When talking about Kobe Bryant, there is a seemingly endless supply of analogies one could use. However, we don’t know about the `doctor/patient’ reference made during this clip.
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Personally, we think it would be better to say something along the lines of “when he gets you on life support, he’s got no problem propping you up on a chair and raping you of your dignity.”
You know, something a little classier.