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Philadelphia Phillies

The Full Count: 10,000 strong and growing


1. The Biggest Losers: The Philadelphia Phillies became the first team in MLB history to lose 10,000 games after getting blown out 10-2 by the Cardinals. Albert Pujols hit two of the Cardinals’ six homers, giving the slugger 20 on the season. The Phillies had avoided the embarrassing mark for a while thanks to a three-game win streak, but now they officially are the league’s all-time losingest team. This mark, it should be noted, comes with an asterisk, because the Phils aren’t exactly the worst team of all time. They have a better winning percentage than the Rockies, Padres, Rangers, and Devil Rays, who have all been around a much shorter time than Philadelphia and therefore aren’t near 10,000 losses. Also, the Phillies have at least won 5 pennants and a World Series, something the Rangers or Nationals can’t claim in their 40+ year histories. In case you were wondering, the winningest team is the Giants with 10,151 victories in the same 124-year time period that the Phillies have been around.

2. The NL Heats Up: In June, the only National League divisional race that was close was in the West division as the Mets and Brewers were dominant. Now, however, the Braves and Cubs have been hot enough to inch closer to their division leaders. The Braves started off an easy homestand (Pirates, Reds, Cardinals) well by sweeping Pittsburgh. Their 5-1 win on Sunday gave them 50 wins on the season and put them 1.5 games back of New York. No longer can the Mets by simply penciled in for a playoff spot in the NL, as the Braves could pass them by next week (the Mets travel to San Diego and Los Angeles). Meanwhile, the Cubs completed a sweep of the Astros to move within 3.5 games of Milwaukee. They are one of the hottest teams in baseball, with a 15-4 record since June 22. As these divisional races are tightening up, the NL West remains close as the Dodgers lead the Padres by one game.

3. Are the A’s done? Though not many are talking about it, the Oakland A’s are one of the year’s most disappointing teams. They made the ALCS last year, but now find themselves 11.5 games back in the division. Oakland has dropped seven in a row, giving them a 44-48 record. They were recently swept in four games by the Twins, the first four-game sweep for Minnesota since last August. The problem with the A’s is clearly offense; they have only scored 21 runs in their last ten games. With their AL-best pitching staff, it’s unfortunate they can’t get any run support.

Player of the Day: Miguel Cabrera, Marlins: 2-2, 2 HR, 2 RBI, 2 runs, 2 walks. How awesome is that line? It’s common to see an all-1 line, but I’ve never seen it with 2’s before.

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Seattle Supersonics

Kevin Durant almost made people forget Greg Oden wasn’t there


The top two picks from this year’s NBA Draft were supposed to hook up in the first of a career filled with battles on Sunday night when the Seattle Sonics played the Portland Trail Blazers in a summer league game. However, with Greg Oden out of commission thanks to the removal of his tonsils on Saturday, the stage was set for the kid who has been playing second fiddle to take center stage. And Kevin Durant didn’t disappoint in his solo performance.

Durant impressed the crowd with several monster dunks en route to putting up 28 points in the 84-78 loss that kept the Sonics winless in the summer league competition. But despite the team’s woes, Durant was named to the all-tournament team after averaging 23.7 points in his first four contests.

He’s a very special player that has a lot of skills,” Seattle summer coach Ralph Lewis. “Playing games is on the job training and he is growing as a player and we are growing as a team.

While Durant is undoubtedly the face of the franchise for the next decade, Seattle is still pretty excited about their other big catch on draft night. Jeff Green was Seattle’s high-scorer with 32 points. So, even with a 0-5 record, a 60 point outburst from the two kids expected to carry the Sonics out of the slums can brighten the outlook of any coach, GM or fan; even if it did little to impress Durant himself.

I wouldn’t say that this was my best game, but I got better,” Durant said.

Links:

[Chron.com]: Durant scores 28 against Oden-less Blazers

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NFL General

Other than being white and 8-years-old, Cody Paul is exactly like Reggie Bush

We’re not big on speculating about the potential of little kids when it comes to sports, mainly because they’re little freakin’ kids, but lots of people get their kicks outta searching the elementary schools of America in hopes of finding the next Michael Jordan, Derek Jeter or Barry Sanders. The reincarnations of those guys haven’t been discovered just yet, but The Commission has apparently gotten their hands on some tape of the next “Reggie Bush”. So for all you freaks that have been following O.J. Mayo since he was in kindergarten, we’d like to present to you 8-year-old Cody Paul.

We agree that the kid does have some pretty sweet skills, but calling him a “white Reggie Bush” might be a bit over the top. And predicting a Heisman trophy for Paul in 2017 is even more insane. Hey, this kid might turn out to be the best thing ever and we’ll be completely wrong about the hype, but nobody’s going to know for at least 10 years. Until then, we’re going to stick with the field for the 2017 Heisman.

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[The Commission]: Cody Paul Is The TRUTH

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All Other Sports

Sorry Kurt, but Bob Backlund is our American hero


Abyss showed his ugly face for the first time last week and then he followed that up by kicking Lance Hoyt’s butt all over the six-sided ring to open Impact on Thursday night. But the real fun came after the match when Abyss showed the world that he actually has a voice by screaming at his Victory Road opponents (A.J. Styles and Tomko) with his tag partner Sting by his side. We know that TNA is trying to make Abyss a fan favorite before James Mitchell brings in his newest monster, but we preferred the Abyss that was just a straight up ass kicking machine. Still, this is a helluva lot better than the emotionally fragile Abyss they were shoving down our throats not too long ago.

In the main event, Robert Roode joined forces with Christian Cage and his coalition of Styles and Tomko to take on all four competitors in the Match of Champions. It was obvious from the beginning that Team 3-D and Samoa Joe wanted nothing to do with Kurt Angle and his continually inflating ego. And for good reason as Angle offered no support during the match until Joe put Styles in the Muscle Buster; that’s when your Olympic hero jumped into action by tagging himself into the match. A chop to Joe’s leg sent the fat boy to the mat and Angle covered Styles for the easy 1-2-3. It’s all in a day’s work for the egomaniacal face of TNA.

During the broadcast, TNA announced that at Victory Road there would be a 10 Man Ultimate X Gauntlet Match to determine the No. 1 contender for the X Division Title. Now, we don’t need to tell you that the Ultimate X matches are some of the most entertaining the sport has ever seen. So, that match alone might be worth the price of the PPV. What sucks for these guys is that the match only gets them top contender status and they’ll still have to take on one of the four Match of Champions contestants for the belt. Talk about a difficult road to the top!

But the real reason we tune in each week isn’t to see the high flying or big impacts; no, we keep coming back for the great skits put together by Paparazzi Productions. This week was a debate between old and new school, with Kevin Nash mediating, that ended in a comedic brawl between Alex Shelly, Chris Saban, Jerry Lynn and Bob Backlund. And, as always, Backlund went absolutely berserk, leaving us in stitches as he slapped the Chicken Wing onto Shelly, ranting the entire time. Leave it to TNA to pull off the impossible and make Mr. Backlund cool again.

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All Other Sports

This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

There are lots of sports out there that never make it to the surface of society and they remain as hidden gems with their own colorful characters and stories until someone comes along and exposes it to the world. Skateboarding got its start this way and now it might become an Olympic event. Surfing had to fight for its chance to shine in the mainstream spotlight, but now it’s seen by many as a beautiful combination of grace and agility. We’d like to say we’ve brought you the next big underground sports subculture, but, unfortunately, we’re bringing you this instead:

Listen, it’s a really slow day in sports and we just don’t care about the Beckhams coming to America.

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All Other Sports

We knew watching The Karate Kid would pay off one day

For all you out there who don’t know about G4, it’s a cable channel that’s shows all kind of weird shows and covers the world of video games and comic books. Basically, it’s a nerd’s best friend. One of the channel’s shows is Ninja Warrior and G4 is currently conducting a competition to find one select ninja wannabe to be flown to Japan this fall where they will compete to become the next official Ninja Warrior! Considering that we’re a bunch of nerds at heart and becoming a ninja has always been a passion of ours, we decided to send in an audition tape of our own.

Oh, we’re definitely bringing the Ninja Warrior title to Sportscolumn! See ya in Japan, suckers!

Links:

[MiamiHerald.com]: TV show seeking ninjas
[G4TV.com]: Ninja Warrior Home Page

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San Antonio Spurs

Tony Parker is having one busy summer

Now that Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are officially married, you might think that Tony is going to take a break from his rapping career, right? Wrong! Unfortunately, the Finals MVP is still chasing the bling-bling dream of a glitzy hip-hop vocation and we have his new video to prove it. Here is Mr. Longoria’s latest single, Premier Love. Enjoy.

Personally, we think that Parker should stick to penetrating the lane, but he seems to have a pretty good life built up for himself right now with the championship rings, trophies and some premiere eye candy on his arm. Yup, the rapping might stink, but we can’t argue with the fact that Tony Parker is currently sitting on top of the world.

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All Other Sports

Chicks + exercise ball + boredom = funny stuff

For the most part, we’re used to watching idiotic guys doing dumb and painful stuff on camera, so it was rather refreshing when we came across this video of some girls going Jackass with an exercise ball. While we doubt that these girls ever get their own show on MTV, we’re stoked that they’re at least giving the whole ‘hurt yourself for laughs’ routine a go.

Hey, Steve-O started off by swallowing a fish and then regurgitating it and look at him now. We say keep up the good work girls and shoot for the stars. Of course, we’re talking about the stars that are seen after a good whack to the noggin, but if fame follows, more power to ya.

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All Other Sports

The future of sports drinks is upon us

We don’t know about you, but we’re getting sick of Powerade and Gatorade and Gatorade A.M. and Gatorade P.M. and all of the other Gatorade flavors out there. Frankly, we’re burnt out on all of `em and we’re not even sure that they even make a difference in our performance on the court. So, boy were we glad when we saw that the sports hydration drink business finally had some new competition. Playa-Ade is in the house boy!

We’ve tried Playa-Ade and we’ll take Fsho’ Green Apple over that old school yellow crap any day, but be warned, they ain’t lying about the side effects. We’re still suffering from fits of screaming and can’t seem to stop ourselves from getting in peoples’ grills.

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All Other Sports

Could sibling rivalry could be behind fencing "accident"? We say yes.


We know that people absolutely love the Pan American Games and even more than that, people absolutely love the sport of fencing. One of our personal favorites in the world of fencing is Brazilian Ivan Schwantes. Unfortunately, Schwantes was forced to withdraw from the competition after his brother and our new most hated man in the world of fencing, Athos, accidentally stabbed him during a practice session in Rio De Janeiro on Monday.

Ivan had to undergo surgery to drain blood and air from his lung after the evil Athos poked him too hard, snapping his epee close to his right armpit. While Ivan will recover from his injuries, it won’t be in time to compete for the crown of top fencer.

We need to think about his health before anything else, so he won’t participate in the games,” Brazil’s delegation chief Marcus Vinicius Freire said in the statement.

The Brazilian team named a replacement for the squad, but the group just won’t be the same without Ivan there. Hell, the PanAm’s won’t be the same without Ivan there.

Damn you Athos, damn you!

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[SI.com]: Fencer leaves PanAm Games after accidental stabbing