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Will Ferrell stops by ESPN to chat with some guy we’ve never seen before

Will Ferrell is a very revealing guy and we’re not just talking about his the tiny short shorts he wears in his new flick Semi-Pro. For instance, did you know he has some sick post moves, he sweats a lot and Glenn “Big Baby” Davis patterns his game after Mr. Ferrell? See, you actually can learn something from the morons on ESPN.

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Jackie Moon is both the past and the future of basketball

When it comes to movies, we really only have two criteria: 1) it must star Will Ferrell and 2) it must be about sports. Hey, we have a winner. Semi-Pro is Ferrell’s latest endeavor and we are thrilled that it’s almost time for it to hit the big screen. We’ve been staring at Ferrell’s naked, swamp sweaty body for the past couple of months now and we really, really want some more. Wait, that came out all wrong.

Are you watching this David Stern? Do you realize the kinds of ratings you’d pull down if instead of putting microphones on coaches, you invested in a halftime wrestling match between Joakim Noah and a bear? That’s money son.

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You ready to get rainforest sweaty? Swamp sweaty?

Will Ferrell convinced us long ago that he was the best thing to ever happen to sport spoof movies. First he gave us Talladega Nights, then there was Blades of Glory and now we’re finally getting a glimpse at his latest production: Semi-Pro.

Needless to say, we’ve already canceled all our February appointments in anticipation.

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[TrojanWire]: Will Ferrell’s `Semi-Pro’ Trailer

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Who would have thought that Johnny Weir likes peacocks?

We don’t usually talk about ice skating but every now and then comes along a story that epitomizes the human spirit and provides hope that all life’s challenges can be triumphed. This is one of those stories.

By now everyone knows that Hollywood has created a film which depicts the rise and fall of figure skater extraordinaire Chazz Michael Michaels, entitled Blades of Glory. It’s a riveting tale of the passion and desire that it took for Michaels to return to the sport he loves so deeply.

Here’s what a few of his fellow competitors had to say about his return to the pro figure skating circuit.