
Elijah Dukes, the TB outfielder who last month was accused of threatening to kill his wife on a voicemail is back in the headlines today. Elijah apparently thinks that foster homes are a prime source of teen ass.
According to police, Dukes impregnated a 17-year-old girl who was in the care of his step-grandmother (“So what does that make us? Absolutely nothing.”). Fortunately for Elijah, no crime was committed because because it was consensual sex between a 17 and 22-year-old. He still has that problem of being the baby daddy though. The pregnant teen claims that when she told him about the pregnancy, he threw a bottle of gatorade at her.
Elijah’s mom Phyllis had this to say about the situation:
Every time one of those (whores) lays down with my baby, they end up pregnant. That’s right. And I’m tired of them.![]()
Holy crap! Every time! When it comes to hos, it seems Elijah has supersperm.
Links:
[St Petersberg Times]: Former foster teen says she is carrying Dukes’ baby