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MLB General

MLB Cost Index for Tues May 30 2006

The biggest losers this week are the A’s, who continue their awful play by losing to the Royals. The A’s have dropped to 14th in the Cost Index. That $62.3M payroll doesn’t help if it’s sitting on the DL the whole season.

** all $ are in millions.

Rank (Pv) Team 2006 Payroll GP Wins YTD Payroll Cost/Win
1 (1) Marlins $15.0 49 16 $4.54 $0.28
2 (2) Rockies $41.1 51 27 $12.95 $0.48
3 (3) Devil Rays $35.4 51 21 $11.15 $0.53
4 (5) D’backs $59.2 50 29 $18.28 $0.63
5 (4) Reds $59.5 51 28 $18.73 $0.67
6 (6) Brewers $56.8 51 26 $17.88 $0.69
7 (7) Indians $56.8 50 24 $17.53 $0.73
8 (9) Tigers $82.3 51 35 $25.91 $0.74
9 (10) Pirates $40.2 51 17 $12.67 $0.75
10 (11) Rangers $65.5 51 27 $20.61 $0.76
11 (14) Blue Jays $71.9 50 28 $22.20 $0.79
12 (13) Cardinals $88.4 51 33 $27.84 $0.84
13 (12) Padres $69.7 51 26 $21.95 $0.84
14 (8) A’s $62.3 51 23 $19.62 $0.85
15 (15) Twins $63.8 50 23 $19.69 $0.86
16 (16) White Sox $102.9 50 33 $31.75 $0.96
17 (22) Nationals $63.3 52 21 $20.31 $0.97
18 (17) Orioles $72.6 51 23 $22.85 $0.99
19 (19) Mets $100.9 50 31 $31.14 $1.00
20 (18) Phillies $88.3 50 26 $27.24 $1.05
21 (23) Dodgers $99.2 51 29 $31.22 $1.08
22 (24) Braves $92.5 51 27 $29.11 $1.08
23 (21) Giants $90.9 51 26 $28.60 $1.10
24 (20) Astros $92.6 52 26 $29.71 $1.14
25 (25) Royals $47.3 49 12 $14.30 $1.19
26 (26) Red Sox $120.1 49 30 $36.33 $1.21
27 (27) Mariners $88.3 53 22 $28.90 $1.31
28 (29) Angels $103.6 51 22 $32.62 $1.48
29 (28) Cubs $94.8 50 19 $29.27 $1.54
30 (30) Yankees $198.7 49 29 $60.09 $2.07

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MLB General

Full Count for Tues May 30 2006: Prodigal son

1. Make yourself at home: Jim Thome, playing in his second series at Jacobs Field since he used to be an Indian, gave fans a flashback to the past on Memorial Day. Thome, who hit 334 homers in his career as an Indian, hit two out on Monday, giving him 20 on the year. His two two-run shots increased his RBI total to 49, and he leads the AL in both power categories. Thome was just a part of the White Sox’s 11-0 smashing of the Indians, as Paul Konerko also homered and Javier Vasquez pitched 2-hit ball through 6 innings. The shutout was the third of the year for the Indians, who are second in the majors in scoring. The White Sox improved to 33-17, but they are still 1.5 back of the Tigers.

2. Most Important Player: Albert Pujols proved once again on Monday how valuable he has been to the Cardinals and their best-in-NL 33-18 record. With the Cardinals down 1-0 in the seventh and Astros starter Roy Oswalt out of the game, Pujols jacked his 25th homerun on the season. The three-run shot provided the Cards with their only runs of the game and showcased once again how valuable this player is. The Cardinals pitchers were efficient as usual–Jason Marquis improved to 7-4 and Jason Isringhausen got his NL-leading 17th save. The Astros–who have met the Cardinals in each of the last two NLCS–fell to 26-26 on the year.

3. Guess who’s back: Randy Johnson has struggled hugely this year for the Yankees, with no quality starts since April 23. On Monday, he showed that he can still pitch well, shutting out the Tigers in 6 innings pitched. It was the first time this year that Johnson hadn’t allowed a run, and the first time this month that he has allowed less than 4 runs. The Yankees rode Johnson to a 4-0 victory over the Tigers, who still have the major league’s best record. Detroit was held to 2 hits on the day, and this was their second loss in a row after winning 15 of 16. Meanwhile, the Yankees have won 3 in a row but they still trail the Red Sox by a game.

4. The Rockies are pitching well: That’s not a sentence you hear very often, but it was true on Monday. Jason Jennings, who’s ERA hasn’t been under 5 since his 2002 Rookie of the Year campaign, shut out the Padres. Jennings allowed only 2 hits in a complete game effort, and he was supported well by the Rockies offense. Matt Holliday hit his 12th homerun, and surprising Brad Hawpe hit his 11th. The Rockies are in third place now in the jam-packed NL West, while the Padres are just a game back of them yet tied for last. Arizona and Los Angeles are virtually tied for the division lead.

5. DL Time: 2005 AL Cy Young winner Bartolo Colon had been on the DL for more than a month now, and he is about to be joined by last year’s NL winner Chris Carpenter. Carpenter, who is on pace for numbers similar to last year’s stellar season, has had shoulder problems. He will go on the 15-day disabled list and will be replaced in the rotation by promising prospect Anthony Reyes. But the news is much worse for the Blue Jays’ AJ Burnett. He was transferred from the 15-day DL to the 60-day, which means he can’t come back until June 21. Burnett, after signing a huge contract this offseason, has only seen two starts in a Toronto uniform. However, Dodgers fans should be happy, as Eric Gagne made his final rehab start yesterday. Gagne, the record-breaking closer, earned a save for AAA Las Vegas. He is expected to be back this Thursday to fortify to Dodgers’ bullpen.

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Miami Dolphins

Odds and Ends for Mon May 29 2006: Ricky joins the Argos

Continuing with our Canadian and Miami theme today, Ricky Williams practiced with his new CFL team, the Toronto Argonauts today. It might be a holiday for those of us in the States but they’re working hard in Canada and so is Ricky Williams. The Canadian Press is reporting that Ricky is in great shape and showed excellent speed. The Argos are only paying him $240,000 CDN… The minimum rookie salary in the NFL is $275,00 US. Poor Ricky. Literally.

In other news…

[ESPN]: RIP Craig “Ironhead” Heyward

[Yahoo]: Radio mic goes dead exactly when Bonds hits 715

[MSNBC]: Beer is good! Fan waiting in line has Bonds #715 ball drop into his hands

[Sports Hooligan]: Iraqi Tennis Coach and Players Killed for Wearing Shorts

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Edmonton Oilers

You call that a hockey riot, Edmonton?

After the Oilers won the Western Conference on Saturday, 30,000 to 50,000 fans gathered on Whyte Avenue to celebrate the ol’ fashioned way. Forget shots on goal and penalty minutes, here are the important stats of the night.


15: people arrested

9: fires set with garbage, pallets, etc.

2: phone booths uprooted and destroyed

2: lights ripped apart atop a 30-foot tall light standard

1: man who urinated in crowd

1: man who fell from a guy wire

1: woman who broke her ankle

Only 15 people arrested, 9 fires set, and 1 urination? Are you kidding me? In Detroit, they set people on fire and then urinate on them to put it out. You’ve got a long way to go, Oilers fans. Perhaps you want to study this instructional video from soccer hooligans, the kings of rioting.

It just might be a warmup for the Stanley Cup so we’ll cut em some slack here. It seems the Edmonton police need some practice too.


Police kept their distance. One officer, leaning on his bicycle and watching the edge of the crowd, said he and his colleagues would be crazy to wade in. It’s not worth it. We don’t want to die.

Good luck in the Final Round, Edmonton.

Links:
[Edmonton Journal]: Hockey hooligans rampage on Whyte

[Winnipeg Sun]: Oiler fan turmoil

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Pittsburgh Steelers

Miami Vice Part 2: It’s 3:30 AM, do you know where Santonio Holmes is?



Busted!

Santonio, Santonio, Santonio… disrupting traffic, yelling profanities at a police officer, getting arrested at 3:30 AM in the morning? We can forgive all of that. Hey, you were in Miami after all. But lying to your mother? FOR SHAME!

When Patricia Brown, Holmes’ mother was told of his arrest, she said it must have been mistaken identity.


That’s news to me. I talked to him yesterday. He’s in Ohio.

We’ve all told our parents were were “at school” when we were really in an undisclosed location with some strippers, a pony keg, and an inflatable Ben Wallace doll, but we didn’t end up getting arrested by the police either. But stick to your “I was in Ohio” story, Santonio. We all know the Miami police is trying to frame you.

Links:

[Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]: Steelers top pick Holmes arrested

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Washington Wizards

Miami Vice Part 1: Gilbert is a basketball player dammit

What is it about Miami that has everyone getting arrested or robbed? (Dhani Jones, Jason Taylor, Jerome McDougal.) It’s safe to say that if you’re a professional athlete, just stay away from Miami. We understand the Miami Heat dancers are the hottest in the league but it’s probably better to just fly them to you.

On Saturday, Gilbert Arenas was arrested along with teammate Awvee Storey (who?) and charged, respectively, for resisting without violence and failure to obey a command. However, the arresting officer will probably be disciplined because he didn’t understand the rules in Gilbert Arenas’ universe.


You can’t arrest me. I’m a basketball player. I play for the Washington Wizards, and I’m not going to leave my teammate.

Ironically, just a few years ago, playing for the Wizards itself was grounds for arrest.

Links:
[Yahoo]: Arenas, Storey arrested on South Beach

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MLB General

Full Count for Mon May 29 2006: The HRs ESPN didn’t cover this weekend

1. Game of the Year: Possibly the most entertaining game of the season took place on Sunday when the Atlanta Braves faced the Chicago Cubs. The Braves set a club record with 8 team homeruns, including two by both Edgar Renteria and Adam LaRoache. They scored six runs in the first two innings to knock out first time Cubs starter Jae Ryu. Braves starter John Smoltz lasted six innings, but he gave up six runs as well. The Braves were leading 12-8 going into the 9th inning, but when Chris Reitsma is in the game it’s never over. He allowed 3 hits and 2 runs in the inning, in addition to two runs allowed by Lance Cormier. The game went to extras, where an error by Aramis Ramirez in the 11th cost the Cubs the game. Ramirez was under the infield popup, but was unable to make the grab, resulting in Ryan Langerhans making it to second. Marcus Giles drove him in, and the Braves won this battle to sweep the series. Braves reliever Oscar Villarreal won the game to improve to 7-0 on the year, and if he keeps this marvelous pace he will become the first 20-win reliever in history. The Braves have now overtaken the Phillies in the NL East, and are now only 3.5 back of the Mets for the division lead.

2. The power surge continues: The homers weren’t reserved for Wrigley Field alone yesterday. Petco Park, widely believed to be the most pitcher-friendly park in the majors, was the site of 3 of the longest 4 homeruns in its history. Though Jake Peavy and Mark Mulder were pitching for San Diego and St. Louis, this was anything but a pitcher’s duel. Mulder gave up eight runs, and Peavy six as the offenses dominated. San Diego’s Mark Bellhorn hit a 438-foot shot, believed to be the longest in park history. Albert Pujols became #2 with a 436 foot blast, his 24th of the season. And one of Josh Bard’s two homers tied the previous Petco record of 434 feet. The Padres won the game 10-8, and are in a three-way tie for 3rd in the NL West division.

3. New York State of Mind: Orlando “El Duque” Hernandez has seen his share of major league teams in recent years. He has bounced around from the Yankees to the White Sox to the Diamondbacks, and now he’s with the Mets. In his first start with the team he pitched five innings and allowed three runs, but that was good enough for the victory against the atrocious Marlins. Carlos Beltran helped power the Mets offense with his 14th homerun. Beltran has been on fire recently and has hit 10 round trippers in May alone. The Mets won 7-3 to achieve their 30th victory of the season, while the Marlins have half of that total.

4. No one cares about 715: Barry Bonds finally hit his 715th homerun yesterday against Colorado, but nobody outside of San Francisco really cared. The serious overhype of Bonds by ESPN in addition to his completely untrustworthy, self-serving personality contributed to 715 becoming just another story. This is completely unlike Hank Aaron’s 715, as most sports fans can remember where they were when Hank broke the record. But every sports fan has tired out of the Bonds story, as he has taken more than a week to hit each of his last two homers. Outside of the 42,935 people that packed AT&T Park yesterday, true baseball fans care more about other stories than Barry Bonds’ homerun total. So now Bonds is 40 behind Hank Aaron’s 755, but can he break that? Unless he goes to an AL team where he can DH, the answer to that question is no.

5. Let’s go to extras: The unanticipated Houston-Pittsburgh series ended up giving us two very entertaining games. Saturday’s matchup went an incredible 18 innings, and Sunday’s contest went to extras too. Down 4-0 in the 9th, the Astros rallied to tie the game. Then, in the 10th, Preston Wilson finally ended the game and the series with an RBI single. The combined time of these last two games was 8 hours and 54 minutes.

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College Basketball

Bye-bye phone for Kelvin

Because Kelvin Sampson couldn’t stop using the phone at Oklahoma, the NCAA has banned Kelvin Sampson from taking any recruiting trips or making phone calls for one year. We’re not talking about a handful of impermissible calls. We’re talking 577 of them.

Even though Sampson won’t be taking any trips soon, he is lucky to have a job. There was a clause in his contract with IU that they could fire him without pay if the NCAA sanctions were tougher than the ones OU self imposed. Sampson says that he “learned an invaluable lesson” — just text message!

This is how the phone call from the NCAA to Kelvin Sampson informing him of the punishment should have gone.

Bye-bye, phone, for Kelvin.

No more phone for you. Your phone privileges are cut off.

I’m gonna write that down and put it on the fridge.

That’s the new rules in the house. I’m gonna take the old rules off
and put new rules up.

You gonna listen to me when I tell you to do something.

We gonna put new rules up.
We gonna put rules up. Rules up.

Rules. Rules.

One, ‘Kelvin cannot use the phone.’
Two, ‘Kelvin cannot… ‘

Since you’re such a smart motherfucker, you can’t go outside anymore either.

Cannot go outside ever again.

Now, put the rules up, Kelvin. You abide by my rules and my regulations, goddamn it. And the rules say ‘No phone and no outside.’

And I don’t give a fuck if the motherfucking house is burning down. If I come home and a fireman putting the house out, I say: ‘How you find out the house was burning?’

‘We got a call from Kelvin’, I kick your motherfucking ass.

Links:
[USA Today]: NCAA imposes recruiting ban on Indiana coach Kelvin Sampson
[IndyStar.com]: Shame on IU’s AD, president

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Chicago Cubs

Odds and Ends for Fri May 26 2006: Barrett gets 10 game suspension

Michael Barrett was suspended for punching A.J. Pierzynski in the jaw after a home plate collision. Most major leaguers would give Barrett a bonus for punching A.J., one of the most hated athletes in sports but MLB decided a 10 game ban was in order.

In other news…

[ESPN]: Amare to change jersey number from No. 32 to No. 1

[Reuters]: Timmy Smith (most rushing yard in a Super Bowl) gets 2 1/2 years in jail for selling cocaine

[Lingering Bursitis]: Liveblogging the disappearance of integrity [both ESPN’s and my own]

[XM MLB Chat]: Bonds fatigue: Even the Giants’ local market cares 37% less than it did 2 years ago

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High School Sports

Sportsmanship is alive and well in Connecticut



Thinks there’s a BCS
in high school sports

The Connecticut Interscholastic Athletic Conference has instituted a rule that any football coach who runs up the score and wins by more than 50 points will be suspended for the next game. The CIAC claims it’s been looking into this rule for the last couple of years but apparently it’s all because of one coach, New London’s Jack Cochran.

During a game when his team was up 60-0, Cochran called a timeout right before the half, ostensibly to get another score in. (This might be the biggest dick move since Buddy Ryan ordered Randall Cunningham to fake a kneel down against the Dallas Cowboys.) That angered the opposing coach so much that he hit a security guard and a New London assistant coach and was arrested. So now, the football mercy rule is known unofficially as the “Jack Cochrane rule”.

Football committee chairman Leroy Williams explained the need for the rule.


Try to explain that to kids. When you get someone down, you don’t have to kick them. The key thing to remember is, it’s about the quality of the game. It’s about teaching kids right from wrong. It’s about the game of life and that’s how we had to look about it.

Actually, if it’s one thing we learned from watching amateur sports like college football and Bob Stoops over the years, it’s that you should always run up the score whenever possible because that’s how you come out a winner!

Links:
[Boston.com]: Connecticut group flags high school routs