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Another sad high school wrestling story


High school wrestlers, in general, seem to be some pretty disturbed dudes. Just ask the six guys who had their anuses violated by 17-year-old wrestling champ Jerome Hunt. But don’t forget that this is a sick, sick world that we live in and the kids who wrestle aren’t the only ones with some seriously troubled minds.

A Wisconsin high school wrestling coach has been charged with two counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct and three more counts of assault and battery, which is a fancy way of saying that this prick raped two students. In fact, the 36-year-old Ira Bernard Durham was so bold in his actions that he has been accused of actually raping the two girls earlier in this school year on the campus grounds and during regular school hours.

Apparently Durham is a member of the National Wrestling Hall of Fame and he’ll probably get to brush up on those HOF skills when he’s trying to keep Bubba from taking his back for a reverse mount. It’s about to be shocker time for you asshole!

Links:

[WISTV.com]: Rock Hill wrestling coach accused of raping two students

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Is OJ Mayo a showboat?

Check out this nifty dunk from OJ Mayo. What a way to end a high school career huh? Unfortunately, many saw it as hotdogging and showing up the other team. If OJ played baseball, he would’ve gotten a fastball to the head on his next at-bat. Here, he only gets a technical. So the question is, is OJ Mayo a showboat and a punk, or was he simply entertaining the crowd and having some fun in his last game?

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Hey Milwaukee, this is how we brawl in NYC

Brawling at basketball games is apparently the new hotness for high school kids. Remember the fight last month during a basketball game in Milwaukee? Well the kids in NYC decided to show them how it’s done during the PSAL NYC Championship between Lincoln and Boy & Girls. And of course, this was at the Garden where the NBA likes to do its brawling too.

It started with a hard foul on the court, escalated into the stands, spilled into the streets and Times Square and ended with everyone shaking their heads. To make sure that everyone knew this was NYC and not Milwaukee, someone in the crowd fired some shots. (No, Fabolous and Sebastian Telfair weren’t involved.) At last count, NYC police have made 21 arrests and beat the hell out of at least one person.

The Public Address announcer voiced what’s going through everyone’s minds when he said, “What the fuck is wrong with y’all. Come on!”

You can check out video of the brawl below. Then you can move to the suburbs.

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Dear wrestling champ, please keep your fingers out of my rectum


High school wrestling always gets a bad rap… partly because two sweaty dudes grappling with each other sends up the red rainbow flag like you wouldn’t believe. However, we wrestled in high school and we’re not gay (except for that one time with Tim Hardaway in the Heat locker room). Still, when a story like this comes out, it doesn’t do anyone any good.

A 17-year-old state wrestling champ named Jerome Hunt has been accused by 6 former Parker High School wrestlers that he either raped them or tried to rape them with his fingers. However, his lawyer says that the “penetration” was a result of legitimate wrestling moves known as “skinning” and the “butt drag”. Listen, there are no legitimate wrestling moves that involve a finger actually in the rectum. NONE. Well, there is the “hold and sodomize” move but that’s only allowed in overtime… and in prison.

The victims said that the attacks happened before practice, on the team bus or at a wrestling camp. Now Hunt might be as dedicated as Louden Swain but “practicing” skinning and butt dragging on the team bus is a little too much. One victim said Hunt also kissed him so at least he’s a gentleman. You don’t just go penetrating people without a smooch.

Links:
[Fox News]: South Dakota High School Wrestlers Testify They Were Raped by Teammate
[Comedy Central]: Fingerbang

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There will be no more brawls at Bradley Tech

Actually, there will be no more fans at Bradley Tech either. Following a brawl Tuesday night after the Bradley Tech vs Bay View High School game, school district officials have banned Bradley Tech and Bay View from attending any varsity or junior varsity boys and girls basketball games. Their opponents’ fans will be allowed to attend games however.

On Tuesday, the brawl lead to six injuries and ten arrests including a girl who suffered a seizure during the brawl. Somewhere someone is trying to figure out a way to blame Ron Artest for this.

Here’s video of the brawl.

Links:
[WFRV]: Basketball Game In Milwaukee Ends In Brawl

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Cheerleaders. Soldiers. Booze. Sex.


That’s the headline from Newsweek. They are either running out of good headline writers or they simply realized that there really isn’t anything more you need to add. Why waste words when that will get everyone’s attention. Hell, if they could have added lesbian to it, I’m sure they would have. Titillating headlines aside, this story has got everything that tabloids love… except it’s Newsweek.

According to the article, two cheerleaders from Ware Shoals High School in South Carolina ditched a school function and instead headed to a hotel room with their coach Jill Moore to meet two National Guardsmen on a recruiting trip to their high school. Moore allegedly gave the girls vodka and then went to another hotel room with one of the guardsmen and left the other one with the two girls. One of the girls admitted to having sex with him.

Oh but wait… there’s more. The principal of the school is being charged with obstruction of justice for trying to cover up what the cheerleading coach did. Oh but wait… there’s even Moore… (sorry)… Jill Moore also is accused of having sex with a male high school student and separately would bring along a cheerleader to the National Armory to distract other employees while she had sex with a Guardsman. Did we mention she is married with two kids. (Jill, you dirty slut.)

Moore is the only one to be charged. The guardsman are off the hook because everyone involved were at least 16, the age of consent in South Carolina. The Newsweek subheader was “A National Guard recruiting mission gone awry shakes a small South Carolina town to its core.” Did it really go awry? This might be the single best thing to happen to the National Guard. What high school student isn’t going to want to join the Guard now? Look at the perks!

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[Newsweek ]:Cheerleaders. Soldiers. Booze. Sex.

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Video: Errant basketball hits cheerleader

This must happen somewhere at least once a week but when it’s captured on film, it’s always funny. (OK, not as funny as dick in a box but…)

(Original slideshow from NBC4 via Fark)

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New Jersey high school steroids testing plan approved

The New Jersey State Interscholastic Athletic Association today became the first high school governing body to approve a plan for random steroid testing. The NJSIAA plans on randomly testing 500 of the 100,00 athletes that participate in state tournaments every year. The cost for the test is about $150 per person with the state funding half of it.

One study shows that 2% of high school athletes will try steroids while the CDC estiamtes that 6% of U.S. high school students took steroids in 2003. And they say that pro athletes don’t influence kids.

In completely unrelated news, the Original Whizzinator has set up a satellite office in New Jersey.

Links:
[Philly.com]: N.J. breaking ground on steroid testing

[1010 WINS]: NJ School Association Approves Steroid Policy

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Sportsmanship is alive and well in Connecticut



Thinks there’s a BCS
in high school sports

The Connecticut Interscholastic Athletic Conference has instituted a rule that any football coach who runs up the score and wins by more than 50 points will be suspended for the next game. The CIAC claims it’s been looking into this rule for the last couple of years but apparently it’s all because of one coach, New London’s Jack Cochran.

During a game when his team was up 60-0, Cochran called a timeout right before the half, ostensibly to get another score in. (This might be the biggest dick move since Buddy Ryan ordered Randall Cunningham to fake a kneel down against the Dallas Cowboys.) That angered the opposing coach so much that he hit a security guard and a New London assistant coach and was arrested. So now, the football mercy rule is known unofficially as the “Jack Cochrane rule”.

Football committee chairman Leroy Williams explained the need for the rule.


Try to explain that to kids. When you get someone down, you don’t have to kick them. The key thing to remember is, it’s about the quality of the game. It’s about teaching kids right from wrong. It’s about the game of life and that’s how we had to look about it.

Actually, if it’s one thing we learned from watching amateur sports like college football and Bob Stoops over the years, it’s that you should always run up the score whenever possible because that’s how you come out a winner!

Links:
[Boston.com]: Connecticut group flags high school routs

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Autistic kid scores 20 in basketball game


There’s a story about a kid named Justin McElwain, the trainer for a high school team, who finally gets in his first game on “Senior Night” and sets a record with six 3-pointers in the final minutes of the game. Not a big deal right? Just like Ollie in Hoosiers. Turns out the kid is autistic.

I’m kind of a sucker for these stories. The last time I cried was the episode of Baywatch where they had the Special Olympics at the beach and one kid falls down but his opponent comes back to help him finish the race. You guys know what episode I’m talking about, don’t even pretend you don’t.

Anyway, after missing his first shot by six feet, he drained five 3-pointers in a row.


Teammates on the bench would hold their heads and scream, fans would stomp, tears would flow. [After the game], his teammates and friends stormed the court. They raised him on their shoulders… wide-eyed and in awe of what they had seen. They asked Jason for his autograph.

“I was focused on the game. You gotta be focused on the game. Not anything else.

Excuse me a sec, I got something in my eye.

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