If a baseball player flips over the opposing catcher to score a run and nobody’s there to see, did it really happen?
If a baseball player flips over the opposing catcher to score a run and nobody’s there to see, did it really happen?
We always knew Max Kellerman was a loser, but we never knew he was a rapper. Yup, after Vanilla Ice and before Eminem there was Max & Sam, a pair of brothers who busted beats `bout boxing Ah, yes; rumble, young Max, rumble.
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[FanIQ.com]: Max Kellerman Was A Rapper? Unfortunately, yes.
We’ll admit it, we’re not the biggest fans of women’s pool. However, we are willing to give it a shot if every match has as many bloopers as this one. The announcer lady brings her “A-game” to the pool table for this contest, showing off her amazing penis drawing abilities and immediately following it up with a huge fart. That’s skill.
Say what you will about Mike Tirico, but he would never try to blame a fart on Tony Kornheiser or Jaws. And that’s why he’s a pro.
Everyone knows Kobe Bryant is more than a superstar, he’s a superhero when dons the Lakers purple and gold uniform. And just like the original Man of Steel, Bryant can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Okay, so maybe he can’t, but apparently he can leap moving Aston Martins in a single bound.
But don’t believe everything you see because just like Superman, Bryant got a little help from the FX studio. C’mon, you don’t think Jerry Buss would actually allow Kobe to jump a moving vehicle, did you?
Most people are sick and stinking tired of hearing about Brett Favre’s retirement. In fact, nobody really believes the guy is retired because until the Packers take to the field without a No. 4 on the roster, he could still weasel his way back into uniform. Personally, we’re pretty content with Favre riding off into the sunset, but we can’t speak all the Cheeseheads out there. So, we’ll let this babe handle that.
Wanna know what happens when Chaz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy trade in their ice skates for floor exercises?
When talking about Kobe Bryant, there is a seemingly endless supply of analogies one could use. However, we don’t know about the `doctor/patient’ reference made during this clip.
Personally, we think it would be better to say something along the lines of “when he gets you on life support, he’s got no problem propping you up on a chair and raping you of your dignity.”
You know, something a little classier.
You know that old saying about girls being made of sugar and spice and everything nice? Well, these cheerleader chicks skipped out on waiting for that crap and got pumped full of anger and piss and lots of clinched fists.
Hey, how would you react if someone talked smack about you on their MySpace page?!?
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[WSFA.com]: Florida Teens Video Tape Ambush of Internet Rival
Who the hell says kids have no ingenuity these days? Sure, a lot of kids would rather do drugs and play video games than pursue an education, but they still know how to make lemons into lemonade; especially when they’re drunk and desperate for another Lemon Drop. Just check out this wannabe surfer who can’t find an ocean to save his life.
If you think that college kids are the only people who enjoy spring break then you’re just foolin’ yourself. Mascots need to cut loose sometimes too. And by cut loose, we mean be a prick.