We came across this clip of THE Chuck Norris on The Worst Friggin’ Sports Show Exclamation Point and maybe we’re not completely up to speed on our world history, but we always thought it was Tim Tebow who once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling “Bang!”. But we could be wrong; after all, we are products of the public school system.
Some other gems provided by devilsrightfoot:
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read. He stares at the book and the book gives him information.
Chuck Norris is able to divide by zero
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his parents.
Chuck Norris has the best poker face. He won the 1983 World Poker Tournament, using a hand containing a ticket stub, Monopoly money, a 2 of Clubs, a 5 of Hearts, and a Green #4 card from Uno.
