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Indianapolis Colts

The Peyton Manning backlash begins


OLine’s fault

As expected, the “Peyton Can’t Get It Done” columns and blog entries are in full force today as the Colts QB (now 3-6 in the playoffs) choked away his best chance at a Super Bowl appearance. The worst part is that he came out in his post-game interview and threw his OL under the bus by saying they had “protection problems”. We’ll see how well they protect his $98M-whining-choking-ass next year.

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NFL General

Peter King is an idiot

I guess it’s part of my job to read every fat blowhard that writes a column for a national magazine but I want to gouge my eyes out whenever I have to read Peter King. From today’s Monday Morning Quarterback column:


New England is out of it. Startling. I was convinced they’d make a real run at a fourth Super Bowl.

Ummmm…. maybe that’s because you’re a moron who spends half your season living as a barnacle on the ass of Belichick? And of course, the other half is spent servicing Tom Brady.


The best two teams in football, out of the race in a 17-hour span. It’s why we all watch.

Perhaps the fact that Denver handily beat NE and Indy choked again proves they’re not the two best teams in football? Why don’t you go write another article about Montclair Field Hockey, you ass clown.

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NHL General

Hockey attendance in November best in league history

Reports of Hockey’s demise have been premature.  Games are drawing an average of 16,818 fans, which is about 91% of capacity and 24 out of 30 teams are even or better than their attendance from 2003.  The top increases are in Pittsburgh, with Sidney Crosby bringing em in, and Tampa Bay, even though they unceremoniously dumped their Stanley Cup winning captain.  Compare this to the NBA where attendance is down for 15 of the 30 teams, which Philly. Portland and Minnesota suffering the most.

[FoxSports]: Ticket sales show NHL’s back after lost season

[Sportsfilter]: NHL Attendance for November Best in League History

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Indiana Pacers

Artest for Magette off again

Despite Al Harrington’s big mouth, the Artest for Magette trade won’t happen because the Pacers are concerned with his left foot. Despite his ability to both write and paint with it, the Pacers are concerned that he might be be able to be reactivated this season due to a tendon problem. This leaves basically only the Golden State Warriors as possible suitors.

[SFGate.com]: Flirting with Artest

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NFL General

Detroit is trying too hard

You know the guy at the bar who is obviously trying too hard? Well, that’s Detroit. The Detroit SB XL Host Committee commissioned a panel of local experts to list the top 40 moments in Detroit sports history. Hey, look, we’re not just about Palace brawls, the Tigers, and Matt Millen! We’ve got 40, count ’em, 40 (!) great moments.

I don’t know. When you have to list Lions’ 12-4 season in 1991, when they didn’t even make the Super Bowl, that’s pressing.

[Detroit Free Press]: Super Bowl salutes Motowen sports’ top 40

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Washington Redskins

Athletes never get special treatment

I guess the Miami judicial system didn’t expect the Washington Redskins to make the playoffs either. The trial of Sean Taylor for pointing a gun at someone in an altercation was scheduled to begin Tuesday. However, in order to accommodate the Redskins playoff run, Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Daniel Snyder Mary Barzee has postponed the trial until March. Taylor’s attorney actually argued that the trial would “create a hardship for Taylor and the Redskins.” So would getting butt-raped in jail. Well, I guess that’s only a hardship for Taylor.

[Miami.com]: Judge delays trial of Redskins player Sean Taylor

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Orlando Magic

Stevie Franchise wears out his welcome again


Stevie ex-Franchise

[Update] Reports are that Francis pulled a Scottie Pippen and refused to reenter the Sonics game in the fourth quarter.

For a guy nicknamed “Franchise”, Steve Francis sure does like to wreck them. The Orlando Magic have suspended him indefinitely for “conduct detrimental to the team”. (Does having the second worst assist to turnover ratio for NBA point guards fit that definition?) This is only weeks after a nice fluff piece in the Orlando Sentinal about Francis “growing up.”

WKMG in Orlando is reporting that the suspension is not related to the fight Wednesday night in Seattle but rather because of a series of transgressions in the past few weeks. Indeed, Magic fans have noted that Francis has basically sleepwalked through the last 5 games.

It’s yet to be determined whether Francis will be Keyshawned or traded immediately, although his trade value is nil right now. Hmmm… there’s someone else in Indiana with the same trade value.

[Orlando Sentinel]: Magic suspend Francis

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NFL General

Time to break your bookie’s legs

You know all those emails that promise you how they pick NFL games at an AMAZING! 70/75/80% of the time? They’re full of crap. If you can get 60% of your games right against the spread, you can make some serious dough. Well, this year, all you had to do was pick the favorites. Aside from the Colts’ season of perfection story line, this has been one boring year in the NFL if you believe the math geeks.

The oddsmakers in Las Vegas set the lines so that the underdogs usually cover because the casual fan/office jackass/tourist usually bets the chalk. However, the favorites covered 63% of the time this year. This is only the 3rd time since 1998 that the favorites have covered more than 50% and the other two years, they barely got above .500. Of course, I’m sure this is the year all you gambling junkies decided the underdog was the way to go.

By the way, if you’ve ever wondered what “Betting the Chalk” means, I found a great explanation here.

Chalk – When a horse is the favorite — or has the most money bet on it — that horse is termed the “chalk.” Interestingly, this term comes from the pre-computer era of the bookie. When a bookie recorded bets on a blackboard, the odds would change over and over as more and more people bet on the favorite. The horse became known as the “chalk” because the horse’s name would disappear in chalk dust as the bookie constantly erased and lowered the horse’s odds.

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Green Bay Packers

Breaking News: Packers hire Mike McCarthy as Head Coach

ESPN is reporting that the Packers have hired someone nobody outside of San Francisco has heard of. Mike McCarthy, offensive coordinator of a team ranked DEAD LAST in offense and developer of a franchise quarterback who didn’t get a TD until week 17, gets the nod over Wade Phillips, Ron Rivera, Tim Lewis, Jim Bates, Maurice Carthon, and Sean Payton. The reason McCarthy was hired? He has a relationship with Brett Favre, a QB who should’ve retired 2 years ago.

Good work, Ted Thompson.

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College Football

Stanford needs strippers to recruit football players

The Bay Area is a great place, but let’s say you’re a top high school football player trying to decide where you want to go for college, would you rather go to a school with girls who look like this and this or would you rather go to Stanford, where the girls, well… don’t? We thought so too.

So it comes as no surprise that Stanford football players entertained recruits by taking them to a San Francisco strip club called New Century. NCAA rules allot $30 per host per day for recruiting expenses. The best part is that the players turned in “numerous, handwritten ‘receipts’ for $20 each”. Last time I checked, having Destiny write her number on a cocktail napkin isn’t really a receipt.

[SFGate.com]: Stanford recruits visited strip club
2003 incidents, revealed in lawsuit, didn’t violate rules at time