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New York Giants

Soon-to-be-ex-wife: Strahan’s lavish and gay



Ian Smith and Michael Strahan

Here’s a lesson for all young athletes — you better be sure she’s the right one before putting that ring on her finger because who knows what will come out in a divorce. Yesterday, she testified that Strahan’s friend, Dr. Ian Smith set him up with his current mistress and with girls on road trips but she really dropped the bomb when she accused she said the two were more than friends.


Michael moved in with Ian in his one-bedroom apartment for the next year. And you can say an alternative lifestyle sprouted.

Ian Smith countered with, “Michael Strahan is one of my best friends and needed a place to stay after he was kicked out of his own home. I let him sleep on my couch as any best friend would do.” This sounds reasonable except that this is Michael Strahan, a professional athlete with a $32 million contract. And it was for a whole year? I’m sure TO has something to say about rats.

We don’t want to get sued so we’ll just quote Outsports.com on this one.


On Tuesday, Smith seemed to claim that, because he is a “happily married man,” it was impossible for him to have been in a sexual relationship with Strahan. However, not only are the cases of married men having sex with one another well-documented, but it has become so common among black men that it even has a name – “the down low.”

Links:
[NY Daily News]: Strahan’s divorce trial gets real ugly
[NY Daily News]: Strahan & his wife swap charges of wild spending
[Star Ledger]: Strahan’s wife reacts to testimony

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Miami Heat

Dwyane Wade vs Dirk Nowitzki

While everyone is writing volumes about the “Air Apparent”, we thought a simple chart might do the trick. Stepping up when it counted, D-Wade was simply the best player in the playoffs, outlasting LeBron James and putting Carmello (who?) to shame. On the flip side, we also have the Incredible Shrinking Nowitzki!

If you must read people gushing about Wade and the Heat, here are some selections from the blogosphere.

[Complete Sports]: Your 2006 NBA Champion… Dwyane Wade (er, the Miami Heat)

[Straight Bangin]: NBA Finals: Wade 4, Dallas 2

[The Assimilated Negro]: Final Thoughts On The Finals

[Reggie’s Extra Points]: Wade’s class worth emulating

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General Sports

June 20 2006 episode of Poor Man’s PTI

Welcome to another episode of Poor Man’s PTI. If you’d like to be a guest on the podcast (which is recorded Tuesday nights) or you want to suggest a topic, drop us a line at [email protected].

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This week’s topics include:

  • NHL Finals
  • World Cup
  • Sweden vs Brazil (the chicks)
  • NBA Finals
  • Mickelson’s meltdown
  • Wilt’s record
  • Entourage
  • NBA ref conspiracy

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MLB General

The Full Count: What happened to Coors field?

1. Now, what’s going on?: Memo to the Oakland A’s: you’re in Coors Field, act like it! The A’s were shut again by the Rockies, 6-0. Colorado’s Jason Jennings and two relievers held the A’s to just one hit (insert that Bob Uecker Major League quote here if you wish) in the second consecutive shutout of the former hottest team in baseball. Cory Sullivan and Garret Atkins drove in two runs each for the Rockies, who have quietly climbed back to a game over .500 in the competitive NL West. They are a game and a half behind the Padres. The A’s, meanwhile, have fallen back into a tie with Texas in the AL West.

2. It’s the balls, naturally: What might be going on, according to A’s manager Ken Macha, is the baseballs that the Rockies keep in the humidor were the main factor for the A’s impotent bats the past two nights. They are complaining that the balls are tougher to hit. “I think it should be investigated,” Macha told mlb.com. He did add that the A’s used the same ball, and that there were no excuses for his team’s magically disappearing bats the past two nights. All of this being said, it is a little surprising that the once ridiculously hitter-friendly park is now tied with Comerica Park in Detroit, Safeco Field (Seattle) and Minute Maid Park (Houston ) for the most shutouts in the majors with seven.

3. Continuing a bad idea: Quick, who won the NBA All-Star game this year? How about the Pro Bowl? Of course nobody remembers, because the games just aren’’t that important. It’s simply a reward for players who are the best in the league and just forgettable exhibition games for the fans. So why does Major League Baseball continue with the ridiculous idea of awarding home-field advantage in the World Series to the league that wins the Midsummer classic? We’’ll never know, but get used to the idea; because they plan on doing it for at least two more seasons, according to mlb.com. This has been in place since the 2003 season. The idea was to drum up interest in the game, which had suffered declining ratings and hit a low point in 2002 with the infamous tie game. But it needs to stop. Can anyone rationalize the possibility that say, the Mets, who might win 105 games this year could end up starting the series on the road against the A’s, who might win 90? All because say, Mark Grudzielanek of the last-place Royals hits a meaningless RBI single July 11 at PNC Park to give the AL the win? The concept of giving the team with the best record home-field advantage? Now, that’s radical.

4. A funny thing happened on the way to a baseball game: A football game broke out. At least that’s the way it looked on the scoreboard, as the White Sox bombed the Cardinals 20-6 at U.S. Cellular field. Joe Crede homered twice, including one in the 11-run third inning off Mark Mulder. Mulder lasted only 2.1 innings and gave up nine earned runs. The teams combined for 40 hits, including 24 by the White Sox. Then it got testy in the sixth. As the Sox plated six more runs to make it 19-2, Cardinals pitcher Sidney Ponson hit Brian Anderson and Pablo Ozuna (with the bases loaded) on consecutive at-bats. Everyone in the park knew what was coming in the next inning, and of course, Ozzie Guillen wouldn’t disappoint. Chicago’s David Riske plunked Chris Duncan, earning ejections for both Riske and Guillen. The teams meet again tonight and Thursday.

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Kansas City Royals

June 21 in Sports History: Swing like Bo Jax

In 1986: Bo Jackson became the last celebrated player to willingly sign with the Kansas City Royals. Jackson, a two-sport star and Heisman Trophy winner out of Auburn, was drafted first overall by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in April. Not wanting to play for the sad-sack Bucs, he opted to play minor league baseball instead. He would play 25 games for the Royals in 1986 and join the Los Angeles Raiders in 1987 as a hobby (his words). Jackson would star with both the Royals (he started in centerfield in the 1989 all-star game and homered) and Raiders until a serious hip injury in a 1991 playoff game with the Raiders would end his football career. He attempted a comeback in 1992 with the Chicago White Sox and retired for good in 1994. Many consider Jackson to be the greatest athlete of his generation.

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Dallas Mavericks

Cuban fined $250,000

Earlier today, Cuban claimed he didn’t scream at David Stern that the NBA was rigged. Well, he must have done something because the league has fined him a quarter of a million for “several acts of misconduct.”

The NBA should come out and tell us exactly what the fine is for. If Cuban did indeed say “Your league is rigged”, we want to know. But the NBA has said it will not comment further on the issue.

Here is a timeline of Mark Cuban’s fines. They add up to $1,455,000.

Links:

[Yahoo]: Cuban fined $250,000 for Game 5 outbursts

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Dallas Mavericks

Mark Cuban: NBA is NOT rigged

We can’t decide whether to love or hate Mark Cuban. He’s like the TO of owners. If he’s on your side, you love the guy for the passion and skills (or money) he brings. If he’s on any other team, you hate him for his outspokeness and the constant need to be on TV. But you have to ask yourself whether you’d want Cuban as the owner of your team, and ultimately, the answer is yes. Who else would have a blog and let you know exactly what he’s thinking about his team?

Today, Cuban responded to an article in the Miami Herald where a reporter claims that Cuban walked up to Stern following game 5 and said, “[Bleep] you! [Bleep] you! Your league is rigged!”


Didnt happen. Didnt say a word to the man. Not a single word. And that was absolutely by intention.

Apparently this “reporter” has written he has several “sources”. Well they must be the same sources the tabloids use to find two headed babys and aliens, because it didnt happen.

Ive already blogged about and been fined for the source of my displeasure in these playoffs and there was absolutely no reason for me to say another word about it and i wont.

So there you have it folks. Straight from the horse’s mouth. He did not say anything to David Stern. As a matter of fact, he thinks the games aren’t rigged.


The games are not rigged. Thats a complete insult to the players on the court and the incredible amount of effort they put into preparing for and playing the games. All 82 regular season and post season games. The NBA couldnt rig the games if it wanted to. And it doesnt want to. Its that simple.

Like any reputable casino in the world, there’s no reason for the NBA to rig their games, they make money no matter who wins. However, something in the back of our minds keeps thinking about those Lakers-Kings series in the 90s. Now those… those were…

Links:
[Miami Herald]: Official coverup? Conspiracy theories no excuse for Dallas
[Blog Maverick]: The NBA is rigged ? Please..

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Carolina Hurricanes

Congratulations Carolina Hurricanes!

After a surprisingly tight end to the series, the Hurricanes have come out on top of the hockey world.  Their speed, toughness, and heart won the Hurricanes the first Stanley Cup in the New NHL.  (Of course, speed, toughness and heart always won in the old NHL as well.)   Edmonton almost pulled off the impossible but in the end, too much home ice, too much of a grind to fight back from being down 3-1, and too much Cam Ward sealed their fate.  

Links:
[Hurricane Season]: CAROLINA WINS THE CUP!
[James Mirtle]: Carolina Hurricanes 2006 Stanley Cup Champions
[Mike Chen]: The Last One Standing
[Covered in Oil]: Motherfucker
[You Tube]: Game 7 highlights
[You Tube]: Cup presentation

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MLB General

The Full Count: Cain isn’t able to finish the job

No-no not quite: Matt Cain of the SF Giants came close to throwing a no-hitter against the Angels last night in San Francisco. Cain went into the eighth inning without allowing a base hit until Chone Figgins lashed a clean single up the middle. Cain did give up an unearned run in the first; he walked Figgins and allowed him to steal second, where he scored on a throwing error. He struck out 10 batters, while walking four and leaving after the eighth inning of the 2-1 Giants victory. It was the fourth time in the past month  a pitcher has flirted with a no-hitter. Chris Young of the Padres (twice) and Carlos Zambrano of Cubs also flirted with destiny, only to fall short. There has not been one in the majors since Randy Johnson’s perfect game against the Braves in May of 2004.

Team Turmoil: Speaking of the Angels, what exactly are they doing out there this year? Not only are they in last place in AL West, which is possibly the worst division in baseball, but they‘re looking really bad doing it. They are last in defense in the AL with 56 errors on the season and are giving up close to one unearned run per game They recently benched Chone Figgins for lackluster play (and possibly for a reported scuffle with Adam Kennedy) and they need to find him a permanent position in the field and in the batting order. Rookie pitcher Jered Weaver, who has won his first four starts, had a 1.37 ERA and was by far the Angels best starting pitcher the past month, was sent down to the minors in favor of his older brother Jeff, who is 3-9 with a 6.02 ERA. They are sitting seven games behind the A’s and Rangers and haven’t won more than four games in a row all season.

All good things must end: The Oakland A’s ten-game winning streak took a Holliday last night. Colorado’s Matt Holliday paced the Rockies with a home run and two RBI and four Rockies pitchers combined to keep the sizzling A’s off the board, 7-0 at Coors Field. The A’s managed only seven hits and hit into four double plays. Has there been anything more predictable in baseball over the last few years than the Oakland A’s? They follow the same formula every year: get off to a horrible start, then heat up with the weather and go on some ridiculous winning streak (they once won 20 in a row), and battle to the last week of the season for a playoff spot. This all despite having a payroll in the lower half of baseball. They’ve been right on cue in 2006 as the hottest team in June with 15 wins in 18 games; and they now sit tied with the Texas Rangers for first place in the AL West.

World Series preview? Despite the lack of  interesting interleague match ups this week, a possible October preview could take place on the South Side of Chicago starting Tuesday. The Cardinals, who have been holding their own without the injured Albert Pujols, meet the defending champion Chicago White Sox at U.S. Cellular Field. The White Sox trail the Tigers in the AL Central by two games, while the Cards lead the Reds by five in the NL Central. Unfortunately, Chris Carpenter and John Garland will not be available to pitch in the series.

Team Turmoil: Part Two: Ever have your boss call you out for poor work performance in front of your co-workers? That’s one thing, but how about your owner mentioning your name for no good reason in baseball’s steroid scandal? Ken Kendrick did exactly that to Luis Gonzalez last week, telling the Arizona Republic that there “have been whispers,” that Gonzo “must have been doing something,” because of the fact that he hit 57 homers in 2001 and has not hit more than 31 in any other season. Gonzalez had to call a press conference to defend himself, saying, “the damage has already been done.” Full Count has to ask: In the wake of the Jason Grimsley debacle (in which the D-Backs have gone 2-10 since), why add fuel to the fire by calling out perhaps your most popular player and World Series hero? Perhaps because, according to USA Today, Arizona has a club option for $10 million on Gonzalez for 2007 that he doesn’t plan on paying and needs a convenient reason to justify it, just as he did with Grimsley. Kendrick also made a baffling financial move, releasing pitcher Russ Ortiz and eating 22 million dollars.

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Golf

June 20 in Sports History: Payne Stewarts final major win

In 1999: Payne Stewart sinks a dramatic 25-foot par putt to win the U.S Open at Pinehurst no. 2 in North Carolina. On a misty Sunday afternoon, Stewart held off Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods with a one-under 279. Stewart’s putt capped off one of the most memorable finishes in golf history. Mickelson, who had been up one with three to play, now needed to make par to force a playoff, but bogeyed the 72nd hole. Stewart leaned forward, pumped his fist in the air and kicked his right leg back in celebration as the putt disappeared into the hole for his second national golf championship. Sadly, it would turn out to be Stewart’s last hurrah, as he tragically died in a plane crash later that year. His winning moment was immortalized in a statue at Pinehurst.

In 1982 Tom Watson defeats Jack Nicklaus with a stunning birdie chip on the 17th hole at the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach. Watson, always known for coming close but not winning the U.S. Open, was tied for the lead with Nicklaus going into 17. With Nicklaus safely on the green and Watson in the rough, it looked liked the Golden Bear was in the driver’s seat for his fifth Open title. A confident Watson felt that he could make it and rolled the chip in for a birdie and a one-shot lead. He then birdied 18 to take his first and only national title by two strokes.