You know, it’s hard out there for a sportswriter. All the ladies throw themselves at professional athletes while you are left with the dregs after last call. Plus, by an large, sportswriters are ugly as hell or fat from the free buffets. So what’s a poor middle-aged balding sports writer in the UK supposed to do?
A journalist invited three young women to his home and drugged their chocolate dessert in the hope of sex, Croydon Crown Court heard.The Daily Telegraph writer Christopher Davies, 58, laced their chocolate desserts with diazepam, a type of Valium, it was claimed.
[One guest] claims Mr Davies entered her bedroom wearing a t-shirt and underpants and started stroking her hair and kissing the top of her head.
Davies is claiming that he didn’t intentionally do it and the drugs must have accidentally dropped in the pudding while he was preparing it. Right. And he accidentally lost his pants and started stroking the guest’s hair when trying to tuck her in.
Hey listen, if all she suffered was some kidding and stroking of the hair, she is pretty lucky. This could have turned out with Davies yelling down to her, “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
Links:
[Steroid Nation]: UK bad boy sportswriter uses performance enhancing drugs to bury his lead
[Metro UK]: Journalist ‘drugged’ guests’ pudding
