“OKC f’n sucks, kiddo”
The longtime voice of the Seattle Sonics has decided to forgo relocating to Oklahoma City, opting instead to remain in Seattle and become the announcer for the city’s – get this – soccer team instead.
Kevin Calabro, the voice of the Sonics for 21 seasons, will become the voice of Seattle Sounders FC broadcasts as the team debuts in Major League Soccer next season. …
“I’m thrilled to be part of Sounders FC soccer in a city that I know will embrace it,” said Calabro. “Seattle is blessed to have devoted ownership as well and I know people will be excited about the possibilities.”
Yea, we think it was the whole “Thundercats” speculation that kept him from taking the job too.
In other news…
[Uncoached]: Who says chicks can’t dunk?
[Kissing Suzy Kolber]: Jeremy Shockey just realized he got traded to the Saints
[Shake dem Dreads]: 32 NFL teams, 115 dread heads. How’s your team stack up?
[Chicago Bull]: Deng, they coulda had Kobe
[ESPN Page 2]: T.O. saves the day when Batman and Hancock couldn’t
[NewsOK.com]: Thunder. Thundercats. Thunder. Yea, definitely a step in the right direction
[YepYep]: Top home plate collisions
[FanNation]: He wasn’t involved in another Nipplegate, so we’re going to let it slide
[CollegeHumor.com]: 3…2…1…Swish. “Sweet.”
[Deuce of Davenport]: Dude A: “So, do you root for the Phillies or the Yankees?”
Dude B: “Feel deez nuts!”
[Need4Sheed.com]: Ron Artest might be a Piston?!? Shut the hell up!!
[Philly.com]: Charles Barkley gives his money away, but this time it’s not to a casino
[NYPost.com]: Captain Lou Albano might be 75 years old, but he still knows how to throw a party
[JoeSportsFan.com]: Picture of Satan taking in a day at the ballpark
[The Redshirt Senior]: Hey, take it back; Erin Andrews is hot, you big liar! Did you even watch the ESPYs???
And finally, dude, you can win The Ultimate Warrior’s shirt. Well, he’s not really The Ultimate Warrior anymore, but he’s the old, creepy dude who used to be The Ultimate Warrior. Still cool, right?