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MLB Power Rankings Roundup for Apr 21 2006

As expected, this early in the season, the rankings between sites are all over the place. However, most agree that the Red Sox, Mets, and White Sox are the top three teams in the league.

We’ll be tracking them every week on Fridays, folks, so come back to see where your team is ranked.

Here are the MLB Power Rankings by top sites this week.

Rank Sportscolumn ESPN FoxSports Sportsline USA Today TSN.ca
1 Red Sox White Sox Red Sox Red Sox Mets Mets
2 Mets Mets White Sox Mets Red Sox Indians
3 White Sox Red Sox Mets White Sox Indians Astros
4 Astros Indians Indians Indians Astros Cardinals
5 Cardinals Yankees Cardinals Astros Cardinals Red Sox
6 Yankees Cardinals Yankees Cardinals White Sox Giants
7 Cubs Blue Jays Braves Giants Yankees Reds
8 Indians Astros A’s Cubs Cubs White Sox
9 Giants Angels Angels A’s Brewers Cubs
10 Reds Braves Tigers Angels A’s Tigers
11-30 more more more more more more

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Video Games

Madden 2007 is trying to wreck Shaun Alexander’s season



Sorry Seattle fans

EA Sports announced that Shaun Alexander, the Seattle Seahawks $62M man is going to be on the cover of Madden 2007. Seattle fans and Mike Holmgren are already cursing EA but Shaun is just happy to collect the big endorsement check.


To be on the cover of Madden NFL 07 is a big milestone in my career since I have always been a huge fan of this franchise. EA SPORTS is focusing on the running game in this year’s version, so I was honored when I was chosen to be on the cover to represent the improved running game.

We’ll see what Alexander has to say when he becomes the latest victim of the Madden cover jinx. Here’s the easiest Fantasy Football advice you’re going to get: DO NOT take Shaun Alexander with your first round pick.

Oh, the jinx is very real folks. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Vegas odds for Seattle winning the Super Bowl just dropped in half. Here’s a rundown of covers and actual performance since Eddie George in 2001.

  • 2001 Eddie George: His jinx took a year to kick in but his rushing production went from 1509 yards to 939 the year after appearing on the cover.
  • 2002 Daunte Culpepper: Daunte went from fantasy stud (33 TDs and 3937 yards) to fantasy dud (14 TDs and 2612 yards) and finally succumbed to a knee injury.
  • 2003 Marshall Faulk: Total production went from 2147 to 1490 all purpose yards, a 44% decrease. The Rams went from Super Bowl runner up to 7-9.
  • 2004 Michael Vick: Broke his ankle in a preseason game. The quickest jinx in Madden history.
  • 2005 Ray Lewis: Ray Lewis avoids the cover jinx… because he was just standing there.. didn’t see a thing. Nope. Didn’t see a thing.
  • 2006 Donovan McNabb: DMac got into a highly publicized feud with Terrell Owens and then had his season cut short by a sports hernia.

So what’s in store for Shaun Alexander? Here are the official SC odds:

  • 5-1 Torn ACL or MCL
  • 4-1 Ankle injury
  • 3-1 Sharp decline in production
  • 20-1 Broken ankle on horse collar tackle
  • 50-1 no injury
  • 100-1 Breaks hand while washing his truck

Links:
[Video Game Generation]: Seahawks MVP Shaun Alexandar Soars on Madden NFL 07 Cover

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MLB General

Full Count for April 21 2006: The AL’s other 4-win pitcher

[Editor’s Note: Sportscolumn Blog welcomes Jackson Govatos as the lead baseball blogger. Jackson’s daily feature, The Full Count, will take you through the five baseball stories you need to know.]



Erik Bedard is red hot

1. Out of nowhere: Baltimore’s Erik Bedard isn’t exactly a household name. In fact, many serious baseball fans probably don’t know who he is. That’s likely because he only had 12 career wins coming into this season. But now he’s become the second 4-0 pitcher in the AL, joining Curt Shilling. He picked up his fourth win last night against offense juggernaut Cleveland, limiting the Indians to 3 runs in 6 innings. His ERA on the season is now 2.77, and he has recorded 18 strikeouts. The Orioles’ 9-4 victory gave them a 2-1 series win over the Indians, and they became only the 5th team to record 10 wins.

2. The Disabled List Blues…: Some star players have landed on the DL within the past few days. Derrek Lee, the Cubs’ power-hitting first baseman, will be out 8 to 10 weeks with a wrist injury. He broke two bones in his wrist after colliding with the Dodgers’ Rafael Furcal. Lee’s injury will obviously be a huge blow to the Cubs’ hopes of reaching the playoffs for their first time since 2003. Additionally, the Angels’ defending Cy Young winning pitcher Bartolo Colon went on the disabled list with a much less serious injury. Though affected by an inflammatory throwing shoulder, Angels manager Mike Scioscia said he’ll only miss two starts. Colon has not been up to form so far, with an ERA above 7 and an 0-2 record.

3. Old man can play: At 47 years old, Julio Franco became the oldest player in major league history to hit a home run, breaking a 76-year-old record in the Mets’ comeback win over the Padres. Franco’s 2-run, pinch hit home run gave the Mets a 3-2 lead. It sparked a 6-run rally in the eighth inning that gave a Mets a 7-2 lead, which became the final score. “I hope I hit one when I’m 50,” Franco said in all honesty. The Mets win spoiled a great game for Padres ace Jake Peavy, who pitched 7 innings and only allowed 1 run. Scott Linebrink blew the save for San Diego. The Mets improved to an 11-4 record on the season, giving them the highest winning percentage in the majors.

4. Rocky relief from yesterday’s games: In three games on Thursday night, relief pitching either cost teams games or came very close to doing so. In the A’s loss to the Tigers, Oakland starter Barry Zito had his finest game of the year, with one run allowed in 7 innings pitched. But without usual closer Huston Street, who was out with an injury, the A’s bullpen was unable to hold on to a 3-1 lead. In the Giants-Diamondbacks game, San Francisco built a 6-1 lead through six innings, but usually excellent relievers Steve Kline and Tim Worrell combined to allow 5 runs. However, the Giants still won because of a three-run 9th inning. More bullpen antics occurred in Seattle’s loss to Texas. Mariners reliever Eddie Guardado, who has been awful so far this year, walked four Ranger batters in the ninth, including the game-winning run. Texas won 4-3.

5. Will Barry hit a homer in Coors Field?: The Giants open a three-game series tonight againt the Colorado Rockies in the friendly hitting park of Coors Field. If Barry is going to get his first home run of the season, this will likely be the place. Of course, most people are rooting against Bonds and his chase of the Babe Ruth/Hank Aaron records but we actually found someone rooting for him. Go figure.

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Satire

The Friday Sports Satire Roundup: Not so much a roundup

From The Sports Pickle, one of our favorite sites, comes this excellent take on Favre’s retirement.

Brett Favre tells waitress he needs another 45 minutes to look over the menu

Brett Favre entered his fourth hour of deciding what he would like to eat for dinner this evening at a Waveland, Mississippi, Olive Garden with no end in sight.

“Brett and his wife got here around 5:15 pm and I was excited to wait on them,” said Mindy Payne, the Favre’s waitress. “But this is getting a little ridiculous now. My shift was over two hours ago and I’m still waiting for the guy to make up his mind. It’s really rude on his part. Not only am I supposed to be home by now, but other people want a table.”

Favre said he is close to making up his mind, but needs a bit more time.

“Supposedly the kitchen closes at 11 pm, and that makes me feel kind of rushed,” said Favre. “I’m close to deciding on an appetizer – the fried calamari – so I’m getting there. As for entrees, though, I don’t have a clue. I’m hoping they’ll come up with some great new menu items by the time I have to decide and it will make my decision a lot easier.”

The Olive Garden’s manager, Mike Redd, said he may have to decide to ask the quarterback to leave.
“It’s tough to ask a local legend like Brett Favre to leave your establishment,” said Redd. “But he’s taking advantage of our goodwill. He’s been here for going on five hours and hasn’t paid a dollar yet while we’re losing business because we can’t get other customers to a table. I’ve really lost a lot of respect for the guy.”

(Republished with permission from Sportspickle.com.)

If you were looking for more satire stories this week, we don’t have any for you. It was a pretty weak offering by the usual suspects this week, except for this excellent sportsgraphic NHL Season Highlights from the Onion.

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MLB General

Yankees top Forbes annual list of MLB franchises



George is going up

The Yankees top all MLB teams with a $1.03 Billion dollar valuation, which is just about enough to finance their underachieving payroll. Behind them at $617M are the Boston Red Sox. If you combined the Red Sox and the and the least valuable team (Tampa Bay Devil Rays at $209M), hey still wouldn’t be worth as much as the Yankees. Here’s the full list of MLB franchise values.

On average, team values increased by 15% year over year for the second consecutive year. The Washington Nationals and the Toronto Blue Jays had the biggest increase in valuations at 42% and 34%, respectively. It’s no coincidence that both teams have significantly increased their payrolls this season.

If you want to know which sport is truly the national pastime, just look at the valuation of the NFL franchises. The Arizona Cardinals (by all accounts a worthless franchise) has a valuation of $673M, which would be 2nd in a MLB list. The average value of an NFL franchise is $819M while the average value of an MLB franchise is $376M.

Links:
[Forbes.com]: The Business Of Baseball
[Forbes]: NFL Team Valuations

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General Sports

Odds and Ends for Thur Apr 20 2006: Toronto Toronto Toronto

Two big items coming out of Toronto today. First, Chris Bosh re-signs with the Raptors, which is great news for the basketball fans in Toronto because he’s the only decent player on a team that desperately needs a franchise player. Second, the Leafs fire Pat Quinn just 2 days after the end of the season. Chris Bosh’s signing is more important to the Raptors than the Leafs firing Quinn but you’d never know it from fan reaction.

In other news…

[Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]: Chris Shelton makes Pirates GM look like an idiot.

[BFLOBLOG]: A walk down misery lane: Top-Five Worst Bills Draft Classes

[BrandWeek]: OLN isn’t giving up despite their hockey coverage only averageing 165,000 views.

[The Bleacher Bums]: Ruben Sierra is trying to pull a Rickey Henderson.

[Yahoo]: Moe Williams guilty of disorderly conduct in Vikings Love Boat trial.

And finally, the too-ovious-a-joke photo of the day.

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MLB General

The Full Count for April 19 2006: Royals lose again


1. Call them dust; they’ve been swept: The Royals know how to do two things well: get swept and get shut out. They accomplished both in Wednesday’s 4-0 loss to the White Sox. After beating the White Sox twice earlier this season, Chicago’s pitching shut them down in the three-game set. KC scored only 1 run in the entire series, among the most pitiful offensive performances we’ve ever seen. This is the third series in a row that the Royals have been swept, including to the Devil Rays last weekend. They fell to an MLB-worst 2-12 on the year, while the White Sox took the division lead at 10-5.

2. Complete game madness strikes Atlanta: The Braves got yet another complete game yesterday, this one from Tim Hudson. This was the Braves’ second CG in a row and their 3rd in a span of five days. Hudson finished with 3 hits allowed and 1 earned run in the 2-1 game. Andruw Jones was again the difference for the Braves, hitting a homer for the fourth game in a row. While much has been said (and deservedly so) about Albert Pujols’ stellar season so far, Jones can almost match his numbers. He has 8 homers and a league-leading 23 RBIs on the year. The victory gave the Braves a much-needed overall series win against the Mets.

3. Indians lose at their own game: The Indians have won this year mainly because of a hard-hitting offense that leads the majors in runs. Nothing changed on Wednesday, when the team had 14 hits and 9 runs. But the Orioles hitters were even better–they put up 18 on the scoreboard. Every batter who started for Baltimore got at least 2 hits and 1 run. Everyone in the lineup had an RBI except leadoff man Brian Roberts. And Ramon Hernandez, Corey Patterson, and Jay Gibbons all homered in the victory. Indians starter Jake Westbrook was the main victim, with 12 hits and 9 runs allowed in less than 5 innings of work. The Orioles improved to a surprising 9-7 record on the year, while the Indians fell to second place in the AL Central at 9-6.

4. He’s pitching like it’s 2001: If the AL Cy Young was awarded today, it would go to Curt Shilling. He picked up his 4th win yesterday against Tampa Bay, good for first in the AL. Now he needs four more wins to get to 200 on his illustrious career. Shilling’s ERA dropped to 1.61, and he has been an invaluable part of the Sox’s major league best 11 wins. Boston rolled over Tampa, 9-1.

5. D-rays need some ‘more cowbell’: Among the millions of things the Devil Rays need to become a contender, owner Stuart Sternberg believes one is ‘more cowbell‘. He announced plans to show the legendary Saturday Night Live skit during games to pump up all three people in the stands at Tropicana Field. “I’m hoping this becomes the fans’ signature,” Sternberg said. We hope winning becomes the team’s signature.

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MLB General

MLB Cost Index for Apr 20 2006

Thursday means it’s time to see how your GM is wasting your ticket and television dollars. Let’s assume that the Yankees will be at the bottom every week — but they at least have a shot at the championship. Not so the Royals. Not only are they one of the cheapest teams in the league, they also have the least wins, a double whammy that has them in second to last in the Cost Index.

** all $ are in millions.

Team 2006 Payroll GP Wins YTD
Payroll
Cost/Win
Marlins $15.0 14 4 $1.30 $0.32
Devil Rays $35.4 15 7 $3.28 $0.47
Rockies $41.1 15 8 $3.81 $0.48
Indians $56.8 15 9 $5.26 $0.58
Reds $59.5 15 9 $5.51 $0.61
Brewers $56.8 15 8 $5.26 $0.66
D’backs $59.2 15 7 $5.48 $0.78
Twins $63.8 14 7 $5.51 $0.79
Orioles $72.6 16 9 $7.17 $0.80
A’s $62.3 15 7 $5.77 $0.82
Pirates $40.2 17 5 $4.22 $0.84
Astros $92.6 15 10 $8.57 $0.86
Mets $100.9 14 10 $8.72 $0.87
Blue Jays $71.9 14 7 $6.21 $0.89
Cardinals $88.4 15 9 $8.19 $0.91
Cubs $94.8 14 9 $8.20 $0.91
White Sox $102.9 15 10 $9.53 $0.95
Tigers $82.3 15 8 $7.62 $0.95
Giants $90.9 14 8 $7.85 $0.98
Padres $69.7 14 6 $6.03 $1.00
Rangers $65.5 15 6 $6.06 $1.01
Red Sox $120.1 15 11 $11.12 $1.01
Braves $92.5 16 8 $9.13 $1.14
Nationals $63.3 15 5 $5.86 $1.17
Mariners $88.3 16 7 $8.72 $1.25
Phillies $88.3 14 6 $7.63 $1.27
Angels $103.6 15 7 $9.59 $1.37
Dodgers $99.2 16 7 $9.80 $1.40
Royals $47.3 14 2 $4.09 $2.04
Yankees $198.7 14 7 $17.17 $2.45

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Duke Lacrosse Update: taxicab confessions

A cab driver has reported that he picked up Reade Seligmann the night of the party and and he seemed calm and jovial. Defense attorneys say that cell phone records and an ATM record show that Seligmann wasn’t at the party at the time of a alleged rape, that is, if you believe the timeline offered by the players and their time stamped photographs. (Because you know, we always set our cameras to the correct time… ALWAYS.)

According to the cab driver, he picked up two men, one of them Seligmann, took them to a bank and hamburger joint, and then dropped them off at a Duke dormitory. However, the cab driver also reported that he picked up another lacrosse player later and that player seemed to be mad at the stripper. We’ll refrain from posting his quote because it’s not exactly admissible in a court of law, or so we’ve learned from watching Jack McCoy for years. So it seems Mr. Seligmann has an alibi, what about Mr. Finnerty?

The problem with this case is that now everyone is now an expert. The media will interview anyone even remotely associated with the team to get their reactions. Parents — sure we understand that but they’ll take any statements from ex-teammates as well. Did you know that Chris Gumiela, a football teammate of Duke co-captain Dan Flannery, and currently hundreds of miles away at Penn, doesn’t believe the dancer’s allegations and thinks that DA Mike Nifong is trying to revive a faltering investigation?

He’s got to get three; otherwise there’s a big hole in his case. It doesn’t look good for the case; it doesn’t look good for him to charge only two players.

Hey, let’s just call the whole thing off… ’cause you know, ex-teammates have such a strong bond that Chris Gumiella was practically there.

Stay tuned, readers, next week, we’re interviewing the former kindergarten teacher of Collin Finnerty to ascertain his innocence.

Links:
[Yahoo]: Cabbie: Indicted lacrosse player behaved normally, later passenger talked about stripper
[News & Observer]: New tension cloaks team

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NBA General

Final 2005-2006 NBA Power Ranking Roundup

Well, the NBA season has come to a close and here are your final power rankings from the major sites. With the exception of Team Rankings.com, everyone expects the Pistons to beat the Spurs for the NBA Championship. With MVP candidate Chauncy Billups leading the way, they are just too stacked top to bottom to lose to the rest of this field. Of course, we thought the same thing about UConn.

Here are the NBA Power Rankings by top sites this week.

Rank NBA.com ESPN FoxSports Sportsline SI TeamRankings
1 Pistons Pistons Pistons Pistons Pistons Spurs
2 Spurs Spurs Spurs Spurs Spurs Pistons
3 Mavericks Mavericks Mavericks Mavericks Mavericks Mavericks
4 Suns Suns Nets Suns Heat Suns
5 Nets Nets Suns Cavaliers Suns Heat
6 Cavaliers Heat Heat Nets Nets Grizzlies
7 Heat Grizzlies Cavaliers Heat Grizzlies Cavaliers
8 Grizzlies Cavaliers Lakers Grizzlies Cavaliers Nets
9 Lakers Magic Bulls Kings Clippers Clippers
10 Kings Lakers Kings Clippers Nuggets Lakers
11-30 more more more more more more