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China’s nomination for "Father of the Year"


If you think that parents of young, talented gymnasts or baseball players can be too hard on their kids; just wait until you get a load of Zhang Jianmin. Jianmin is living the tough life in China and so, instead of busting hump to provide for his family, he makes his daughter, Zhang Huimin, run her ass off in hopes that she can become a celebrity runner in the 2016 Olympics. Oh, did we mention that the girl is only 8 years old?

Her dad started making her run at 4 and by the age of 6 she was running eight miles; at 7 she completed a marathon in 3 hours, 28 minutes and 45 seconds. The 42 pounds of little girl has to get up around 2:30 a.m. every weekend to run a marathon (26 miles) before school and she runs countless more miles before school every day during the week.

My plan is that we will have a hard five years,” he said, “and then, when she reaches 12 or 13 years old, she could take part in more national competitions. Hopefully, a professional team will take her.

Apparently, Jianmin used to be a bit of an athlete himself but his dreams never materialized, so we’re guessing that now he’s trying to recapture his glory days through his daughter while looking for a free meal ticket in the process. And we thought that Richard Williams was a crappy father.

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[The Daily O’Collegian]: Going for gold
[Steroid Nation]: Eight year old girl runs a marathon schedule

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Feb 22 in Sports History: The Miracle on Ice


In 1998: Players on the United States Olympic hockey team celebrated their failure to reach the medal round and their 1-4 record with a trashing of their hotel rooms that would’ve made The Who jealous. Despite an “investigation,” it was never revealed which players were responsible for over a thousand dollars worth of damage at the Nagano, Japan Olympics.

But thankfully, February 22, 1980 was a date in sports history that put USA Hockey in a little bit better light. Between 5 P.M. and 8 P.M on a Friday evening in Lake Placid, NY, a group of college kids from the United States pulled off the greatest sports moment of the 20th Century (according to Sports Illustrated). Facing the almighty Soviet Union in the first game of the men’s ice hockey medal round, the Americans won 4-3. The Russians were an unstoppable locomotive in international competition. They came into the 1980 games having won four consecutive gold medals, destroying every NHL team in its wake in a series of exhibitions, and for good measure, toying with U.S coach Herb Brooks’ very same amateurs in a pre-Olympic tune-up the week before the games with a 10-3 drubbing at Madison Square Garden.

But on this day, the Americans would surprise everybody. The Russians came out clicking, scoring two goals in the first, but a strange thing happened: the Americans wouldn’t go away. Trailing 2-1 in the closing seconds of the first period, the USSR defensemen eased up for a spilt second before the horn sounded, allowing American Mark Johnson to race in and beat uber-goalie Vladislav Tretiak to tie the score 2-2. Then, Soviet coach Viktor Tihkinov made probably the dumbest move in sports history: he decided to replace Tretiak, who was considered the finest goalie in the world at the time. Still, the Russians led 3-2 going into the final period. Only the goaltending of Jim Craig kept the Americans close.

In the third period, the Americans did what they had done in four of their first five Olympic contests: they overcame a deficit to win. Around the eight minute mark, they finally went on the power play and tied the score on another Mark Johnson goal. Then, with exactly ten minutes to go, team captain Mike Eruzione got the puck at the blue line and (while ABC announcer Ken Dryden was babbling over the great Al Michaels), flipped a shot that beat the Russian goaltender to give Team U.S.A their first lead of the game. The scene that followed gave every American goosebumps: Eruzione danced down the ice as the entire team stormed off the bench to celebrate with him (most who were watching–albeit on tape delay–did too).

Team U.S.A held on the final ten minutes, and their victory was punctuated by the greatest call ever, by Al Michaels: “Do you believe in Miracles? YES!!”

The Miracle On Ice, of course, was surrounded by the politics of the Cold War. Was it was beating those “commie bastards” in something, anything that made people feel good? Was it the fact that the Russians didn’t actually play anywhere near to their standards in the final half of the game (yes folks, the Russians played poorly, watch the tape…)? Or was it just a fine exhibition of perseverance and dedication with an unwavering belief by a group of kids who didn’t know any better? Whether it was one or all three, it didn’t matter because it just made people feel good.

It should always be remembered that this game didn’t give the Americans any medal. They had to beat Finland two days later to wrap up the gold. Of course, as an athletic contest, it was the greatest moment in our sporting history. But, this victory took on so much more meaning to the American people that it will never be forgotten throughout our history.

P.S. Apologies that the cliche and hyperbole filter wasn’t working due to rust. But there’s something about this game that you just can’t help but let it go.

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Sep 5 in Sports History: Cassius Clay wins Gold


In 1960: A young boxer from Louisville named Cassius Clay (His mamma named him Cassius, we gonna call him Cassius) won the Gold Medal in the light heavyweight division at the Rome Olympics. The 18-year-old future heavyweight champ defeated Zbiginew Pietrzykowski of Poland by a unanimous decision. He turned pro later that year and changed his name to Muhammed Ali in 1964.

In 1972 At the Munich Olympics, 11 Israeli athletes were taken hostage by a group of Palestinian militants and were later killed in a shootout. The Games were put on hold for 24 hours and 80,000 people attended a memorial service in the Olympic Stadium. The next day, after serious debate, IOC president Avery Brundage made the famous declaration, “the Games must go on.”

In 1994: In front of a national audience on Monday Night Football and a Candlestick Park record crowd, Jerry Rice of the San Francisco 49ers caught his third TD pass of the game to break Jim Brown’s NFL record with his 127th career touchdown. Rice’s three scores paced the Niners to an easy 44-14 victory over the Los Angeles Raiders. Rice went on to score an untouchable 208 career touchdowns (Marvin Harrison of the Colts is the current active leader with 110).

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July 27 in Sports History: Atlanta Olympics bombing

In 1933: Joe DiMaggio was just getting warmed up for his magical 56-game hitting streak in 1941, as his 61-game streak came to an end. As an 18-year old in his first year of pro baseball with the San Francisco Seals of the Pacific Coast League, Dimaggio got a hit on May 28 and didn’t stop for 61 straight; at one point needing six batters in front of him to reach base in the last inning before hitting a double to keep the streak alive.

In 1996: A pipe bomb exploded in the Centennial Olympic Park in Atlanta during a late-night concert at the Summer Olympics. One person was killed and over a hundred people were injured when the bomb exploded shortly after 1 A.M. Despite heavy security at all of the venues and a bomb threat that was called in shortly before the explosion, police were unable to completely evacuate the area in time. The games continued without interruption, and a man named Eric Rudolph later plead guilty and received three consecutive life prison terms (for this and two other bombings). Rudolph was only sentenced in 2005, nine years after a security guard named Richard Jewell was originally accused and later cleared.

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July 19 in Sports History: Ali lights the flame

In 1996: In a touching ceremony, Muhammed Ali lights the in the Opening Ceremony of the Summer Olympic Games in Atlanta. Struggling with Parkinson’s Disease, Ali receives one of the warmest ovations in Olympic history. Ali won a boxing gold medal in the 1960 Games. IOC President Juan Antonio Samarach gave what would prove to be an ominous speech, saying, “We still live in a world where human tragedies persist.” A week later, two people were killed and many more injured in a bombing in the Olympic Village.

In 1991: This is a day Mike Tyson would like to have back. While in Indianapolis, Tyson met a Miss Black America pageant contestant named Desiree Washington. At around 1 A.M., they went to Tyson’s hotel room. Six months later, Tyson was convicted of rape and served three years of a six year sentence in an Indiana prison. Tyson would not fight again until 1995.

In 1918: Demonstrating how differently baseball players were treated back then and today, Secretary of War Newton Baker declares that baseball is a “non-essential occupation,” and thereby not exempt from being drafted in the first World War. As a result many players were sent to fight or work in shipyards or other defense industries. The league would shut down in early September.

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But I’m the only gay games in the village

The Gay Games start this week in Chicago but all is not well in the arena of gay competition. Apparently a big dustup is happening between the Gay Games and the World Outgames organizers. The original Montreal host committee of the Gay Games told the original federation to go sit on it and started their own Outgames. And now we have two competing gay olympics.

The Gay Games will be held from July 15 to the 22 but the World Outgames will be held from July 24 to August 5 so there will be time for the athletes to head north from Chicago and compete in both events if they’d like. Here’s a thought, one organization could just shift their event by 2 years and then there’d be no competition between events. Double the gaiety! Sadly, Daffyd from Llandewi Breffi will not be attending either of the gay games.

By the way, famous athletes and entertainers attending the events will be Greg Louganis, Martina Navratilova, Margaret Cho, Liza Minelli and Michael Strahan. OK, maybe not Michael Strahan.

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[SFGATE]: Another gay games — feud sparks rivalry

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Preparing for the Olympics: Communist China style

The Chinese government’s busy printing up etiquette guides for the citizens of Beijing in anticipation of the 2008 Olympics.

The “Basic Reader in Civility and Etiquette” tells residents how to cross the street, order steaks, how to dress (do not wear pajamas in public), and how to greet foreigners.

Beijing’s audiences will represent the spirit and style of the city and the entire country,” mayor Wang Qishan writes in the introduction to “Rules and Propriety.

Along with the athletes and others, they will be like ‘actors’ appearing on billions of television screens around the world. It goes without saying this is a big problem!

According to the article, “A July 2005 basketball game between China and Puerto Rico in Beijing deteriorated into a brawl, with fans hurling insults and missiles at the visiting team.” I think the Chinese might be stockpiling too many missiles if they can afford to just hurl them at the Puerto Rican basketball team.

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[Reuters]: Games hosts try to polish Chinese manners

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Sweden’s Gold Helmets

We’re a couple of days late with this but this video of the Sweden hockey team celebrating and dancing is very amusing.

First you have the whole team looking like complete tools with their gold helmets on. Then you have some woman singing “Simply the Best”. We imagine she is Sweden’s version of David Hasselhoff or John Tesh. Finally, you have some guy who looks like he took victory dancing lessons from Mark Madsen. All in all, this might be the worst celebration of all time.

[Fox Sports]: Swedish hockey stars arrive home to celebrate

[Hockey Rants]: First one to find the video.

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Sasha Cohen gets silver. Shaun White decides to date Lindsay Lohan instead


After Sasha Cohen screwed the pooch during the free skate and took 2nd, most people thought, “how the hell do you fall twice and win silver?” Well, when the people who skate after you stink up the joint as well, that’s how you get silver.

Of course, this reinforces the notion that Cohen tends to choke.

The 2003 and 2004 national championships. The 2004 worlds. Even the Salt Lake City Olympics. She went into the free skate with a chance to medal, if not win, and she faltered at all of them.

Not only did Sasha lose the gold medal, she seems to have lost the affections of the Flying Tomato. Rumors are that Shaun White is currently dating Lindsay Lohan. I guess she digs gold medals.

[MSNBC]: Despite falling twice, Cohen wins silver medal

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Sasha Cohen in first and a saucy little minx


I’m blogging way too much about ice skating but it is the highlight of the winter olympics and the U.S. hockey team stinks. (Does this make me gay?)

In any case, Sasha Cohen is leading the way after the short program but according to people who follow the sport, she’s the Byung-Hyun Kim of ice skating – can’t close.


She has the most tantalizing talent, and yet she can’t seem to do two clean programs in a single competition. In fact, in skating circles, Cohen is often discussed in the shorthand of a baseball scout. “Can’t hit the curve” becomes “can’t put together two programs.”

I don’t know why but I will be watching the rest of the Olympics to see if she can win it. I guess she is NBC’s favorite person right now.

In other news, Sasha Cohen is a saucy little minx, and toying with Shaun White: “Yeah, I’m fond of gold medals. I’ll probably see him at Closing Ceremonies.” Better get your rap ready, Shaun.

[SF Gate]: Drama queens ready to skate