Ron Mexico strikes again
Ahhh those crazy minor league baseball teams and their attempts to get people to their ballparks. Tonight, the Newark Bears are hosting Britney Spears Baby Safety Night where information about baby safety will be handed out as fans dressed as babies, bringing baby toys or an actual baby will get in for free. In the spirit of Britney’s white trash hitting it big story, lottery tickets will be given out to the first 2000 fans.
No word on when ‘How-not-to-be-a-disgusting-ho-with- herpes-by-the-time-you’re-15 Jamie Lynn Spears Night’ is.
In other news…
[ESPN]:NFL debuts ref’s ugly new uniforms
[MSNBC]: Dateline’s Stone Phillips investigates how Terrell Owens could be the silent killer of your children!
[Pittsburgh Post Gazette]: Big Ben’s comeback is right on track
[NY Post]: Bill Laimbeer says he could have done a better job than Larry Brown
[NBC4]: San Jose football player arrested for robbing people via craigslist
[The Oregonian]: Akili Smith is waiting for a call
[Phillyville]: Could the Phils end up with the NL Wild Card?
