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Pau Gasol and Rafael Nadal just love their timepieces

In addition to the much publicized Wipeout, ABC is ready to premier another of their newest reality show creations in just a couple of weeks. The show is titled I Survived a Japanese Game Show and it should provide a hearty helping of laughs as Americans try to compete in whacky Japanese-esque stunts and contests. However, after seeing Rafael Nadal’s and Pau Gasol’s performance in these Spanish TIMEFORCE commercials, we’re wondering if I Survived a Spanish Television Commercial might make for a more entertaining 30 minutes.

Example #2

Example #3

What will those nutty Spaniards think of next? Those spots make the old dancing Six Flags dude seem rather mundane.

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Maria Sansone is officially the hottest sideline reporter of all time, sorry Erin

On Tuesday, we told you about our unhealthy obsession with female sports reporters like Erin Andrews and Charissa Thompson. Now, we take it one step further; rather, All Balls takes it one step further, putting together a list of “The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters Of All Time.” But this is no ordinary list.

This list has been done before, but I don’t think it’s ever truly been done properly. You will not find the likes of Suzy Kobler, Rachel Nichols or Lindsay Soto anywhere on this list. It’s not because they’re not really hot because they are. The fact is that there is a new super breed of female sideline reporters that were once Hawaiian Tropic girls and Playboy playmates.

10.Shana Hiatt

9.Lisa Guerrero

8.Melissa Stark

7.Pam Oliver

6.Jamie Little

5.Lisa Dergan Podsednik

4.Erin Andrews

3.Jill Arrington

2.Charity Hodges

1.Maria Sansone

It takes a lot for us to concede our girl Erin Andrews to No. 4, but we’re willing to give on this one. However, the All Balls crew obviously tied on one too many appletinis during the list’s construction. C’mon, Pam Oliver?!?! For real??

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[All Balls]: The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters Of All Time

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"I Wish They All Could Be Like Charissa" (Thompson, that is)

Nothing goes better with sports than babes. Well, actually, beer and beef are right up there, but they are still just a smidge underneath the hotties who yap sports on TV – which, by the way, is where most male sports fans would like to be. Badabing! “From old school Bonnie Bernstein” to the smokin’ hot Erin Andrews, we love `em all, but, apparently, pickier fans just wish they all could be like Charissa.

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Say hello to NASCAR’s biggest diva

As far at the question of “Do you NASCAR?” goes, the answer is not really, but if you’re talking about the blog then we say “Hell yeah!” Anytime something breaks in the world of redneck racing NASCAR, we go straight to DoYouNASCAR.com to get the scoop. Today we got the rundown of the sports sexiest divas and while we always knew NASCAR was loaded with honeys (we have seen Talladega Nights after all), we didn’t realize just how high caliber the tail actually was until now. At least Kyle Busch won’t be single for long.

10. Nicole Biffle (wife of Greg Biffle)
9. Katie Kenseth (wife of Matt Kenseth)
8. Lynne Allmendinger (wife of AJ Allmendinger)
7. Buffy Waltrip (wife of Michael Waltrip)
6. Crystal Hornish (wife of Sam Hornish Jr.)
5. Krissie Newman (wife of Ryan Newman)
4. Eva Busch (wife of Kurt Busch)
3. Ashley Judd (wife of Dario Franchitti)
2. Ingrid Vondebosch (wife of Jeff Gordon)
1. Chandra Johnson (wife of Jimmie Johnson)

And let’s not forgot about racing’s original diva: Trixie (girlfriend of Speed Racer)

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[Do You NASCAR?]: NASCAR’s Sexiest Divas

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Odds and Ends: The 12 Highest Earning Hotties

What she no longer has in age or
looks, she makes up for with money

The only thing sexier than a beautiful babe is a rich, beautiful babe. After all, what good is having a bombshell girlfriend if she can’t take you out on expensive dates and buy you nice things? So, for all you bachelors out there, here’s a list of The 12 Highest Earning Hotties on Earth. You can thank WallStreetFighter.com.

12. Adriana Lima – $6 Million
11.Kate Moss – $9 Million
10.Jennifer Aniston – $14 Million
9.Tyra Banks – $18 Million
8.Angelina Jolie – $20 Million
7.Maria Sharapova – $23 Million
6.Gwen Stefani – $26 Million
5.Beyonce – $27 Million
4.Nicole Kidman – $28 Million
3.Gisele Bundchen – $33 Million
2.Shakira – $38 Million
1.Madonna – $72 Million

What?? No Oprah??

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[ChicagoSports.com]: Another classic sports star mug shot

[Larry Brown Sports]: So far, the Chris Bosh curse has been unsuccessful in Beantown

[DrunkAthlete.com]: Allen Iverson does his best Vince Young impersonation

[MopUpDuty.com]: Sidney Ponson Career Screwup #117

[Bugs & Cranks]: Ball girl’s occupational hazard No. 12: Falling fat dudes

[YouTube]: So that’s why the officiating has been horrible through the first two games of the NBA Finals

[Awful Announcing]: Shaq steals the show at the Belmont Stakes

[Sportaphile.com]: Wicked first round knockout by Paul Williams

[ShackNews.com]: From Wii Fit to Wii Stupid

[Undrafted Free Agent]: Yet another reason kickers get no respect

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Arnold Swarchenegger sings the story of steroids

So, you think that steroids, human growth hormone and other performance enhancing drugs are a relatively new phenomenon, huh? Well, then you have yet to be educated on the subject by the Governator.

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Nikki Ziering to star in Celebrity Championship Wrestling



Mmmmmm, Nikki Ziering

Talk about a small, small world. On the same day we reminisce about Celebrity Boxing, we get smacked in the face with Celebrity Championship Wrestling. Oh, it’s true. It’s damn true. But like any show that features “celebrities,” the term is used extremely loosely. Don’t be expecting to see Brad Pitt or Jennifer Lopez or George Clooney donning spandex for the reality show, but Nikki Ziering is participating, meaning every male in America will be tuning in.

The new series will feature 10 celebrity contestants, male and female, in tag teams, performing moves like the Pile Driver, the Running Power Slam, Dragon Sleeper and the Triple Power Bomb as they compete against one another in for the CCW title! Two former pro wrestlers will train the contestants, with Hulk, former World Championship Wrestling president Eric Bischoff, and a surprise celebrity guest serving as judges.

Contestants include Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell), Tiffany, Todd Bridges (Different Strokes), Trishelle (Real World), Butterbean (boxer/ Jackass 2), Nikki Ziering (Playboy), Frank Stallone (musician), Erin Murphy (Tabitha from Bewitched), and two surprise contestants!

The show will run on CMT starting this summer and we are literally counting the minutes to the first three-way (in or out of the ring) involving Trishelle, Ziering and Kim Kardashian, who is our dream vote for mystery guest No. 1.

Links:

[OCATV.com]: Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling
[The Big Lead]: Hulk Hogan to Teach Screech Powers How to Wrestle – Son Still a Bad Person

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Jose, are you ready? Curt, are you ready? Let’s get it on!


When Celebrity Boxing first appeared on FOX, we were stoked. But that was before we were forced to endure horrible, horrible fights like Manute Bol vs. Refrigerator Perry and Joey Buttafuoco vs. Chyna. Of course, the final straw for us came when Screech pulverized Horshack. Talk about disheartening! However, it appears we final have reason to root for FOX to throw the show back on the air.

Retired steroid slugger Jose Canseco challenged Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling to a fight while appearing this morning on Angelo Cataldi’s morning show on WIP in Philadelphia. Canseco also claimed the bloody sock that helped make Schilling famous was actually ketchup.

Damn, is there anything Canseco won’t do for a wad of cash?! Talk about desperate! But we gotta give him points for being creative because a lot of people would love to see Shill get his ass handed to him on a plate. Of course, regardless of what goes down in the ring, the highlight of the night will be when they show the gratuitous clip of Canseco using his noggin as a baseball trampoline. That never gets old.

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[Larry Brown Sports]: Canseco vs. Schilling, Celebrity Boxing?

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Seven songs sports fans hate


What’s worse than going to the arena/stadium/ballpark and seeing your favorite squad get their ass handed to them? For starters, there’s all that crappy music that gets blared over the loudspeakers in an attempt to get the fans pumped up. Hell, half of those songs are nauseating even when the home team is winning. According to The Putdown, these are the seven lamest arena anthems going today.

7. Dropkick Murphy’s – Tessie
6. House of Pain – Jump Around
5. Billy Idol – Mony Mony
4. Gary Glitter – Rock and Roll Part 2
3. Zombie Nation – Kernkraft 400
2. Rednex – Cotton Eye Joe
1. 2 Unlimited – Get Ready For This

On the cooler side of arena anthems, this has to rank as one of our absolute favorites.

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[The Putdown]: 7 lamest arena anthems

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Mariah Carey throws like a girl

If Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer had his say, he probably would have gone to Japan too.