This is seriously
one of the sickest old men man ever and he’s exactly why parents need to keep an eye on their kids at all times when attending a ball game.
A man whose trial two years ago made public a long-held fetish for drinking the urine of young boys has surfaced again in the Columbus area.
And according to complaints filed with Dublin police, his fetish still has him helpless to resist it. …
Official reports indicate he has been observed putting Saran wrap on toilet seats in public, sports-related venues with the apparent intent to drink any urine collected there.
It was that practice that drew Patton to the attention of Gahanna authorities in 2006. During his trial, authorities said he collected urine from boys at a movie theater — and at times even paid for it.
Seriously, not even Herbert the Pervert would do something that gross.
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