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Dallas Cowboys

Is TO importing his own cheerleaders?



Yes.. now I recognize her

Elaine: What is so appealing to men about a cat fight?
Jerry: Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there’s a chance they might somehow kiss.

Terrell Owens has been named in a civil court motion as a witness to a bar fight in East Dallas. According to court records, an ex-Eagles cheerleader named Tara Smith attacked a woman named Christi Proctor at the Candle Room, punching her in the mouth and pushing her down. Owens has been named in the motion because he knew her and might have invited Tara Smith to the bar.

Tara Smith was an Eagles cheerleader when Owens was in Philly and all of the sudden she’s in Dallas? Maybe the only thing TO was missing from Philly was his very own cheerleader.

Links:
[Phila Daily News]: T.O. named witness in bar fight involving ex-cheerleader

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Houston Rockets

Yao Ming Wildlife PSA commercial

Yesterday, we told you about Yao Ming’s campaign to protect wildlife and him swearing off shark fin soup. Well, here’s the video where jumps onto a basketball court to block a bullet fired at an elephant.

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MLB General

The Full Count: Chase streak at 34


1. One Crazy Night: If you like great pitching matchups or low-scoring contests, then the Phillies-Cardinals game last night was not for you. The Cardinals came into the game with five consecutive losses, and they needed a win against the weak Phillies at home. But unfortunately, Jeff Weaver was pitching for them. Weaver has maintained a consistent 6+ ERA all season, and last night was no different. He allowed 7 runs to the Phils, including a lead-off homer to Jimmy Rollins. After the 5th inning the Phillies were up 8-2, but the Cards stormed back to knock Brett Myers out of the game. Suddenly the Phillies lead had disappeared and the Cardinals had made it an 8-7 game. But then Philadelphia put the game away with a 5-run eighth, including a hit by Chase Utley to extend his hitting streak to 34. the hit was initially ruled an error, but it didn’t matter anyway because Chase added a single in the ninth. The final tally was 16-8, with St. Louis losing yet another game. They are still 3.5 up on the second place Reds, who have lost four in a row themselves.

2. Here we go: It’s August now, which means it’s time for another run by the Houston Astros. They won their 3rd game out of 4 last night to put themselves within 7.5 of the division leading Cardinals. Brandon Backe had one of his better starts as the team bested San Diego 7-1. Despite playing without stud first baseman Lance Berkman, the Astros were able to put some runs on the board. Craig Biggio, who amazingly is still playing, hit two homers to bring his season total to 13. For the Padres, this is their fifth loss in their last six games. They still have held onto the division lead, but who knows what will happen in the West.

3. Pitching beats pitching: When the Angels and the A’s get together, you know you’re in for a low-scoring contest. Both teams have won with great pitching despite awful hitting. A series between the teams has now wrapped up, and the A’s won this important divisional battle. Last night (amazingly) Esteban Loaiza did not get shelled! He won the game, only his fourth win of the year. Just imagine where the A’s would be without Loaiza, who is allowing a .322 batting average to opposing hitters. But he came up big in a big game last night, and Oakland now has a 1.5 game lead over their Anaheim rivals.

4. Bad Decision: The Indians traded away aging closer Bob Wickman in part because they wanted to see what youngster Fausto Carmona could do. Well now they’ve seen, and they would probably like that trade back. Carmona has allowed 9 runs in his last 3 appearances, losing each time out. He gave up another Boston Red Sox ninth-inning win yesterday, with Mark Loretta doubling to win the game. The Red Sox and the Yankees both won yesterday, and they are still virtually tied for the AL East lead. The Yankees have crushed Toronto to basically put them out of the race.

5. Ailing pitchers: A variety of pitchers are out with a variety of injuries, and Full Count is here to give you the scoop. Kris Benson, who has been mediocre in his first year with the Orioles, will likely be headed for the 15-day DL. But Chan Ho Park is in much bigger trouble. He will need a blood transfusion to treat intestinal bleeding that has plagued the Padres starter lately. Don’t expect him to pitch for a few weeks. Francisco Liriano won’t be put on the DL, though he missed his start last night with an elbow issue. But–ready to be shocked?–there is some good news for one pitcher. Kerry Wood, who has been injured nearly his entire life, has opted to forego surgery on his shoulder. But it’s still unlikely that he will pitch the rest of the year.

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MLB General

August 3 in Sports History: Satchel Paige makes his MLB debut


In 1948: After years of pitching in the Negro Leagues, Leroy “Satchel” Paige makes his first Major League start for the Cleveland Indians at the age of 42 (nobody was ever sure of his exact age, however). Paige pitched seven innings in a 5-3 victory over the St. Louis Browns. It seemed that the legend of Paige was just as great as the pitcher himself, as Joe DiMaggio once called him “the fastest and best pitcher I‘ve ever seen,” (according to Paige’s official website). Although there were very few official records in the Negro Leagues, it was believed that Paige once threw 64 straight shutout innings (Orel Hershiser holds the ML record with 59), won 21 consecutive games (Carl Hubbell had 24) and once had a 31-4 season. Paige pitched in the majors until he was 59 years old. He helped the Indians win the World Series in 1948 and was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1971.

In 1949: The NBA as it is known today is formed in a merger between the Basketball Association of America (BAA) and the National Basketball League (NBL). The league then had 17 teams, including the Boston Celtics, New York Knicks, Fort Wayne (now Detroit) Pistons, Minneapolis (Los Angeles) Lakers and Syracuse Nationals (who became the Philadelphia 76ers). The Lakers won the first championship in the new league.

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General Sports

Vote for August’s Woman We Love

Alyssa Milano narrowly beat out Stacey Keibler last month for the July slot. Here we go with 6 more nominees. We’re going a little obscure this month so check out the galleries.

The nominees are…

Keeley Hazel (some british Page 3 babe)
Kaitlin Olson (chick from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Naomi Watts (blond hottie from Mulholland Drive, King Kong)
Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office)
Emily Proctor (CSI Miami)
Annie Parisse (Law and Order and Fordham alum)

Vote now.

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General Sports

Aug 2 2006 episode of Poor Man’s PTI

Welcome to another episode of Poor Man’s PTI.

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This week’s topics include:

  • Floyd Landis
  • Abreu to the Yankees
  • Chase Utley’s hitting streak
  • Top 10 movie jerks
  • Danica Patrick is Dark Helmet
  • Football training camp
  • 2006 Top 3 Fantasy Football picks
  • Women We Love

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Soccer

Odds and Ends: The Head-Butt Song

Apparently a song making fun of Zidane’s headbutt called Coup De Boule is at the top of the French music charts. The song has sold 60,000 copies and 110,000 ring tones. Of course, it is also wildly popular in Japan, where weird pop phenomena go to die. And with this, we are done with Zidane coverage for eternity.

In other news…

[Sportsline]: NBA changes playoff seeding format

[Chicago Sports]: NCAA looks into more bans in S.C. for confederate flag

[Reuters]: Gatlin’s masseur denies sabotage

[SI]: Embarassing moments in baseball history

[eBay]: Bidding for Barry Bonds #715 ball at $137,500

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NBA General

2006 NBA Schedule released

The 2006-2007 NBA Schedule has been released and there are some intriguing matchups (opening day starts with Chicago at Miami and Phoenix at LA Lakers for some replayoff rematches) for the folks who still care about the NBA. However, the folks at True Hoop put together a list of teams and how often they appear on national television. This probably tells more about where the NBA marketing department is than anything else. Aside from the usual cast (Dallas, Miami, Lakers), it looks like the NBA is expecting big things from the Bulls this season. And it looks like we won’t be seeing much of Bargnani this season. Toronto is on national tv exactly 0 times.

Here is the chart but sorted by number of times appearing in on national tv.

Team ABC ESPN TNT NBATV Total
Cleveland 5 10 9 9 33
Lakers 5 10 9 9 33
Miami 5 10 9 9 33
Phoenix 5 10 9 9 33
Dallas 4 10 9 9 32
Chicago 4 8 9 9 30
Detroit 5 10 6 9 30
San Antonio 3 8 6 9 26
Denver 1 8 5 8 22
Sacramento 3 7 6 6 22
Houston 2 7 3 9 21
LAC 1 6 5 8 20
New Jersey 1 5 5 8 19
Washington 1 8 1 9 19
Indiana 2 4 2 8 16
Philadelphia 0 8 0 7 15
NO/OKC 1 2 2 7 12
Boston 1 1 0 7 9
Minnesota 0 2 0 7 9
Memphis 0 1 1 6 8
Orlando 1 1 2 4 8
Seattle 0 3 2 3 8
Utah 0 1 1 5 7
Golden State 0 1 2 2 5
New York 0 0 0 5 5
Milwaukee 0 1 0 3 4
Atlanta 0 0 0 2 2
Charlotte 0 0 1 1 2
Portland 0 0 0 1 1
Toronto 0 0 0 0 0

Links:
[NBA.com]: 2006-2007 NBA Schedule
[NBA.com]: Ten to Watch

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All Other Sports

Invent the world’s stupidest sport!

Lately, Trevor has been talking a lot on the podcast about marginal sports and creating a World Series of Beirut. Well, the folks over at Mental Floss have a contest to invent the world’s stupidest sport. Unfortunately, WSOB violates the rules:


Your sport must be (a) so new that it’s never been played before, at least on this earth, (b) consistent with the laws of physics, (c) relatively cheap to play, with equipment that can easily be obtained by anyone, and (d) an actual physical sport involving at least two players. We want to see some calories getting burned. Extra points if your idea is explained in great detail, based on some weird historical activity we’ve never heard of, or steeped in facts and assorted trivia.

But any sport deemed “stupid” must include some sort of drinking. Because if you’re not putting more calories back in than you’re burning, then it just becomes a real sport.

(Before we go to some ideas for sports, does anyone remember playing “suicide”, “homicide”, or “marine ball” as kids? We know that suicide and homicide are universally known but we are beginning to suspect that marine ball, which was basketball but it was every man for himself and fouls were encouraged, was invented by one of our sadistic friends. Anyway…)

Here are three ideas for stupid sports:

1. Unextreme soccer: Two people sit on rocking chairs at opposite sides separated by 10 feet. There is a small goal about 5 feet wide behind the chair. Players cannot leave the rocking chair. Everytime a goal is scored, the person who let in the goal must chug a beer. First one to pass out loses. Falling out of the chair is a yellow card. The second time you fall out of the chair, you lose.

2. The Running of the Hos: This is a very simple game. A bunch of players get together and dress up like pimps. Platform shoes are necessary to make sure it’s a level playing field. One person is designated as the slapper (roshambo, draw straws, cut cards, whatever). The group walks up to a bunch of hos and the designated slapper slaps all of them. Everyone then takes off. The loser is the first person caught. After rescuing him/her from the hos, the loser buys the beer.

3. Rat dog punting: You know those dogs that are basically the size of a rat and yap a lot? Well the goal is to punt the dogs as far as you can. Because we here at Sportscolumn do not condone violence to animals, all dogs must be wrapped in foam or bubble wrap. This sport is too satisfying to need any sort of drinking but it’s encouraged.

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MLB General

The Full Count: Guillen hits for the cycle


1. The kind of Cycling we care about: Who needs the Tour de France when you can see cycling in baseball? That’s right, for the first time this season a player hit for the cycle. It was Carlos Guillen, the Tigers’ underrated shortstop. Guillen finished 4-5 with a single, double, triple, and homerun. On July 23rd he finished a homer short of the feat. Now Guillen is hitting .306 with 13 homers, 64 RBIs, and 15 steals. That makes that he is one of the top all-around shortstops in the game, and he carried the Tigers to a 10-4 victory over the Devil Rays yesterday. Justin Verlander got his 14th win, giving him the major-league lead. Verlander is now 14-4, giving him a 21-win pace. He has led the Tigers to a 71-35 record, matching last season’s win total and the best in baseball by 8 games.

2. Expect the expected: This shouldn’t surprise anyone, but the Yankees and Red Sox are where they usually are–deadlocked. The teams are tied for first place after a Yankee win yesterday while Boston was off. In Bobby Abreu’s debut with the team, he went 0-3 but they still defeated the Blue Jays 5-1. Toronto, after tying New York a few weeks ago, has stumbled and is 6.5 back now. AJ Burnett lost again yesterday and is now 2-5 with an ERA of 4.84. For those who care, the next Yankees/Red Sox series is an enormous 5-game set starting August 18th.

3. Different Directions: The NL West is crazy, has been crazy, and will be crazy for the foreseeable future. Remember when the Giants were in second place? Now they have dropped 9 straight and have free-falled to last. The Dodgers, a few weeks removed from the cellar, are in third after a four game win streak. Last night they downed the Reds 10-4 using a lineup that included the just-traded-for Julio Lugo and Wilson Betemit. As for the rest of the division, San Diego and Arizona are still clinging to the first and second spots while the Rockies are average as usual.

4. Reversal of fortunes: The Astros have been plagued over the last two seasons with 1-0 losses, usually with Roger Clemens or Andy Pettitte on the mound. But yesterday, they finally won a 1-0 game of their own. Pettitte pitched wonderfully in the win while the bullpen allowed just one baserunner. The bad luck went to Jake Peavy of the Padres, who fell to an eye-opening 5-11 after losing. Though Peavy was the Padres’ ace in 2004 and 2005 with sub-3 ERA seasons, this year he hasn’t gotten on track. He has a 4.81 ERA despite striking out more batters than ever. Strange.

5. Who wants scoring?: Apparently the Rockies don’t. According to Brewers infielder Jeff Cirillo, the team is using water-logged balls to decrease scoring at Coors Field. Once the best hitters’ park in the majors with 15 runs scored per game, now only 9 combined runs per game are scored at the park. Cirillo said he compared a ball from Milwaukee with a ball used at Coors yesterday. The one from Denver was apparently puffy, heavy, and water-logged. That’s in part because they use a humidor to prevent balls drying out due to the altitude. But are they over-using the device? Just hear this: Coors Field has hosted the most shutouts in the majors this season with eleven. Last night’s 1-0 game was the third of its’ kind at the park this year.