Otis! My Man!
Well, US Weekly has made it official: Andy Roddick and Maria Sharapova are dating. This has been speculated since January so it’s not really news. However, we point you to this photo of them on some red carpet thing. Have you seen two celebrities with more awkward smiles? They look like Boon and Otter when they stepped into the Dexter Lake Club and realize they’re the only white people there.
In other news…
[Sign On San Diego]: Leno grills Landis, who offers another theory on drug test
[Fox Sports]: NFL picks Goodell to replace Tagliabue
[USA Today]: Ex-NBA All-Star Eddie Johnson accused of sexually assaulting 8-year-old girl
[SI]: Wie blamed caddie for being unable to make clutch putts…
[MSNBC]: Parcells scolds media about T.O. injury
[homegame]: Why Bill Belichick’s Aunt is Not His Uncle
