Posted on Wed Mar 05, 2008 at 11:04:43 AM EST in MLB
More on: Stephen Horner, Rockies, Ladies Night, court, stupid (all tags)

Apparently Stephen Horner isn't single and on the prowl. How do we know? Well, Horner is single-handedly trying to destroy the very thing that helps unhitched dudes become uncontrollably gitty and simultaneously sucks their wallets completely void of cash. Of course, we're talking about "Ladies Night."

Horner went to a Colorado Rockies game last year and came across some people handing out free coupons for "Ladies Night" meaning women could get into Coors Field for free at a future game. As you would expect, Horner wanted one and was denied because, well, he has a penis and is clearly not a woman. And as you would expect, Horner started crying like a two-year-old.

Horner says he was upset and took the issue up the management chain. "I felt like I got a bad deal. My rights were genuinely denied," he said.

Here's where things go goofy. Horner filed a gender discrimination claim and the `man' ruled in his favor!

The director issued a Probable Cause determination and ordered the two sides to go through mediation. v The Rockies claim it was their intent to offer the vouchers to anyone who asked for them.

The Rockies can appeal the decision. Their spokesperson says it is premature to comment on the decision or if the Rockies will discontinue the promotion.

Horner better not be listed in the white pages because if the Rockies or any other establishment does away with "Ladies Night" because of his whining, his crib is defiantly getting T.P.'d. Shhh, you didn't hear it from us.

Links:
[MyFoxColorado.com]: Man Fights Ladies' Nights at Coors Fields

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