John Daly’s wife Sherrie decided to celebrate the 6th anniversary of their meeting by assaulting him with a steak knife and clawing up his face. Big John showed up Saturday with a scratched up face. According to the sheriff’s department, he called them to report an assault by his wife on Friday night. The couple met six years ago at the St. Jude Classic and married 53 days later. Unfortunately for John, in redneck circles, the 7th anniversary is known as the “chainsaw anniversary”. Watch out big guy.
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[Chron.com]: Nugget JR Smith injured in SUV accident
[KOAA]: Two Trinidad men are accused of murder after arm wrestling match
[AJC]: Georgia Bulldogs football: running a tight ship since… never
[Sports By Brooks]: He’s an actor so maybe he can act like she doesn’t look like a man
[TrojanWire]: Who the hell is Charlie Weisu?
[James Mirtle]: Probably best not to read this article if you don’t like Gary Bettman