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Philadelphia Phillies

Kyle Kendrick would have probably prefered a shaving cream pie to the face

So the Phillies went balls to the wall, pulling out all the stops in order to pull a fast one on Kyle Kendrick and it worked like a charm.

The ol’ `traded to a Japanese baseball league’ gag works every single time.

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ESPN slips deeper into the toilet

We know that ESPN has a ton of time to kill every week, so we can understand all the greatest highlight gimmicks and even the contest to determine the hottest athletes, but we have no idea what Bullseye Ball is. Nor do we want to after seeing who its champion is.

On second thought, it might not be the most glamorous segment ever on ESPN, but anything that keeps Stu Scott off the screen can’t be all that bad.

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Kimbo Slice has a HUGE coming out party in his hometown

If you don’t know who Kimbo Slice is then head to YouTube and search the name. He’s easily one of the most intimidating and scary individuals to ever emerge in the world of MMA. On Saturday, he stepped into the cage for just his third professional fight and crushed the bar room brawler Tank Abbott in an EliteXC main event from Miami. Slice likes his fights short and sweet and Saturday was no different. All it took was 43 seconds for Kimbo to prove “he’s got more game than a wildlife preserve.”

Next stop UFC!

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NFL General

Forget a pool; we want Super Bowl XLII in our backyard

This world is full of incredibly creative and talented people, but sometimes their skills get utilized in the wrong ways. For instance, here’s a clip of some dudes who could probably get any jobs they want when it comes to design, art, modeling, etcetera, etcetera. But instead they spent who knows how many hours recreating the Pats/Giants Super Bowl in their backyard. Good thing for time-lapse video.

Don’t get us wrong, we’d love to have something like that complimenting our backyard landscape, but with the spare bedroom looking like The Shoe, we’re kind of afraid it might be just a wee bit overboard.

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New England Patriots

Weird Al’s "Eat It" just got topped

Call us crazy, but even as kids we weren’t digging Michael Jackson’s jams. While all our friends were sporting a single glove and the red, zippered jacket from hell, we were watching reruns of The Monkees on Nickelodeon. But we finally found reason to like Jackson’s music some 20 years later. Well, it’s not exactly his music, but this video wouldn’t have been possible without him. Oh, and Bill Belichick being a big, fat, hairy cheater played a role too.


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Phoenix Suns

Shaq stars in "Plays of Our Lives"

Until Shaquille O’Neal takes to the court for Phoenix and proves he’s got a little Kareem in him like everybody seems to think, there are going to be plenty of doubters who feel the Suns got raw-dogged in the deal. But, for better or worse, the deal is done. We just didn’t realize exactly how much drama went into getting Shawn Marion to South Beach and Shaq into the desert.

Did Marion just say “I’m a man“??

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All Other Sports

If the Sonics had Jayshaun Agosto they’d have at least 35 wins by now

It feels like we’ve been hearing about O.J. Mayo since Ronald Regan was in office and the kid is just now a freshman in college. Well, go ahead and etch Jayshaun Agosto into your memory because in l5 years or so he’ll be making LeBron James say “Ewwwwww-weeeeee!”

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NFL General

For some strange reason Chris Berman wants to cover the CFL

Apparently ESPN is yanking all the instant classic clips of Chris Berman off YouTube. But don’t think for a second they can kill our fun. If you ask us, the Chris Berman off-air rant has become a cult classic and there will always be a gem rising to the surface. Here’s the latest leak we could find, enjoy it while it lasts.

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Orlando Magic

Dwight Howard is going to suck the oxygen outta the building on Saturday

Everybody and their mother knows Dwight Howard was robbed at last year’s slam dunk competition. Luckily, he’s getting another shot at the crown this year and according to his practice sessions, he’s gotta be the favorite.

If you think those are some sick dunks, can you imagine what the kid could do if he actually got to raise the rim to 12 feet? Unfortunately, we might never know because for the second straight year the NBA has denied his request to raise the rim an additional two feet.

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General Sports

Bob Knight might be retired, but he still hates the zebras

Without any kids to yell at anymore, Bob Knight just doesn’t seem to know what to do with his time nowadays. In fact, the General is apparently getting so bored sitting around the Knight estate that he decided to try his hand comedy, making an appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno in a referee shirt. Not odd enough for you? What if we told you the cantankerous one is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.