The Duke lacrosse rape scandal is no laughing matter… unless of course it is a laughing matter. This is what I love about satire sites, they’ll cross any line.
[The Brushback]: Pro-Rape Activists Stage Counter Demonstration On Duke Campus
[The Onion]: Duke University Equestrian Team Hoping To Avoid Investigation Into Their Sex Scandal. “We’ve done nothing wrong, veterinarians will find no evidence—DNA or otherwise—showing that horses have been assaulted, and of course no charges have been filed.”
[Sports Pickle]: Brett Favre issued an ultimatum to the Green Bay Packers today, saying he won’t return to the team unless they show they are dedicated to making a playoff run by improving the team’s vastly underperforming quarterback position.
[Sportsgoons]: Barry Bonds is annoying management and teammates by reporting daily on every detail of ESPN reporter Pedro Gomez’s life.
[The Log Ride]: Johnny Damon Vows to Grow Uni-brow in Protest of Facial Hair Policy
