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Sports Father of the Year Candidate: Anonymous choking coach


OK folks, we have our second Sports Father of the Year story from Clarksville Tennessee. It always surprises us the crap that goes on during kids sports. Last year, we had the father who pulled a gun on a ref and one who fired two coaches from his team after they dared to play his son on offense.

This year our first candidate was a Chinese father who made his daughter prepare for 2018 Olympics by running her into the ground at the age of 8. Our second candidate is a peewee baseball assistant coach who tried to pull a Latrell Sprewell on another coach after an altercation.

According to Rafael Gonzalez, he called a time-out when the opposing head coach coach Bret Wyatt improperly stopped a ball that got past the second baseman (peewee coaches stand in the field) and was talking to him when the assistant coach of the other team cursed him and brushed his shoulder. Gonzalez spit his gum at him and he went nuts and started choking him. Both were ejected but no one can track down the assistant coach to file charges because nobody knows his name.

What? How is this possible? Does this Bret Wyatt guy not know the name of his assistant coaches? Was this just some random guy coming off the street to coach a bunch of kids? Are they letting Mr. Herbert coach now? Anyway, both coaches have been tossed from the league. We’ll keep you updated on any more insane fathers.

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[Knoxnews]: 2 peewee coaches tossed after choking fight

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Soccer

Sofia Loren threatens to get naked


Every yin must have its yang. Every dark must have its light. Every Mitch Williams must have his Joe Carter. And every report of Amanda Beard getting naked in Playboy must be countered with one about Sofia Loren threatening to do a striptease if Napoli gets promoted to Serie A.


I hope that Napoli win these last few games. You watch if we go up I will do a striptease,” she told Gazzetta dello Sport in an interview on Tuesday. “The fans have a total passion, the city deserves promotion.

Sofia Loren is no doubt one of the hottest women in the history of cinema. But she’s also now 72 years old. So unless she plans on traveling 40 years back in time to do this, this is gonna be eye clawingly bad. Now, we’re think this is just a joke but… let’s just make absolutely sure and root on the five opponents the team has left this season. The world, already reeling from Harry Potter’s uncalled for unit, does not need anymore bad nudity.

Links:
[Yahoo]: Napoli fan Sofia Loren to strip if team go up

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MLB General

The Full Count: Dice-K Dominates


1. The Dice-K we were waiting for: After all the preseason hype and promising first start, Daisuke Matsuzaka was plagued by a streak of poor outings. But to start off a series between AL heavyweights (Red Sox vs. Tigers), Dice-K gave his best effort yet. He threw his first MLB complete game, gave up just one run, and threw a whopping 124 pitches in the Red Sox’s 7-1 win. The victory gave the Red Sox an 8.5 game division lead, their largest since 1995, and they have the best record in the league at 26-11. This four-game series at Fenway should be one of the more entertaining so far this year. The Tigers will send Justin Verlander to the mound on Tuesday to face AL ERA leader Tim Wakefield.

2. Nearly a no-hitter: The Braves-Nationals game featured a pitching matchup of 18-year vet John Smoltz and first-year starter Jason Bergmann. Surprisingly, it was Bergmann who delivered a gem: 8 innings, 2 hits, and 10 strikeouts. He no-hit the Braves until the 8th inning, when Brian McCann hit a solo homer. Smoltz wasn’t bad either, but the Braves couldn’t muster any offense in a 2-1 loss. The win extends a season-high four-game win streak for the 13-25 Nationals, and Bergmann’s start was the highlight of their season so far. Atlanta’s loss combined with a Mets win puts New York back in first.

3. All About the Pitchers: This season has been dominated by pitching, and yesterday continued that trend. Dice-K and Bergmann were great, as well as Greg Maddux, Dan Haren, Gil Meche, and Tom Gorzelanny. Maddux pitched a complete-game with one run allowed in the Padres’ 7-1 win over Cincinnati. Meche and Haren pitched a combined 15 scoreless innings in the Royals-A’s game, giving both pitchers an ERA under 2.00. The Royals won on a ninth-inning homerun by John Buck. The surprising Gorzelanny improved to 5-2 with a 2.36 ERA after seven shutout innings in a win over the Marlins. In other pitching news, the Angels’ Jered Weaver returned to form with a great start against the Rangers, which lowered his ERA from 4.26 to 3.62.

Player of the Day: JJ Hardy, Brewers: 2-5, HR, 3 RBIs in a 6-8 loss to the Phillies. This is more of a season-achievement award for Hardy, who now leads the National League with 12 homers and 37 RBIs. It is hard to even imagine a more surprising start than that of Hardy, who already has set his career high for homeruns.

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Green Bay Packers

Odds and Ends: Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre


You ever get the feeling that inside Brett Favre’s head is exactly like that scene in Being John Malkovich and it’s “Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre” all the time? The guy with the biggest ego in all of sports (remember, last year, he called a press conference to tell everyone that he didn’t call a press conference to tell everyone he wasn’t sure whether he would retire…) demanded a trade after the draft but now claims he didn’t demand and a trade and never wanted to be traded. He was just frustrated. And now everyone has to worry about whether Favre will be happy on his shitty 8-8 team.

Of course, the only reason why this drama queen gets so much leeway is because he plays in Green Bay where they boo presidential candidates because he dares say that Peyton Manning might be the greatest QB in NFL history. Bunch of idiots.

In other news…

[Myspace]: Ken Griffey Jr. shares his jock with a Dodgers fan

[Kahlee’s blog]: Hmmm…. a naked female rugby scrum sounds better than it actually is.

[ESPN]: St. Bonaventure baseball coach pulls a Barry Switzer

[Our Book of Scrap]: Another crazy minor league baseball promotion: the world’s tallest baseball player in history

[Fox Sports]: Georgia’s women’s golf coach quits after telling too many “that’s what she said” jokes.

[HoustonTexans.com]: Amanda is your last Houston Texans cheerleader.

And finally, the Inside Track girls are spreading the rumor that Tom Brady will marry Gisele in Rome. Which brings us to case of the blind people over at the Big Lead. TBL is one of our favorite blogs but they actually think Kim “sex tape” Kardashian is hotter than Giselle Bundchen. Gisele is a supermodel with legs up to here… and Kim is a little tramp with a sex tape. How is this even a contest?

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All Other Sports

"The boys took a beatin on that one"

First off, we apologize to everyone who lost their lunch watching this video last week. But that’s not going to stop us from posting another terrible injury. Don’t be afraid to watch it though, it’s more funny pain than horrific pain. And you must have the sound on full volume to fully appreciate the clip.

It’s not often you get to hear the moment when future generations are all destroyed. It was like a million tiny voices crying out in unison and then suddenly silenced. Ohhh messieure!

(Hat tip: Sports By Brooks)

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NHL General

Monday Morning NHL Roundup


Ducks 4, Red Wings 3
Here’s a few interesting things about this tilt, which is now 1-1 after Scott Niedermayer scored in OT to put the Ducks over the hump. We like listing things numerically, so that’s what we’re about to do:

1. Scott Niedermayer is a really good name for a wallflower in high school. You know Biff, from Back to the Future? Can’t you just envision him screaming “NEE-DER-MY-ER!” in the same voice as he screamed “MC-FLY?” I can.

2. The fact that the Niedermayer brothers might have surpassed the Sedin twins in terms of “Western Conference relevance” is utterly surprising, although I guess the Ducks were a higher seed.

3. There are several moralistic questions involved with this series right now. For example, if you root for Anaheim to win – and they now have home ice, for whatever that’s worth – are you secretly supporting marital discord? See, there’s this long-standing rumor that Chris Pronger left Edmonton because he was cheating on his wife and needed to get out of dodge. If you support Detroit, are you a bandwagon guy? I mean, Detroit is en fuego recently: Pistons have lost a scant 1 game in these playoffs, the Tigers are the defending AL Champions, and even Kid Rock seems kinda relevant these days. Do you root for Teemu or Dominik to get their career-validating championship? Do you root for Holmstrom or MacDonald to get on the national radar first? So many questions. I might have to take a nap or something.

[Ted Bauer will be covering the NHL playoffs for us this year. You can find more of Ted’s work at A Price Above Bip Roberts.]

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MLB General

MLB Cost Index for May 14 2007


The MLB Cost Index is one measure of how well your GM did over the course of the offseason and during the season. The Index takes a look at the payrolls for each team and calculates a Cost per Win number. Pretty simple stuff right? But in the wide open world of baseball with no salary cap, it’s the best way we can think of to judge teams on a level (monetary) playing field.

We haven’t even added in the cost of Roger Clemens’ contract to the Yankees payroll number and they are already twice as inefficient as the next team above them. With a cost of $2.55M a win, they are double the ineptitude of the Kansas City Royals who pay $1.32M per win. Being compared to (and losing to Kansas City) in anything is not good.

There wasn’t much change in the rankings this week with the exception of the Cubs. Last week, we said they were making a move towards respectability but losing four out of six last week has dropped them back down to the 24 spot.

The complete Major League Baseball Cost Index after the jump.

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MLB General

The Full Count: Rally caps are working


1. Best team in the league?: Right now, the team with the best record in the majors is the Boston Red Sox, who are 25-11 after a huge comeback win over the Orioles on Sunday. The Sox were down 5-0 to Baltimore entering the ninth inning, but a combination of errors, walks, and timely hitting erased the deficit as Boston won 6-5. There were two crucial errors, the first on a dropped popup by catcher Ramon Hernandez, the second on a dropped throw at first by pitcher Chris Ray. The latter error allowed two runs to score and ended the game. The Orioles ruined a great start by Jeremy Guthrie, who went 8 and a third and did not give up an earned run. The Red Sox now have an 8-game division lead, the largest in the majors. They will face the Tigers, Braves and Yankees over the next week in a crucial series of games for them.

2. Another ninth-inning rally: The A’s found themselves down by 2 entering the ninth inning against the Indians. Like the Red Sox, they found the deficit to be no problem. They hit two homers in the ninth–the first a two-run shot by Milton Bradley that tied the game up. Then red-hot Jack Cust hit a three-run, game-ending homer. It was his 6th homer in only 7 games this season. Four of the five runs were charged to Joe Borowski, Cleveland’s struggling closer who now has a 9.00 ERA. However, prior to Sunday he hadn’t allowed a run since April 25, and Borowski’s 12 saves are among the best in the majors, so he likely won’t be relieved of his duties as of now. Both Cleveland and Oakland now are a game back in their respective divisions.

3. Mets shut down Milwaukee: The more experienced Mets took a series against the Brewers that matched two of the NL’s best teams. New York’s 2-1 series win was highlighted by a 9-1 win on Sunday. Oliver Perez pitched 8-plus innings with only one run and two hits allowed. The Mets stole four bases (including three by David Wright) and hit two homers in the rout. However, Atlanta still leads them by a half-game in the division, while the Brewers are up by 7 in the weak Central.

Co-Players of the Day: Torii Hunter, Twins: 3-5, 2 HR (8), 7 RBIs in a 16-4 rout of the Tigers.

Fred Lewis, Giants: 5-6, 4 RBIs, hit for the cycle in only his 16th career game.

Stat of the Day: Of the Twins’ 23 homers this season, 17 have come from either Torii Hunter or Justin Morneau. Only six different players on the team have gone deep all season.

Walk Off: The Brewers are easily the best team in the Central, and should run away with that division. However, I still don’t think they can beat some of the National League’s best teams. Right now they have only played 6 games against teams with a winning record, and they are 3-3 in those contests. Obviously that’s not enough evidence to judge a team on, but there will be after they play the Twins, Dodgers, Padres, and Braves in consecutive series in the coming weeks. If they emerge from those games with a winning record, then the Brewers will be legit contenders instead of a team that’s taking advantage of their weak division.

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Sacramento Kings

Odds and Ends: Ron Artest makes perfect sense


Here’s Ron Artest on the brawl in Detroit, courtesy of The Big Lead:


The Detroit owner, he’s a trip. He said if [Ron] wouldn’t have been laying on the table, the guy wouldn’t have thrown the beer. That don’t make sense cause I lay on tables a lot. I lay on benches in my neighborhood and nobody throws cups of beer or rocks at me. That just doesn’t make sense. One guy in the front row was calling me and Jermaine O’Neal mother hoes and bitches the whole game, and you didn’t see us attack him.

Yep, that’s Ron Artest, laying around master. Words cannot describe.

In other news…

[Our Book of Scrap]: Talk about a fruitless exercise: NASCAR promotes literacy

[Hockey Rants]: Disney Presents: The Haka on Ice!

[The 700 Level]: Temple Sports Put on Single Public Probation (for what? sucking?)

[The Offside]: Ice Soccer? Really?

[Steroid Nation]: For chrissakes, she’s paralyzed! Let her smoke as much pot as she wants.

[Yahoo ]: Stupid old people and their stupid holes-in-one

And finally, the soccer world is buzzing with goal by Andres Vasquez, which some are saying is the greatest goal every scored. The video is below so you can decide for yourself.

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MLB General

MLB Power Rankings Roundup for May 9 2007

Last week, there was unanimous agreement that the Red Sox were the #1 team in the land. Well, this week, TSN just blew that up by picking the Brewers as their #1 team. The Brewers certainly have been on a tear but it’s hard to argue that they are playing better ball than the Red Sox. Other notable movers include the Tigers and the Cubs. Meanwhile, the D’backs and Yankees are falling in most rankings.

Here are the major power rankings this week:

Rank Sportscolumn ESPN FoxSports Sportsline USA Today TSN.ca
1 Red Sox Red Sox Red Sox Red Sox Red Sox Brewers
2 Mets Brewers Indians Indians Mets Red Sox
3 Braves Tigers Mets Brewers Braves Mets
4 Brewers Mets Brewers Tigers Brewers Dodgers
5 Indians Braves Tigers Braves Indians Tigers
6 Tigers Indians Braves Mets Dodgers Cubs
7 Dodgers Dodgers Dodgers Dodgers Tigers Giants
8 D’backs Cubs Angels Padres Padres Braves
9 Twins A’s Twins Angels Angels Indians
10 Angels Angels Padres Twins Yankees D’backs
11-30 more more more more more more