Terrell Owens is going to release a children’s book called “Little T Learns to Share” in November. This is perfect as who would understand kids better than someone with the emotional maturity of a 6 year old.
Sometimes real newspaper reports end up sounding like an Onion article and this is no different.
It’s about a a young boy learning the value of sharing.
Little T, the title character, refuses to share his football at first but later realizes he can’t enjoy his new ball without friends.It’s the first book of T.O.’s Timeout Series. The second book, Little T Learns What Not to Say is due in spring 2007, and the third one, Little T Learns To Say I’m Sorry comes out fall 2007. The other topics haven’t been determined.
Here are some of our suggestions:
- Little T Learns How to Spot a Rat
- Every team starts with Little T
- Little T has 25 million reasons to live
- Little T isn’t pointing fingers but it’s the quarterback’s fault
Links:
[Dallas Morning News]: T.O. and kids? Book it
