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Who are people smoking crack with Whitney Houston, Alex?

We surveyed about every single mock draft out there and it’s a virtual lock that Reggie Bush will be taken #1 overall. However, we did find 3 sites that have the Texans taking someone else with the #1 pick. We’re scratching out heads wondering if they are genius or fools.

[FF Live Wire]: 1. Houston Texans – Mario Williams DE North Carolina State: The Texans will surprise many of the casual NFL specatators on April 29th when they pass up on Reggie Bush. RB Domanick Davis is fifth in total yardage among all running backs in the last three years who have played a minimum of eleven games each season. The Texans have also recently given Domanick Davis a $21.1 million contract extension. Reggie Bush’s talent can not be denied but will it cross over to the NFL in a successful manner? Many believe so but the Texans will make the right decision and draft the next Julius Peppers.

[NFL Smackdown]: 1. Houston – Mario Williams
DE NC State – It’s still looking like Williams will be their guy, since affordability is a question surrounding Bush. Plus, Davis is good enough for the Texans and Coach Kubiak.

[NFL Fans]: 1. Houston – D’Brickshaw Ferguson OT Virginia – For its entire existence Houston has been handicapped with a subpar offensive line lacking an anchor on the left side. With D’Brick, that problem is solved in one smooth stroke – which should allow David Carr, one of the most sacked QB’s in the league due to poor line play, the chance to finally flourish in the NFL.

Too bad you can’t bet on the NFL Draft.

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Reggie Bush joins Adidas "uprising"

Sure there’s a new report today about transcipts that tie Reggie Bush to the shady wannabe sports agency called New Era Sports & Entertainment but like he said, “it’s no big deal.” Especially when he knows it will absolutely have no effect on his draft status or his ability to sign big money endorsement deals.

On Wednesday, Bush signed a multi-year contract with Adidas that is reportedly worth $1 million a year to promote football apparel and launch a cleat in 2007. It’s not exactly LeBron money but kids don’t walk around the halls wearing football cleats either.


It’s going to be a great, long relationship. Adidas is on the uprise, and I want to be part of it.

This is just the appetizer for his big pay day on Saturday. The Texans have narrowed the choice to Reggie Bush or Mario Williams with the first pick and there is no way Bush drops past 2 in the draft. Based on last year’s numbers, he will get at least $20 million in guaranteed money.

Links:

[Yahoo]: Reggie Bush Signs Adidas Endorsement Deal

[NY Post]: Bush could lose Heisman

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Computer is smarter than your head coach



Hello Barry Switzer

The mad scientists at End Game Technologies have come up with a computer model, ZEUS, that can correctly pick the next play to run. Using data from NFL game logs and the current situation, the computer can run a million game simulations and tell the coach which play he should call next that will result in the highest game winning opportunity.

Here’s an example:


Coaches often lose sight of this goal by focusing on points rather than the statistical expectation of winning. Points certainly matter in an NFL game, but not all points have the same value.
Consider a team trailing by 2 points on the last play of the game at their opponents 2 yard line: the extra 4 points that come with a touchdown in lieu of a field goal have no value whatsoever. The field goal is the optimal GWC choice. In this simple example, if the team went for the TD and succeeded they would still be charged with a large blunder even though it didn’t affect the outcome of the game. This is because the chosen play will lose on average. ZEUS focuses on the methodology of optimal play-calling not the short term results.

They are quick to stress that ZEUS is intended to be a coaches aide and not a replacement. Considering the salaries that coaches make, you can believe that these units won’t ever make it into team headquarters. However, we see a future where every football analyst has one of these bad boys and plugs in the data for critical decision and god help the coach that makes the wrong call. Basically, everytime your boneheaded coach makes a dumb call, you’ll know about it.

This article on this site about onsides kicks supports what we’ve been saying for years: the onsides kick is severely underutilized. This is purely our own thinking… Let’s say your team has just scored and needs the ball back with 1:59 to go. You have two time-outs left. If you kick off and stop them at the 20 yard line, so what? If they get a first down, you’re done. Now, let’s say you onside kick. If you recover, well, great. (ZEUS says there’s a 25% recovery chance.) If not, the opposing team has the ball at, say, your 45 yard line. If they get a first down, you’re done. So what’s the difference between your defense having to stop them on your 45 or their 20? Sure, you have less field to goal if you force them to punt from their 20, but the biggest factor in this situation isn’t the field position, it’s possession. Why not give yourself the extra 25% chance of getting the ball back right away?

Back to ZEUS…

The company states that over a course of the season, callign the correct PAT and 4th down play can result in an increase between .6 and 1.25 wins . They also claim that ZEUS can help make decisions regarding the GWC (game winning chances) of the #1 ranked kicker vs the #32 ranked kicker. So no more terrible contracts and overvaluing of players by GMs.

Of course, if any of this comes to pass, football won’t nearly be as fun to watch. If we can’t second guess and curse at the coaches, who are we going to blame for our team losing again? Oh yeah, the refs.

(Story via Fark.com)

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[Science Daily]: New Computer Model Of Football Can Help NFL Coaches Call The Next Play, Evaluate Playe

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What no one needs: More Peter King



Peter King joins NBC’s
Football Night in America

The New York Post is reporting that Peter King is going to be NBC’s Football Night in America’s information man. We’re not sure but we think that’s the Chris Mortensen role from Monday Night Countdown. By the way, were the suits at NBC trying to come up with the most awkward name possible for their MNF pregame show? Well, they certainly succeeded.

If you don’t know who Peter King is, consider yourself lucky. He’s the football “expert” who ranks below this pussy on the list of people we’d look to for insight on the NFL. Here are some of King’s greatest hits from last year. (SI is at least smart enough to not post his complete archives, even if they won’t get rid of him.)

  • On the Chargers-Colts matchup in week 15: Chargers hearts got ripped out last week. Indy steams toward history. Yes, Peyton plays 60 minutes. Well, at least he got 1 out of 3 right — Peyton did play 60 minutes.
  • After the Eagles got trounced by Dallas in week 5: Philly will go 4-1 in those games and inch toward home-field advantage through the NFC playoffs. Again. The home-field the Eagles got last year was watching the playoffs from their couches.
  • Favre is 36 now. Twice since 1997 he’s had back-to-back games with seven touchdown passes or more. He’s on one of those streaks right now. Just when you think the guy’s ready to go down the tubes, he’s back, playing like it’s 1997. After that game, Favre threw 8 TDs and 21 INTs.

It’s not just the bad predictions, everyone makes bad predictions; Peter King’s columns can be put together the way the manatees put together the Family Guy episodes on the latest South Park. Except instead of a million idea balls, all you would need to generate Peter King thoughts are: Patriots, Brady, great, Montclair Field Hockey, Belichick, awesome, Legend, starbucks latte, Parcells, my daughter, one in a lifetime, New England, greatest. That’s it. Bridget Moynahan must be the most understanding woman in the world to allow Peter King to fellate Tom Brady throughout the football season.

Now we get to hear more of his bloviating on Monday Night. Wonderful.

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NFL announces flexible scheduling



T.O. in Philly on Christmas day

Remember all the boring games last year on Sunday night? The NFL is trying to do away with those by having a flexible schedule for Sunday games from week 10 on. (The sole exception will be Week 16 which is Christmas day so no games will be switched.)

Sunday games will be listed with either a 1:00 or 4:00 start time and then at least 12 days prior to the game, the NFL will announce which games will be played on Sunday night. CBS and NBC will each have the option to protect 5 games during those weeks so the NFL network won’t steal the best games every week.

This is a great move by the NFL because now we won’t be subjected to boring games between teams that have no stake in the playoff race. Coupled with not having to listen to Mike Patrick, Joe Theisman, and Paul Maguire, Sunday nights should be fun again.

The NFL will also announce the full season schedule this Thursday at 2PM EST. They are taking a page from CBS’s Selection Sunday show. I’m not sure that it’s as intriguing as the brackets but most football junkies will be tuning in to see the matchups, even though we’ll see the schedule online within minutes. The talking heads will take us through the compelling matchups like T.O. and the Cowboys visiting Philly on Christmas day.

Links:
[AP]: NFL unveils plans for Sunday night TV
[NFL.com]: NFL.com and NFL Network to unveil regular-season schedule

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No Fun League at it again


The NFL is cracking down on freedom of endzone speech by banning any celebrations that include going to the ground or using the football as a prop. NFL owners voted 29-3 on the measure. The three teams to vote against it were Dallas, Philadelphia, and Tampa Bay. It’s obvious why Dallas voted against it but who in Philly or TB has any TD celebrations?

The Cincinnati Enquirer ranked Chad Johnson’s TD celebrations last year. According to the new rules, 4 of his top five (reviving the football, the proposal, Santa Chad, and the putt) would be illegal. Only the Riverdance (which is definitely his best one) would still be allowed.

Other rule changes approved are: expansion of the no horse collar tackle rule, tightened restrictions on hitting QBs below the knees, and, the most imporant, allowing down-by-contact plays to be reviewed. The referee will also only have 60 seconds to review a play instead of the current 2 minutes.

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[San Jose Mercury News]: Owners set limits on TD celebrations
[NFL.com]: NFL curtails end-zone celebrations

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NFL announces first weekend of national games

The full schedules don’t come until next week but the NFL has announced the opening weekend national games.

To kick off the season, Miami will visit Pittsburgh. It seems that this new tradition usually has a team being sent to slaughter against the defending Super Bowl champs. The Steelers get their rings and the fans get to enjoy a win at home. (Yes, I’m already picking this game 6 months out.)

T.O. gets his national exposure in a Dallas uniform right off the bat as Dallas at Jax is the nationally televised game on Fox on opening weekend. The Sunday night game will feature the battle of the Mannings. I guess the league figures they won’t ever meet in the Super Bowl so might as well get it out of the way early and use the story line while they can.

For the first time, there will be a doubleheader on Monday Night Football. Right now the matchups (Vikings at Redskins, and Chargers at Raiders) don’t much excite me. The NFL couldn’t find a better draw than Brad Johnson vs Mark Brunell in one game and Aaron Brooks vs Philip Rivers in the other?

Finally, the NFL network will kick off its coverage (please god, let it be without Bryant Gumble) with the third Thanksgiving Day game, Denver at Kansas City. The other two games are Miami and Detroit and Tampa Bay at Dallas. Another national spotlight for T.O.

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[NFL.com]: Five games featured on opening weekend, three games on Thanksgiving

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More NFL player moves you should know about


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Shocking news: Marcus Vick is an idiot

This story probably won’t get the press that it deserves. Mainly because Vince Young set the bar so low with his incredible 6 on the Wonderlic test. NFL Draft Almanac is reporting that Marcus Vick only scored an 11 on the wonderlic test (via Badjocks.com).

Vince Young is a singular talent that teams will take high in the draft despite his low score. Marcus Vick on the other hand, will be lucky to get a job at the McDonald’s drive-thru window by this time next year.

You know, maybe he wasn’t guilty for serving alcohol to underage girls. Maybe he simply didn’t know that 18 was less than 21.

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Five NFL player moves you should know about

The beginning of the NFL free agency period created quite a splash with Edge going to Arizona. However, this week there were plenty of moves. Here are five important ones.