Dhani Jones decided to take a girl dancing in the middle of a Miami street. Unfortunately, he was charged with a misdemeanor for obstructing traffic.
When asked to leave, the female figured it out and left, but he kept dancing in the street by himself.
Eagles fans think he should be arrested for being such a shitty linebacker. Although I guess next to Mark Simoneau, he’s practically the reincarnation of LT. There’s nothing worse than Jones doing his celebration after every tackle, especially since he doesn’t even play guitar in real life.
I’ve gone ahead and asked him what happened in Miami on his website. I doubt I’ll get a response.
By the way, via Fark comments comes this amusing anecdote about Dhani in college:
Dhani Jones was my year at U of Michigan. He was in the Residential College, which loosely translated to “artsy fartsy poetry writers.” Anyway, his answering machine message was (this was him saying it): “Don’t have a closed mind when leaving a message for Dhani Jones.
Links:
[Philly.com]: Misstep for Birds’ Jones