Ferret legging: the worst idea for a sport since the WNBA

Posted on Thu May 24, 2007 at 09:47:45 AM EST in Other Sports
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Exactly what you want near your boys

We first stumbled upon this story on wikipedia and thought it was some sort of hoax entry. But it turns out "ferret legging" is a real but obscure sport from England. In his book "The King of Ferret Leggers and Other True Stories", Donald Katz chronicles the sport and profiles the 72-year-old champion of ferrett legging.

Basically, the contest involves the tying of a competitor's trousers at the ankles and the subsequent insertion into those trousers of a couple of peculiarly vicious fur-coated, footlong carnivores called ferrets. The brave contestant's belt is then pulled tight, and he proceeds to stand there in front of the judges as long as he can, while animals with claws like hypodermic needles and teeth like number 16 carpet tacks try their damnedest to get out.

Yes, this is as horrible as it sounds. And the contestants don't wear any protective cups, which means it's just completely insane.

Links:
[Random House]: The King of the Ferret Leggers and Other True Stories

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