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Other than being white and 8-years-old, Cody Paul is exactly like Reggie Bush

We’re not big on speculating about the potential of little kids when it comes to sports, mainly because they’re little freakin’ kids, but lots of people get their kicks outta searching the elementary schools of America in hopes of finding the next Michael Jordan, Derek Jeter or Barry Sanders. The reincarnations of those guys haven’t been discovered just yet, but The Commission has apparently gotten their hands on some tape of the next “Reggie Bush”. So for all you freaks that have been following O.J. Mayo since he was in kindergarten, we’d like to present to you 8-year-old Cody Paul.

We agree that the kid does have some pretty sweet skills, but calling him a “white Reggie Bush” might be a bit over the top. And predicting a Heisman trophy for Paul in 2017 is even more insane. Hey, this kid might turn out to be the best thing ever and we’ll be completely wrong about the hype, but nobody’s going to know for at least 10 years. Until then, we’re going to stick with the field for the 2017 Heisman.


[The Commission]: Cody Paul Is The TRUTH

10 replies on “Other than being white and 8-years-old, Cody Paul is exactly like Reggie Bush”

does this mean — that in 10 years, he’ll be dating a no-talent ho with a big ass and a singular claim to fame of a porn video?

the truth — From the coaches mouth himself —-

“Cody is NOT 8 years old, he is 13 years old. The film fottage you’re watching is from our season last year (when he was 12years). They are of our first Regional game agaiinst Valencia Park (San Diego, CA); and our 2 Pop Warner Superbowl games vs Holliston Panthers (Red and white) and the San Marin Colts (Green and Yellow). We won all three of those games to go 15-0 and become the 2006 Pop Warner National Champions D-2 PEE WEE level (Warner Bracket).

The coaching he received and the players surrounding him were just as great. The prior 2 years, Cody played for another team, along with #20 that first year, and they amassed only 2 touchdowns in those years. The offensive line in front of him were outsized all year, and yet they were able to open up holes that a Mac-truck could go thru untouched. They were, and are, ALL awesome.

In closing please, know that Cody was a part of a GREAT team that did amazing things (last year was our second trip to Florida (back to Back) to coompete for the national Championship). All the players and their families made the coaching experience beyond phenominal. I am pleased, to know and have worked with them all. I do sincerely hope that this serves to clear up any misconceptions about Cody and the rest of 2006 Los Alamitos PEE WEE GRIFFINS!


Christopher Austin”

11 Years Not 8 — Cody Paul is 11 years old in this video. He was surronded by talent but is still a phenominal young athlete.

that’s a lie, he’s 23. — To the guy who said he was JP, you’re lying. I am JP and Cody’s my brother. You guys are all idiots. Cody is 23, we adopted him from the Dominican and he forged his birth cert. The truth is out.  Cody actually drives to his pop warner games. I had to say it.  I feel liberated now.

Your Wrong — Cody Paul is not 8 years old he is 14 in 8th grade, so how ever this rumor started take it off your website and redue it or something.

Wrong — Cody Paul is not 8 years old he is in 8th grade. He is now 14 and in middle school.

Do you see how big some of those guys are?, they are as big as like 13-14 year olds and they don’t look 8 to me, ( do they to you?)

YA Boi,


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