Big Bengal is watching
and they’re out of Bengals fans! (Not exactly sure what that means but we like to use Seinfeld references whenever we can. )
The Cincinnati Bengals security team have set up a hotline called the Jerk Line (513-381-JERK) for people to report unruly behavios duing Bengals games. The security cameras will then zoom in and offenders will be kicked out and possibly lose their season tickets.
What’s funny about this article is that they interviewed a woman who took her 12 year old son to a game.
We told him beforehand, ‘You might see some drunk people, you might hear some F-words and swearing.’ But at the game, I thought, ‘Oh, my gosh, I’m going to mar my son for the rest of his life by having him come to this game.’ It was so bad.
Taking your son to a football game with drunks and F-bombs aren’t going to mar him for life. That ridiculous sheltering attitude is going to mar him for life. (And possibly that breastfeeding till he was 10…) A couple of drunks and curse words? So what? That’s just the extended family over for Thanksgiving.
A bunch of fat obnoxious slobs yelling out “Ben Roethlisberger is a fucking cocksucker” will do no harm. Hell, you read it on the internet everyday. Just like right now. You’re lucky no one dropped a C-bomb.
Oh, and in the same shit different day category, another Bengal gets arrested — this time for boating DUI.
Links:
[Cincinnati Enquirer]: Bengals call out jerk fans
[Cincinnati Enquirer]: Bengal charged with DUI
