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General Sports

Here’s your chance to slap Stu Scott



Someone slap this guy

How much would you pay to slap Stu Scott? $1000? $2000? Well folks, you can get a chance next weekend when ESPN The Weekend invades Disney World. The event is included with regular admission so it doesn’t cost you more to meet a bunch of pretty decent sports celebrities.

The list of athletes is very football heavy because those guys have nothing to do right now. Lots of current all-pros and a couple of “Legends”, Kenny Stabler and Jerry Rice. There are no current basketball players but it’d be great to go up to Karl Malone and ask him, Scottie Pippen-style, “I thought you didn’t deliver on Sundays?”. And you can hit on Amanda Beard.

Finally we have the ESPN personalities. If you attended and slapped Stu Scott on camera, I’m pretty sure you’d never have to buy yourself a drink in this country again. Please someone make it happen.

[Disney Blog]: ESPN The Weekend, Lineup announced

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Olympics

Sasha Cohen gets silver. Shaun White decides to date Lindsay Lohan instead


After Sasha Cohen screwed the pooch during the free skate and took 2nd, most people thought, “how the hell do you fall twice and win silver?” Well, when the people who skate after you stink up the joint as well, that’s how you get silver.

Of course, this reinforces the notion that Cohen tends to choke.

The 2003 and 2004 national championships. The 2004 worlds. Even the Salt Lake City Olympics. She went into the free skate with a chance to medal, if not win, and she faltered at all of them.

Not only did Sasha lose the gold medal, she seems to have lost the affections of the Flying Tomato. Rumors are that Shaun White is currently dating Lindsay Lohan. I guess she digs gold medals.

[MSNBC]: Despite falling twice, Cohen wins silver medal

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General Sports

Woman We Love: Rachel McAdams

You guys voted Rachel McAdams in as the next Woman We Love. I was a little surprised that Salma Hayek didn’t win but Rachel is pretty damn cute. I wasn’t a big fan at first, mostly because she starred opposite talentless Rob Schneider in the Hot Chick and did some lame ass Nicholas Sparks movie.

But Wedding Crashers turned it all around for me. She’s cute and ditzy as a blonde but gorgeous as a brunnette. So, here you are folks, Rachel McAdams is a woman we love.

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General Sports

Odds and Ends for Friday Feb 24 2006: NBA Deadline deals

[AP]: NBA deadline deals roundup

[FoxSports]: Breaking down the latest NBA deals

[Physics Geek]: ACC Press Release on Duke

[Trendhunter]: Rubik’s Cube for NFL refs

[Twincities.com]: Culpepper says he’s not on trade block

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College Basketball

Bloody Adam Morrison gauze dropped from ebay



bloody gauze not for sale

Remember when someone bought Luis Gonzalez’s used gum for $10,000? Well, someone came up with the great idea to sell the gauze that Adam Morrison used to stem a bloody nose in his game against Pepperdine.

Unfortunately, selling bloody bandages is against ebay rules so they pulled the auction. It’s too bad for the seller because I’m sure Golden Palace.com would have bought it. They’ll buy anything as long as it gets enough press. They are bigger media whores than Paris Hilton.

Not to be discouraged by something like ebay rules, someone is selling the unused gauze from the same game.

This unused gauze pad was for Adam Morrison. During the final 4 minutes of the first half of the NCAA college basketball game between Gonzaga and Pepperdine on Monday, February 20, 2006, Adam Morrison used one to clear a bloody nose as he continued to play. This was picked up on the floor at the game.

Shockingly, no one has made a bid on it yet. This reminds me of the “three people who have never been in my kitchen” rule. I own some tissue that’s never been used by Michael Jordan. How much can I get for that?

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New York Yankees

Steinbrenner guarantees 2006 World Series title

Steinbrenner guarantees 2006 World Series title

George Steinbrenner sure is feisty this year. First he criticizes the WBC. Then he runs over a reporter’s foot with his golf cart. Now he’s guaranteeing a title for the Yanks this year.


We haven’t won it in a while. We are going to win it this year.
We are going after it this year.

I love how 5 years is “a while” when the Cubs haven’t won it in almost 100 years. I wish I could listen to WEEI in Boston tomorrow.

[NY Post]: GUARANTEED: YANKEE TITLE

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NFL General

Is Vince Young trying to lower his draft value?


There can be no other explanation for admittting that he’s like Michael Vick.


We are similar. We both do what it takes. We’re both great leaders for our teammates. We’ve got much respect from our teammates, in a similar way as I can see, with keeping the game real balanced with running and throwing the ball.

If you want to be respected as a quarterback in this league and ready to learn a pro offense, perhaps comparing yourself to Ron Mexico isn’t the smartest thing in the world. Young is already taking a page from Vick’s book, saying that his critics don’t understand. Good start, Vince.

[Florida Today]: Young intriguing, but will he throw?

[Mercury News]: Young suffers by comparison to Vick

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Indianapolis Colts

Reggie Wayne is more important than Edge



6 years $40 Million

At least that’s what the brass in Indianapolis think. Reggie Wayne got a six-year $40M contract, including a $13.5M signing bonus. This basically means the Edgerrin James era is over in Indy. Edge knew it was coming, even saying his time was over when he appeared on the NFL Network’s Super Bowl coverage.

To retain both James and Wayne, he added, would require significant changes in the roster. That probably would entail “drawing a line through” the names of several players, cutting them to make room for Wayne and James under the projected salary cap of roughly $95 million.
“And I don’t know if you can draw enough lines, even if you wanted to,” Polian said. “And you may not want to because it would weaken the team so much in other capacities.

[Indy Star]:
WR Wayne is Colts’ $40 million man

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NHL General

US and Canada Hockey both bounced



End of the road

I don’t think anyone thought the US had any shot at winning a gold at the Olympics but the team embarassed itself by only winning one game and getting bounced in the quarterfinals.

Afterward, Mike Modana melts down off camera and criticized USA Hockey for managing poor management and said that players had to make their own travel arrangements for their families. Modana said that the organization needed a complete overhaul, to which the General Manager shockingly disagreed.

The Canadian Hockey team is another story. They were gold medal favorites and lost in the quarterfinals, shut out by the Russians 2-0. Gretzky took the blame for the failure but said he’d be back in 2010. The Canadian press has been critical of the team but seems to be pretty even keeled in the assessment of the loss. Perhaps because the columnists haven’t had a chance to digest the loss yet. We’ll turn to the bloggers for their opinions on the Canada debacle:

[James Mirtle]:
To be honest
, I really can’t come up with an example of a best-on-best hockey tournament in which Canada played worse than this one in Turin. Even from the start, when a heavily overmatched Italian team played the Canadians to a 1-1 draw through 22 minutes, it was ugly.

[HockeyAnalysis.com]: The player selection committee has to take some blame for this loss. I criticized the selection committee for taking Draper and Doan and you could have made a strong argument against Martin St. Louis being on the team as well. When I selected my Olympic team I suggested that one of the Tampa players should have been left off the team and St. Louis would have been the obvious choice. Certainly Eric Staal, Sidney Crosby, Patrick Marleau, Alex Tanguay or even Brendan Shanahan would have all contributed more offense than Doan, Draper and St. Louis.

[Canucks Hockey]: To all the armchair GM’s out there, would you have left Joe Thornton and Jarome Iginla, two of the best power forwards in the game but were non-factors for most of the tournament, off the team for Sidney Crosby and Eric Staal? Would you have left Chris Pronger, All-Star and Olympic gold medallist but struggled on the big ice, for Dion Phaneuf? You can go on and on and on for every player on this roster – they were, after all, shut out for three of the six games they played – but hindsight is 20/20.

[Jes Golbez]: Many will expect Wayne Gretzky to shoulder the blame, but I’d put much more of it on the shoulders of coach Pat Quinn. Did Canada look like a poorly coached team to you? To me, Canada lacked exactly what a good coach would provide.

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High School Sports

Autistic kid scores 20 in basketball game


There’s a story about a kid named Justin McElwain, the trainer for a high school team, who finally gets in his first game on “Senior Night” and sets a record with six 3-pointers in the final minutes of the game. Not a big deal right? Just like Ollie in Hoosiers. Turns out the kid is autistic.

I’m kind of a sucker for these stories. The last time I cried was the episode of Baywatch where they had the Special Olympics at the beach and one kid falls down but his opponent comes back to help him finish the race. You guys know what episode I’m talking about, don’t even pretend you don’t.

Anyway, after missing his first shot by six feet, he drained five 3-pointers in a row.


Teammates on the bench would hold their heads and scream, fans would stomp, tears would flow. [After the game], his teammates and friends stormed the court. They raised him on their shoulders… wide-eyed and in awe of what they had seen. They asked Jason for his autograph.

“I was focused on the game. You gotta be focused on the game. Not anything else.

Excuse me a sec, I got something in my eye.

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