With rumors ferociously swirling around a potential Brett Favre comeback, everyone is now buzzing about the possibilities. “Are we going to get one more year of horribly timed interceptions?” “Will we get one more season of John Madden slobbering over No. 4?” “Could we still see another euphoric sprint to the end zone?” Who knows. Actually, Tirico Suave knows and they’ve come up with a pair of headlines from the distant future regarding the NFL’s ironman. As indicated, Favre will die at the age of 89, but that still doesn’t mean his playing days are over.
In other news…
[NYDailyNews.com]: “Hey, Madonna, whatcha doing tonight?”
[MMAMania.com]: Next up for Urijah Faber is Mike Brown
[The Big Lead]: Thank goodness, she looks nothing like her father
[Throwdown.com]: Rampage is practicing his gangsta rap poses
[Awful Announcing]: Dickie V is just like the rest of us. He’s smitten with Erin Andrews too
[The Wizard of Odds]: Art of the cupcake schedule
[Home Run Derby]: Ooh-la-la. Dodgers coconut bra
[ESPN]: Extraordinary piece on the impact of Len Bias’ life and death
[The Bad News Bloggers]: Top 10 reasons the NFL salary cap must stay in place
[FBKid’s Sports Minute]: It’s never too early to start thinking about fantasy football breakout players
[The Sporting Blog]: Weeeeeeeees and pees
And finally, “ringing the bell,” huh? So, that’s what you kids call it these days.