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Report: Armstrong admitted doping

The French newspaper Le Monde is reporting that while being treated for testicular cancer, Lance Armstrong admitted to his doctor that he had taken banned performance enhancing drugs.


Armstrong’s alleged admission was made Oct. 28, 1996, to a doctor who was treating him for cancer. Betsy Andreu testified that the doctor asked Armstrong whether he had ever taken doping products, and that the cyclist replied “yes,” according to Le Monde. The newspaper said she and her husband were with Armstrong on that day.

“He asks which ones. And Lance replies, ‘EPO, growth hormones, cortisone, steroids, testosterone,”‘ it quoted her as telling the court in January.

Meanwhile, Armstrong’s lawyer called the charges absurd and one of his doctor’s that treated him for cancer said that he and other colleagues visited armstrong the day before his treatment and no such admission was made. Amstrong himself said in a November deposition that no doctor had asked him about taking doping products and that Betsy Andreu is making it up because she hates him.

Why is it that allegations of cheating always come up from the French newspapers. Look, Armstrong kicked your ass 7 times. He’s retired now. Get over it.

Links:
[MSNBC]: French newspaper says ex-Tour king told doctor in ’96 he had taken drugs

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Colorado Avalanche

Let’s Play: Which STD did Jose Theodore get from Paris Hilton?

Ahhhh Paris Hilton, ruining yet another life. This time, an NHL star. We believe this is the first time Paris has hooked up with a hockey player but when you make the rounds like she does, it’s only a matter of time.

Jose Theodore, who may or may not be balding or on steroids, was spotted holding hands and er… canoodling.. with Paris Hilton at a Toronto awards ceremony. Of course, anytime Paris gets a new man (so every 24 hours), the paparazzi are all over it and photos were in the press. His girlfriend/baby momma was none too pleased to find out about his affair and kicked him out of the house, ending their eight year relationship.

Good going Jose. You’ve been booted by your girlfriend who you recently had a daughter with and now you’re on your way to Colorado while they stay in Montreal. On top of that, you probably should get checked out at the local clinic for Herpes Simplex Ten. May we suggest using the name ‘Renard Montreal”?

Links:
[Toronto Star]: Theodore shut out by girlfriend
[CTV]: Theodore dumped over apparent Hilton tryst: report

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MLB General

MLB Power Rankings Roundup for Fri Jun 23 2006

The Met’s reign at the top of the Power Rankings has ended for now. After losing 4-7, most rankings dropped them a notch or two. However, the TSN folks have us scratching our heads. Last week, they ranked the Mets #2, but after their mediocre road trip, elevated them to #1. Must be that good BC bud.

Here are the MLB Power Rankings by major sites this week.

Rank Sportscolumn ESPN FoxSports Sportsline USA Today TSN.ca
1 Tigers White Sox Tigers Mets Mets Mets
2 White Sox Tigers Mets White Sox White Sox Tigers
3 Mets Mets White Sox Tigers Tigers White Sox
4 Red Sox Red Sox Red Sox Cardinals Cardinals Yankees
5 Yankees Yankees Yankees Red Sox Red Sox Red Sox
6 Cardinals Blue Jays Blue Jays A’s Yankees Dodgers
7 Blue Jays Cardinals Rangers Rangers A’s Blue Jays
8 A’s A’s Cardinals Yankees Blue Jays Rangers
9 Reds Rangers A’ss Astros Dodgers Cardinals
10 Rangers Padres Dodgers Blue Jays Rangers Reds
11-30 more more more more more more

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MLB General

The Full Count: Liriano steals the show

1. Overshadowed: Roger Clemens, making his first start of the season, got all of the attention before and during last night’s game against the Twins. The home crowd loved him, and so did ESPN, as the network showed montage after montage of him before the game. But in the end, it was the pitcher Clemens was facing who should have got the attention. Francisco Liriano, the Twins’ fantastic rookie pitcher, continued his success this season. He threw 8 innings, allowing just 4 hits and 2 runs. Meanwhile, Clemens was just average. He allowed 2 runs in 5 innings, but was ineffective in working the count. The Rocket threw 100 pitches, three more than Liriano, just 59 of them for strikes. Meanwhile, Liriano improved to 7-1 this season with a 2.17 ERA. Unless he completely fails down the stretch, he should be a leading contender for AL Rookie of the Year. Oh by the way, the Twins won, 4-2.

2. The scoring stops here: The first two games of the White Sox-Cardinals series featured an outstanding 44 combined runs from both sides. How bout Game 3? Not so much on the offensive side. Cardinals pitcher Anthony Reyes, in just the third start of his career, shut down the White Sox the first 6 innings. He allowed no hits during that time to a team that had collected 40 hits the previous two games. But then one swing by Jim Thome changed everything, as he took a ball deep to right field for his 24th homer of the season. The hit was not only all the White Sox needed to win the 1-0 game, but it also was the only hit of the night for the team. Freddy Garcia and Bobby Jenks combined to shut out the Cardinals offense, which included Albert Pujols in the lineup for the first time in 20 days. Pujols went 0-4, and the Cardinals took a sweep from the defending World Champs.

3. A Royal-like performance: What hasn’t already been said about the Braves failures this year, as their recent horrendousness has been one of the top stories in all of baseball. This team just cannot find a way to win, as they have lost 10 in a row. Only the Cubs and Pirates have worse records among all NL teams, their bullpen is the worst in baseball, and only the Brewers, Royals, and Orioles have allowed more runs. And there is no end in sight to the Braves’ failures, at least for this year. They lost again last night to the Blue Jays, 3-2, as Mike Remlinger blew his third save of the year. Meanwhile, AJ Burnett returned to the mound for the first time since April, going 6 decent innings for the Jays. Toronto is only three games back of the Red Sox in the AL East, and if Burnett is successful that gap could close quickly.

4. Not a Royal-like performance: Okay, it’s hard to make anything out of a sweep of the 29th best team in baseball. Unless you’re the 30th best team in baseball. That’s right folks, the Kansas City Royals got a sweep over the Pirates. Now the Royals have won an astounding four games in a row, and their record has improved all the way to 22-49! Last night they won a sloppy 15-7 game over Pittsburgh, with 9 combined unearned runs and 4 combined errors. But at 25 games out of first place, we don’t think the Royals care how they win ballgames.

5. Due punishment: Ozzie Guillen has been out of control recently, to say the least. Not long after sending down a rookie pitcher for not hitting a batter, Guillen was suspended one game after another questionable beanball incident on Tuesday. Ozzie was also fined and sent to sensitivity training for his much-publicized slur against Jay Mariotti. Guillen has not apologized to Mariotti, and it doesn’t seem like he will anytime soon.

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Soccer

Odds and Ends: Ronaldo ties all time World Cup goal lead

It wasn’t against the most stellar of defenses but Ronaldo is back! Criticized the entire tournament for being fat and ineffective, Ronaldo notched his first two goals today to jump ahead of Pele and tie Gerd Muller atop the all time Total Goals list with 14. Ronaldo scored in the 46th and 81st minute against Japan. Perhaps his model girlfriend gave him a pep talk…

In other news…

[Pravda]: Nostradamus predicts Spain as the winner of World Cup 2006

[Yahoo]: Four clubs indicted in Italian soccer scandal, opening way for possible demotion

[USA Today]: Former Red Sox starter admits steroid use

[MSNBC]: Ozzie Guillen fined for homosexual slur, suspended for beanball

[Royales with cheese]: Dayton “Thug Life” Moore

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Soccer

Gee, why would anyone be offended by Jesus Christ-pose and blood paint

It’s not exactly the “hand of God” but the “pose of Rooney” is drawing a lot of criticism in England from politicians and religious leaders. Nike, which usually has inventive and celebrated commercials, really took a misstep on this one. Or several missteps as Rev Rod Thomas of Church of England evangelical group Reform contends.


It’s quite a disturbing image and because the paint is wet, it really looks like blood.

It’s offensive on several different levels.

It therefore brings to mind the crucifixion to many people, and why Nike would want to do that, I haven’t a clue, unless it is simply as a publicity stunt.

The trivialisation of Christ’s suffering is highly offensive to Christians and to God. This will cause real hurt to people.

The other aspect of it is the aggression contained in it, bound up with the flag of St George, which you might see as a throwback to the Crusades, which is hardly going to go down well with Muslim countries. It’s offensive on several different levels.

Nike has issued a statement that the pose has nothing to do with the crucifixion at all and issued the standard ‘apologize to anyone who might have been offended’ non-apology.

Links:

[Daily Mail UK]: Nike attacked over Rooney ‘warrior’ picture
[Sports marketing Bulletin]: Rooney’s bloody red cross for Nike causes uproar

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MLB General

The Full Count: He’s back!

Many happy returns: The most highly anticipated return to the mound this year takes place tonight. Fans have waited months to finally see their key starter rejoin their rotation just in time to save them from third-place oblivion. That’s right, folks
… AJ Burnett is back! Kidding. Burnett does return to the mound for the Blue Jays in Atlanta tonight, and a healthy and effective Burnett bolsters the Jays’ rotation; but there’s a slightly more newsworthy return about 810 miles west of Turner Field. Roger Clemens finally makes his season debut for the Astros at Minute Maid Park in a nationally televised game against the Twins tonight. The Astros have been meandering around the .500 mark for most of the season and feel that the Rocket’s return will give them the boost they need in the NL Central. One, small thing, however: Clemens might not be the best pitcher on the field. Twins phenom Francisco Liriano, about half Clemens’s age, starts for the Twins. Liriano is 6-1, with a 2.16 ERA and 67 strikeouts.

Perhaps a crowbar?: That’s what you might need to take the smile off Tony LaRussa’s face right now. How could LaRussa be smiling, after his Cardinals have been outscored 33-11 in two games by the White Sox? Because the Cardinals received the wonderful news that the wonderful Albert Pujols could return to the lineup as soon as Monday against Cleveland. Pujols, out since June 3 with a strained oblique muscle, took batting practice and did some running the past few days and could be in the lineup even sooner. It would be a godsend for the Cardinals, who’ve been able to maintain their division lead in the NL Central since their star slugger went down. Pujols is still tied for the league lead with 25 homers and fell only one RBI behind Philadelphia’s Ryan Howard despite missing the last 16 games.

A great night spoiled: Ever do a really good job on something, like write a great paper only to have ink poured all over it? Or paint your entire house, only to have vandals spray graffiti on it? That’s what Jose Reyes of the Mets must have felt like after last night’s game against Cincinnati. Reyes went 4 for 5 and hit for the cycle against the Reds, with a homer, double, triple and single. Then Billy Wagner spilled all over it in the top of the ninth by blowing his fourth save of the season. Wagner got the first two outs, but then loaded the bases and gave up a game-winning, two-run single to Brandon Phillips. The Mets could have extended their lead in the NL East to double digits, since no other team below them won, but the 6-5 loss means their lead remains at 9 ½ games.

Good night for good, Kerry?: While other pitchers are getting healthy, including teammate and DL buddy Mark Prior, the Cubs’ Kerry Wood is having no such luck. Wood told reporters that he might not be able to pitch again this year. “With each passing day, I get more and more doubts,” he said. You almost have to feel sorry for the guy. The hard throwing Texan, once thought to be the next Nolan Ryan, has made only four starts this season, and missed most of last season. He was to possibly return Sunday, but said, “it seems to shut down on me,” after getting to 65-70 pitches in a simulated game. There is no timetable as to whether he will throw again soon. Perhaps Wood should seriously consider this idea.

An old friend, indeed: There probably has been no bigger free agent bust in recent baseball history than Adrian Beltre of the Mariners. Ever since leaving the Dodgers after a monster 2004 in which he hit 48 homeruns, only Beltre has stunk more than the dead fish they toss around at the Pike Place Market in Seattle. This hasn’t stopped him from torturing the Dodgers the last few nights, however. Maybe returning to Chavez Ravine (and being loudly booed) has woken up the 64 million dollar man. Beltre has gone 5 for 8, with a homerun, four RBI and four runs scored against his former team. His two-run double in the eighth inning last night broke a tie game in an 8-5 Seattle triumph. Now, if Beltre can only do something against the other 27 teams in the league, he might be able to live up to that contract.

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Soccer

June 22 in Sports History: The Hand of God

In 1986: Diego Maradona of Argentina scored the most controversial goal in World Cup history. Playing against England in the quarterfinals in Mexico City, Maradona knocked an errant back pass into the net for a 1-0 Argentina lead. It was obvious to everybody: The 115,000 in attendance, English goalie Peter Shilton and even Maradona himself that the ball was punched into the net. Only referee Ben Naceur missed the illegal handball. Maradona scored again (this one with his feet, and it was voted the Goal of the Century) to lead Argentina to a 2-1 victory and eventually the World Cup title. Maradona didn’t even try to cover up the fact the goal was bogus afterward, saying that it was the “Hand of God” that guided Argentina.

In 1994: Host United States won its first World Cup soccer game since 1950 with a shocking, 2-1 upset of heavily favored Colombia before 93,000 at the Rose Bowl. Andres Escobar of Colombia scored an own goal into his team’s net for what proved to be the game-winner. The United States also got a goal from Ernie Stewart and held off a late rally to send the huge crowd into a frenzy of U.S.A! U.S.A! chants. The Americans would advance past the first round for the first time since 1934. It would turn tragic 10 days later, however. Outside a night club in Colombia, Escobar was murdered by an unknown assailant.

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New York Knicks

Larry Brown Fired! Isiah Thomas takes over Team Titanic



Out!

After months of speculation, the Knicks made it official today and fired Larry Brown after just one year. Taking over will be Isiah Thomas who now wears three hats: coach, GM, sexual harasser.

The buyout of Brown’s contract could cost the Knicks as much as $40M. James Dolan issued this statement.

Larry has had a long and storied career. We hired him last summer with the expectation that he would be with the Knicks for a long time. Sometimes decisions work and sometimes they don’t. After careful consideration, despite the best intentions from everyone involved, this current structure did not work for us last season and I did not think it was going to improve next season.

We’re waiting for Vegas to post the over/under on the number of wins for the Knicks next season but one thing we know for sure, NY residents can expect a rise in Cablevision prices. Meanwhile, in Boston, Philly, New Jersey, and Toronto, coaches and GMs rejoice.

Links:
[ESPN]: Knicks fire Brown, name Thomas new coach

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Chicago White Sox

Odds and Ends (06.21.06): Ozzie Guillen calls Jay Mariotti a fag

Ozzie Guillen is a sports blogger’s dream. Yesterday, Ozzie called Jay Mariotti a “stupid idiot” and a fag. “What a piece of (expletive) he is, (expletive) fag.” Stealing a page from the Sammy Sosa language barrier book, Guillen explained his use of the term.


I don’t have anything against those people. In my country, you call someone something like that and it is not the same as it is in this country.

Nice try Ozzie, but last August, Ozzie jokingly yelled out at a friend during a press conference, “Hey, everybody, this guy’s a homosexual! He’s a child molester!”

In other news…

[SBS]: The San Jose A’s of Fremont?

[DOSE]: Obligatory article on terrible NHL ratings for Stanley Cup Finals

[Fox ports]: Northwestern women’s soccer coach resigns

[Some dutch site]: We can’t read it but plenty of pics of footballer’s wives and girlfriends

[Carson Palmer Blog]: Palmer says he’ll be “completely ready” for the 2006 season