It wasn’t against the most stellar of defenses but Ronaldo is back! Criticized the entire tournament for being fat and ineffective, Ronaldo notched his first two goals today to jump ahead of Pele and tie Gerd Muller atop the all time Total Goals list with 14. Ronaldo scored in the 46th and 81st minute against Japan. Perhaps his model girlfriend gave him a pep talk…
In other news…
[Pravda]: Nostradamus predicts Spain as the winner of World Cup 2006
[Yahoo]: Four clubs indicted in Italian soccer scandal, opening way for possible demotion
[USA Today]: Former Red Sox starter admits steroid use
[MSNBC]: Ozzie Guillen fined for homosexual slur, suspended for beanball
[Royales with cheese]: Dayton “Thug Life” Moore