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MLB General

MLB Power Rankings Roundup for July 21 2006

We are seriously starting to doubt TSN’s ability to do their power rankings. A couple of weeks ago, they had the Twins in their number 1 spot. This week, when everyone else has the Tigers as the best team in baseball, they go with the Red Sox. Now, the Red Sox isn’t a terrible choice but when everyone else recognizes the Tigers, shouldn’t those crazy canucks see it too?

Here are your baseball power rankings by major sites this week.

Rank Sportscolumn ESPN FoxSports Sportsline USA Today TSN.ca
1 Tigers Tigers Tigers Tigers Tigers Red Sox
2 White Sox Yankees White Sox Red Sox White Sox Tigers
3 Red Sox Red Sox Red Sox Yankees Mets Yankees
4 Mets White Sox Yankees Mets Red Sox Twins
5 Yankees Mets Mets White Sox Yankees White Sox
6 Cardinals Twins Twins Blue Jays Blue Jays Blue Jays
7 Blue Jays Blue Jays Blue Jays Cardinals Cardinals Angels
8 Twins A’s Rangers Twins Twins Padres
9 A’s Cardinals Padres Angels A’s Mets
10 Padres Angels Cardinals Padres Rangers Dodgers
11-30 more more more more more more

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Philadelphia Eagles

Eagles unveil 2006 Calendar cover

For the past couple of months, the Eagles have conducted a vote on their website to choose the 2006-2007 calendar. The winner was Lora who beat out Janipher and Alyssa.

According to the Eagles:


In Lora’s cover shot, her wardrobe includes a bandana and eye-black. It was part of a new fitness-oriented theme the Eagles implemented as the cheerleaders strive to remain cutting edge in their approach.

Ummmm… whatever you say. We thought the theme was T&A. Still, this cover is pretty tame compared to last year’s lingerie calendar cover which was so hot they should’ve sold it in a brown wrapper.

Links:
[PhiladelphiaEagles.com]: Meet The Cover Girl, Lora!

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St. Louis Rams

Say goodbye to Marshall Faulk



Tearing up Xbox and FF

The Rams just announced that Marshall Faulk will have major reconstructive knee surgery and miss the 2006 season. Coach Scott Linehan said that Faulk wasn’t ready to call it quits but with so many knee injuries in the past couple of years, it’s very likely that we have seen the last of Marshall Faulk.

Most people will mention his career stats and his pro bowls. We here at Sportscolumn are focusing on one thing lately — Fantasy Football. Faulk is arguably the greatest fantasy player in the internet era. For a 3 years stretch, anyone who had Marshall Faulk on their fantasy team was guaranteed at least the playoffs. On the Greatest Show on Turf team, Faulk was a double threat to run and catch the ball for TDs. Winning your fantasy draft lottery in 2000 and 2001 meant you would take Faulk #1 and let the rest of the league sort out the next 19 picks. There was no debate.

Good luck, Marshall.

Links:
[MSNBC]: Faulk to miss season with knee surgery
[NFL.com]: Marshall Faulk player card

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MLB General

The Full Count: Life without Hillenbrand



Gibbons happier without Shea

1. Who needs Shea?: One day after Shea Hillenbrand’s outburst and subsequent dismissal from the team, the Blue Jays finally had some good news. They defeated the Yankees 5-4 in extra innings, closing the gap between the teams to 3 games. Vernon Wells hit a game-winning homer off Mariano Rivera, the first time this season that Rivera has given up a homer. For Wells it was his fourth hit of the game and 24th homer of the year. He is on pace for 42 homers and 129 RBIs on the year. But the story coming into the game was the pitching matchup between Roy Halladay and Mike Mussina, as each is a Cy Young candidate. Neither pitched extremely well, as Halladay gave up 3 runs and Mussina 4. BJ Ryan then blew his third save of the season, spoiling a chance for Halladay’s 13th victory. But the Blue Jays, who have been in third place almost the entire season, still got the much-needed win in one of their most important series of the season.

2. Take Two: The payoff game between the Detroit Tigers and Chicago White Sox would mean bragging rights for one team until they meet again on August 11. And that team was the Tigers, who won using their strength–pitching. Kenny Rogers, who had had 4 consecutive starts with 4+ earned runs, settled down in this game with 6 hits and one run allowed through six innings. Rogers barely outpitched Jose Contreras, who gave up two runs in seven innings. Contreras has now lost back to back starts after winning 17 straight decisions, the first player to do that in 68 years according to Elias Says. Chris Shelton and Ivan Rodriguez drove in runs for the Tigers, whose 2-1 win gave the team a commanding 5.5 game lead in the division. Chicago is now in danger of being passed by Minnesota, who is carrying a 7-game winning streak and is only four games behind the White Sox.

3. It’s all good in San Fran: The Giants were full of good news yesterday. Most importantly, Barry Bonds was not indicted by a grand jury for perjury. Hours later, Barry went deep for his 722nd career homerun and his 14th this season. Also, the Giants defeated the Padres 9-3 to move within one game of the division leaders. San Francisco got a near-complete game from Noah Lowry, who has been very inconsistent this year and holds a 5-6 record. They have now won 3 games in a row, which will move any team up a few places in the packed NL West. Their streak has come at a good time–the Rockies and Dodgers are struggling and the Padres aren’t playing very well either.

4. Still on top: Though the Braves have been red-hot recently , the Mets still are the division leaders by a huge margin. While Atlanta was off last night the Mets took a dozen-game lead in the division as they defeated the Cincinnati Reds 4-2 in extras. Stud starters Bronson Arroyo and Tom Glavine each allowed two runs but got a no-decision in this game. With the game tied 2-2 in the 10th, Endy Chavez hit an RBI double and then scored a run off a Carlos Beltran double. Both runs were charged to Gary Majewski, who has allowed a run in each of his three appearances since being acquired by the Reds. The Mets victory was good news for the Braves; while they fell further behind in the division they got a bit closer to the Wild Card-leading Reds.

5. Finally, some relief: The 45-50 Braves just needed some bullpen help after blowing a major-league high 20 saves this season. They finally got that on Thursday, when they traded for Indians closer Bob Wickman. The Braves just gave up a minor-league catcher to get Wickman, who has a 4.18 ERA and 15 saves on the year but should be helped by pitching in the weaker National League. In 2005 Wickman had 45 saves while only blowing 5, and for his career has 229 saves and a 3.64 ERA. At 37 years old, he is not a long term solution for the Braves, but he should help this year down the stretch. He becomes a free-agent after this year and it would be surprising for Atlanta to re-sign him.

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New York Yankees

Johnny Damon’s agent can suck it

You’d think Johnny Damon would have more things to worry about than a woman selling “Damon Sucks” bibs on ebay. (Like what the hell is going on inside A-Rod’s head.) But recently his agency, Scott Boras Corp, (currently neck and neck with Drew Rosenhaus for biggest asshole agent) decided to file a complaint against a woman selling Damon Sucks bibs on ebay.

The woman selling the bibs, Ann Sylvia, fought back with the argument that he couldn’t prove that she didn’t mean other players like Damon Hollins. Boras Corp attorney Lubner made a compromise — she couldn’t use “Johnny”, “Boston”, Red Sox”, “New York” or “Yankees” in the listing.

So the long and short of it is that Damon’s agents are a bunch of jackasses and this woman now gets a lot of free publicity for her ebay items. Good work, Lubner. Your christmas bonus this year will be a bib.

Links:

[Fox Sports]: Internet baby gear hits nerve with Damon

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Cincinnati Reds

Odds and Ends: Shackleford is cleared

A couple of weeks ago, we told you how Reds pitcher Brian Shackelford was arrested on suspicion of sexual assault in a hotel room. Today, Shackleford was completely exonerated and his attorney was told he would not be charged. No further details were available. The media likes to report on athletes getting arrested but tends not to follow up when it turns out they’re innocent. We’re just helping to clear his name.

In other news…

[SI]: Zidane suspended for three games even though he’s retired.

[Yahoo]: Duke QB suspended for plagiarism

[Sportsline]: Kentucky in trouble for recruiting violation because fans were contacting recruits on their myspace page

[The Sports Dirt]: Redskins owner Daniel Snyder starts sports-talk chain

[Sports BBQ]: Steve Nash cuts off his hair — coincidental that his wife’s name is Delilah

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MLB General

The Full Count: the Red Sox’s instant replay

1. Two days, two identical wins: The Boston Red Sox have won two games in a row in eerily similar fashions. Both yesterday’s and Tuesday’s game resulted in 1-0 wins over the Kansas City Royals. Jonathan Papelbon came on to save both games, and a Sox starter went 8 strong in each. The only difference was that the Royals collected four times the amount of hits in last night’s game than the previous one. Of course, that’s still just 4 hits. Josh Beckett won his 12th game of the year to move him into a tie with Roy Halladay for most in the majors. Despite his excellent record Beckett has somewhat struggled this year with a 4.78 ERA. He is consistently inconsistent; the type of player who will follow up 5 straight quality starts with 7 earned runs. For the signing of Beckett to pay off, he’ll have to pitch like he did last night more often.

2. 325-game winner, meet 342-game winner: It was a pitching matchup for the ages when Roger Clemens met Greg Maddux yesterday. And I mean this literally. They are a combined 83 years old. Anyway, they are two of the greatest pitchers of all time, and they are the two active leaders on the career wins list. Clemens got the better of this historic duel, winning his 343rd career game with 6 shutout innings. Maddux, who only has two wins since April, took the loss with 3 earned runs in 7 innings. Craig Biggio homered for the visiting Astros, who are still three games under .500. The Cubs would love to trade places, however, as they are 16.5 games back of the division-leading Cardinals and are in serious danger of being passed by the lowly Pirates.

3. Stop streaking, Part I: The pathetic Indians, who are 10 games under .500 despite having outscored their opponents by 34 runs on the year, had apparently had enough of two Angels streaks. They stopped John Lackey’s scoreless streak at 30.2 innings, and they also managed to stop the Angels’ win streak at 8. Lackey allowed a run for the first time in 4 starts. He had lowered his ERA to 2.69 (good for second in the AL), but allowed 5 runs to the Indians. Ben Broussard and Aaron Boone (remember him?) homered for Cleveland, who snapped a 5-game losing streak of their own. In the chaotic AL West, the Angels’ loss moved them from almost in first to third place. They are still only 1.5 back.

4. Stop streaking, Part II: The Braves were going for an all-time record, 6 games in a row with a double-digit run total. The record was 76 years old and held by a classic Yankee team, and the underachieving-until-now Braves offense was looking to break it. But the Cardinals’ best pitcher, Chris Carpenter, managed to cool off the Braves as St. Louis won 8-3. Carpenter pitched 7 innings to earn his ninth win of the season, as first-time Braves starter Jason Shiell took the loss. But the Cardinals couldn’t stop every Brave. Brian McCann homered for the 5th straight game, and red-hot Andruw Jones and Adam LaRoche both drove in runs. The Cardinals are 3.5 games ahead of the Reds in their division, while the Braves are 5 games back of the Reds for the Wild Card.

5. Bonds’ trainer to be set free: The personal trainer who was sent to jail earlier this month for refusing to testify for a grand jury is expected to be released today. Greg Anderson is the key to the perjury charges against Bonds so his lack of cooperation could mean that Bonds will only be indicted on tax evasion charges.

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New England Patriots

Belichick is a homewrecker

Bill Belichick has been named in a New Jersey divorce case as “the other man”. Vincent Shenocca has accused his wife of having an affair with Belichick for the past several years. Belichick first met Sharon Shenocca when she was a receptionist with the New York Giants.

According to Shenocca, Belichick has been sending his wife cash and expensive gifts as well as flying her to Super Bowl XXXVIII in Houston.

Mrs. Shenocca reportedly is looking at posh pads in Brooklyn, N.Y. and her husband is questioning how she can afford pricey real estate when she doesn’t work.

Yes, it seems either she won the lottery and didn’t tell her husband or she’s having an affair with somebody rich. Sadly, a google search of “Sharon Shenocca” didn’t turn up any pics. We want..no… need to know what this woman looks like.

Links:
[Boston Herald]: Belichick named `Other Man’ in nasty N.J. divorce

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Soccer

The ultimate burial ground



How much for the
mascot headstone?

A soccer team in Germany, Hamburg SV, is opening a graveyard near the stadium for…um… die hard fans. The cemetary will only have 500 plots so there’s going to be some (dammit, these puns are unintentional!) stiff competition. Fans can buy a plot for ashes in an urn for $3,150, a single grave goes for $10,000 and a two person plot for $16,000.

This might be the greatest idea for dead people since resurrection. Imagine cementaries devoted to Eagles fans or Indians fans or Cubs fans. Not only would they make tons of money, they’d be the most haunted places on earth until the teams deliver a championship. Nothing puts pressure on team management to win more than a bunch of poltergeist hanging around the team offices. Someone needs to make this happen.

Links:
[Reuters]: German soccer team plans cemetery for die-hard fans

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Toronto Blue Jays

Congratulations to Shea Hillenbrand on adopting a little girl!


Shea Hillenbrand was designated for assignment (i.e. released) yesterday after he criticized the Blue Jays for not having him in the starting lineup for the second day in a row and for failing to congratulate him on adopting a baby girl. Hillenbrand was particulatly upset with manager John Gibbons for criticizing him in front of the whole team.

According to the Toronto Star, the final straw in a strained relationship between Hillenbrand and Gibbons came when Hillenbrand wrote “This is a sinking ship” on a clubhouse chalkboard. Gibbons confronted Hillenbrand in a team meeting, called him a cancer and a coward and challenged him to a fight.


Gibby called a team meeting and then he stood up and reamed me out in front of my teammates. I’m very disappointed about what he did and I find it very unprofessional.

From the beginning of the season, there were times when I wasn’t playing and there would be no justifiable excuse. He said that if I had a problem with the team or what was going on, I should come into the manager’s office and talk to him.

But then, he would get mad at me when I did that and accuse me of being a selfish player.

The Blue Jays organization has said their version of events differ considerably but won’t elaborate on what happened.

Meanwhile, speaking about the adoption of his baby girl, Hillenbrand somehow managed to insult the reporters out of the blue.

Not one person from the front office has even come up to congratulate me. It’s all the little people like you guys. But nobody from higher up. That’s a disgrace.

Gee, Hillenbrand, I’m sure the beat reporters like to be reminded that they make no money and are just “little people” to you.

[Toronto Star]: Fired Jay blames manager

[ESPN ]: Hillenbrand cut after criticizing Jays front office