Someone slap this guy
How much would you pay to slap Stu Scott? $1000? $2000? Well folks, you can get a chance next weekend when ESPN The Weekend invades Disney World. The event is included with regular admission so it doesn’t cost you more to meet a bunch of pretty decent sports celebrities.
The list of athletes is very football heavy because those guys have nothing to do right now. Lots of current all-pros and a couple of “Legends”, Kenny Stabler and Jerry Rice. There are no current basketball players but it’d be great to go up to Karl Malone and ask him, Scottie Pippen-style, “I thought you didn’t deliver on Sundays?”. And you can hit on Amanda Beard.
Finally we have the ESPN personalities. If you attended and slapped Stu Scott on camera, I’m pretty sure you’d never have to buy yourself a drink in this country again. Please someone make it happen.
[Disney Blog]: ESPN The Weekend, Lineup announced
