Endorsement deal coming up
Vancouver Canuck Brent Sopel enters the stupid injury hall of fame after he got a back spasm while bending down to pick up a cracker. He missed the morning practice and the epic 4 OT game last night between the Canucks and the Stars. That’s gotta be the weakest injury since Marty Cordova missed a game because he spent too much time under a tanning bed.
What? Were you expecting a Chris Rock joke?
In other news…
[AOL Sports]: Jason Whitlock: “I’m calling for Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, the president and vice president of Black America, to step down.”
[Sports by Brooks]: So that’s what Elizabeth Shue has been up to
[Flash Warner]: Would it really make a difference if the Raiders had an easy schedule?
[AOL Fanhouse]: Super-Gangsta Stu Scott says calling a woman a Ho is “affectionate”. And when we call Stu a douchebag, it’s a term of endearment.
[Egotastic]: Will Ferrell + Jenna Fischer in a corset = awesome. (via Mr. Irrelevant)
And finally, two different takes on Drew Bledsoe’s retirement. This one is nice. This one is just mean.
One reply on “Odds and Ends: Watch out for the crackers!”
HAHAHAHA… — that was the greatest story ever!!!
that has to be at the top of the list of the DUMBEST injuries of all time.