Posted on Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 09:18:20 AM EST in MLB
More on: Rockies, losers, World Series, David Letterman, Top 10 (all tags)

Hey, the Rockies had a great run. Nobody expected them to make it into the World Series, but they did. And nobody expected them to get swept out after such an incredible run leading up to the big showdown with the Red Sox, but they did. So, for all you Colorado fans out there, here are some suggestions from David Letterman on what to say the next time someone tries to give you grief over getting broomed.

Top 10 Colorado Rockies Excuses

10. "Even we've never heard of most of our players."

9. "Didn't want Game 5 to preempt `House'"

8. "Relax, there's still a lot of baseball to be played."

7. "The Curse of the Bambino."

6. "At that altitude, the beer really knocks you on your ass."

5. "No number 5 --- writer preparing to go on strike."

4. "Turns out our `flaxseed oil' really was flaxseed oil"

3. "O.J. stole the equipment!"

2. "Manager distracted by Joe Torre walking around with his resume."

1. "Forget us --- somebody want to explain the Jets?"

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[SOX & Dawgs]: Top 10 Colorado Rockies Excuses

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Posted on Thu Oct 04, 2007 at 10:27:18 AM EST in NFL
More on: fantasy football, losers, video, funny (all tags)

If you thought this kid from Florida was PO'd after Auburn handed the Gators their first home loss under Urban Meyer, then just wait until you get a load of the these two guys as they reflect on their fantasy season to date.

Alex Smith and J.P. Losman as your quarterbacks?!? Dude, you were screwed way before Steven Jackson and Andre Johnson went down.

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