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Ben Johnson really needs the money



The man with no shame

How else can you explain his willingness to do ads for a new Canadian energy drink called Cheetah Power Surge. The ad goes something like this:

Frank: Ben, when you run, do you Cheetah?
Ben: Absolutely. I Cheetah all the time!

This is almost as sad as Gary Coleman doing cash call commercials or Erik Estrada trying to sell me real estate in northern California.

Media people are all over this ad campaign for being so poorly thought out. Athletes are great endorsers because people want to be champions. People don’t want to be cheaters. What’s next? Raffy Palmeiro doing commercials for a DC hotel? “Absolutely, when in Washington, I lie all the time!”

Links:
[Toronto Star]: Ben Johnson, Cheetah. Get it?
[D’Angelo Brands]: Talkshow commercial (Quicktime)

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

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