A real American hero
The folks over at Bad Idea Blue Jeans have dug up a Yankees questionnaire response from Mickey Mantle that, if authentic, would be the most hilarious response to a company survey ever. It sounds like it should have been a Seinfeld episode with George trying to cover up the response.
Mantle was asked to reminisce about his playing career for the 50th anniversary of Yankees stadium in 1973. Under “I consider this my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium”, Mantle wrote:
I got a blow-job under the right field bleachers by the Yankee bull pen.
It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn’t fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said don’t ask me, I’m no cock-sucker.
Mickey Mantle is the best Yankee player ever.
If you compare the signature on the questionaire and an actual Mickey Mantle signature (or here), it looks like it could be the real deal. Although it sounds more like something Charles Bukowski would write.