turning your daughter over to a male coach is probably about as nerve racking as letting her go out on her first date. After all, there are a lot of sick dudes out there in the guise of a coach. So, how […]

Soccer balls are basically crotch-seeking projectiles

As much as we love sports, we really can’t stand soccer. There is just absolutely nothing appealing to us about the sport. Sure, the rest of the free world can’t get enough of the stuff, but we really don’t care if we never see one more second of soccer footage for the rest of our […]

Don’t worry WNBA, you’re not the only ones who get asked that question

We never have been big fans of soccer, considering how we as Americans are totally oblivious to fact that sport even exists except when our morning SportsCenter is continually canceled for some boring women’s `futbol’ match between Zimbabwe and Northern Hungary. So, seeing that we can’t stand the game, we really think their refs have […]

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