Posted on Fri Jul 11, 2008 at 10:19:44 AM EST in Other Sports
More on: Jelena Jankovic, underwear, tennis, video (all tags)

Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do, like change your underwear in front of a stadium full of onlookers.

Wonder how much those sweaty undies could fetch on eBay?

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[The Big Lead]: Try Not to Leer at Jelena Jankovic While She Changes Her Underwear in the Middle of a Match

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Posted on Mon Oct 22, 2007 at 12:36:29 AM EST in Other Sports
More on: tennis, Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer, underwear, video, funny (all tags)

You know how it is to be sitting around watching TV and eating microwave dinners when something just doesn't feel right. You're just not comfortable. You know what it is, it's that damn underwear. So, what do you do? Well, you drop trou and finish off that Salisbury steak and mashed potatoes in comfort, of course. And now, tennis players are fighting for their right to go commando.

Yeah, we know, it's pretty strange behavior, but it's nothing compared to some of the stupid things that golfers do.

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Posted on Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 10:41:09 PM EST in Other Sports
More on: football, kid, coach, jerk, underwear (all tags)

We know that people are in an uproar over the way Michael Vick treated murdered dogs, but about when some coach gets his kicks out of humiliating little kids. Sure, it's not the same as electrocuting `em or having them rip off each other noses for his own personal amusement, but this guy should still probably get a good ferret leggin' for his actions.

Curt McKinney is the whack job in question and he's the `responsible' adult in charge of coaching a little kid's football team in Cincinnati. Well, McKinney got pissed off at 10-year-old Aucherae Washington during practice on Friday because the little guy didn't adhere to the specifics of running up and down a hill. Oh, but kicking off the squad didn't satisfy Coach Curt; nope, he made the kid strip down to his underwear and walk home.

I chose to walk down the hill," Aucherae said. "I ran to the middle of it then started walking down so I don't bump into anybody, because if I do that I'm going to knock them probably a couple feet back."

The boy said his coach berated him in front of the other players.

"'You're too slow for the team, you're no good for the team,'" Aucherae said the coach told him. "He told me to take off my stuff and give it back to him, and he said, 'While you're at it, take off my pants.'

Boy, if we had a dollar for every time someone has told us that. But seriously, like the sickos who attend dogfights there were plenty of idiotic spectators who just sat around and watched this all go down. In fact, there were parents looking on who apparently never kicked this guy's ass or even bothered to say a word. Don't worry; we got enough ferrets to go around. What's makes matters even worse is that the coach denies doing anything wrong and the football league won't suspend him because he hasn't been charged with a crime. Pathetic.

As for the kid-o, he eventually walked to a neighbor's house to get some pants because "he didn't want cheerleaders to see him in his underwear." Boy, if we had a dollar for every time that's happened to us.

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[WAVE3.com]: Coach cuts 10 year old, forces him to walk home in underwear

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